Seeing Patriot's Day tonight

>seeing Patriot's Day tonight
>movie: "Dzhokhar Tsarnaev was sentenced to lethal injection."
>dude in the back yells "Haw haw!" like Nelson Muntz

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>watching United 93 in crowded theater
>screen goes black as plane hits ground
>somebody blasts the loudest fucking fart i've ever heard in my life
>everybody laughs
It still makes me chuckle

Thats pretty funny tbf

>watching the force awakens in a crowded theater
>millennium falcon comes on screen
>fanboy behind me has a nerdgasm and gets his jizz all over my head

>watching The Dark Knight Returns
>National Anthem scene where Bane took over a stadium
>clapping in the theaters

>watching the Avengers
>Captain America said There's only one God maam!
>mad clapping at the theaters

>watching Django Unchained
>he was killing Whites left and right
>thunderous clapping at the theaters

>watching videogames a tournament
>still fucking clapping

FUCKING AMERICANS WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE? WHY DO YOU ALWAYS CLAP?

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THEH CEWD BE MOAH BAWMS OUT THEA!

>Go see TFA
>Old guy next to me yells "WOO" every time they call back to the originals
>fucking yells "OH MY GOD NO WAY." When Leia is shown like it was his first fap to her all over again. His wife even had to calm him down
>Then another dude starts trying to shout WOO louder than him whenever a callback comes up, with the guy like some weird pissing contest
Never again. I'll just wait for the torrent of 8

>watched TFA

you deserved it

Hahahaha

>see Rogue One
>guy in front of me farts during the prologue
>smelled like loads of wet shit in my nose

not gonna lie

I would have keked

Top kek

Fucking America. What are you doing?

I think everyone had that reaction.

It's a White male thing.

Watch "The Outsiders".

Get a boner

FAP to the hottest boy cast of all time

Still don't think I'm GAY

THEY GOT JOHNNY!

BRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPP

Cinema was a mistake.

This happened to me at Man of Steel. A dude sharted as soon as the credits rolled.

>watching War of the Worlds in theater
>scene cuts to black after family is attacked in the basement by aliums
>daughters voice "are we in heaven, daddy?" Or something
>theater erupts in laughter

?

>doing tourism in India
>see a cinema
>think why not
>this happens

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