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FUCK THIS GENERAL

I think we owned the bahamas

suck my fucking balls gentlemn

call people a prick a lot.

when you've owned so much its hard to remember every island.

>Wouldnt go to a tourist spot in his own country

NEET Virgin. Or is it because you literally have like 2 in your entire country lmao

redpill me on bahamas

yeah it was either us or the spanish ha ha

>pikeys moved in to the park where I walk my dogs

would be a shame if their caravan went up in smoke

>WE

we

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do it
firebomb the pikeys
kill them all

it was us, i have been to a town there named the same as my town where i live here, beach was covered in seaweed too just like home.

woah

yeah I'll go to buckingham palace and get squashed against the fence by fat yank tourists

no thank you

the best tourist spots in the UK are the ones the foreigners don't know about

Fuck the Bahamas, eat shit
JFs piss off and die

love the bahamas
bahamas welcome

quite upmarket looking pikeys to be fair. that van looks new, and the camper.

white "women" are disgusting

SOUTHEND

You like dags?

Right. So you have like 2 in your entire country.

moldova
trannyvalnia
bassarabia
all romanian simple as

hello

finns confirmed not to be white
youtube.com/watch?v=6jaeSHfNTuQ

>Americans entire knowledge of pikeys in three words

very grim
cheerleader effect barely working

trancedout.com/blog/betty-erickson-self-hypnosis-technique-for-stress/

Try this when you can, and when you get to step 10, try repeating an autosuggestion mantra that lessens pain (eg: "I am comfortable and healthy.") while imagining yourself (especially visualising the problem area) as perfectly healthy. Scientologists use self-hypnosis to give birth silently and painlessly, without meds. They use much deeper trance but it does work.

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haha dude I love British movies! haha! dags!

Why the fuck would I want to know any more about them

anime

are men actually attracted to this

Rasheed

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phwoarr

that is a particularly ugly clam

Lmao!

travellers are loaded lad. they all drive around in those top of the range caravans/transits. they're all about the spectacle

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yes

yep
would love to eat that

drove a car for the first time in seven years today lads

>"You have 1 new match!"

lots of em were sent to the US as indentured workers after being arrested for, well being pikeys i suppose. you are probably descended from them.

No but my penis is

its just funny. its what every american says when pikeys are mentioned, because it's the only reference you have of them, Brad Pitt playing one in a Guy Ritchie film. A bit like when a yank says he loves British comedy, and proceeds to recite scenes from the life of brian and the holy grail.

>F, 20yo, 4'10"

think that polish guy was way out of line telling his coworker that rick and morty was shit when he asked him if he's seen it. i bet he hasn't even seen it and just hates it because of memes

should get a traveller bird then

I'd be set for life

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"no"

why not

Nah m8 German and Swedish heritage

>I'd be set for life
without the permission of her dad it would be a short life.

just copped

remainia

Reckon I haven't thought this flawless plan through.

you see a lot of grotty pikeys here m8. we call them crusties

That sort of thing doesn't happen, travellers are a more exclusive club than the Freemasons if youre not born into it you can't join

Just posting here to show you I'm not on the moon.

Love short girls me. 6'2 so its not just a manlet thing

prefer them 5'4 or shorter

get permission though lad and you are in like Flynn. some of them pikey birds are she devils, suck a man dry from the next room so its worth thinking on.

just want him back
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_of_the_Romanians

>Watching footy on mute
>Joe Rogan #1000 playing in background
>Laying in bed
>Hot cup of coffee

Who /comfy/?

the binmen have been on strike recently here so gypsies have been useful: whenever the police kick them out of parks, the council comes along and clears up all the rubbish they leave behind. if you dump your binbags near where they were, they'll be cleaned up with the rest of the mess.

So brave

bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/40986123/architects-singer-halts-gig-after-woman-is-groped

not really. if i saw a bloke in the same position i would be indifferent to both of them. something wrong with me

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crusties arent pikeys lad, crusties are your stone henge types and are as dangerous as hamsters, pikeys are jackals.

>Joe Rogan #1000
Oh shit, is that on?

my first name is also mihai

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dire state of affairs

Spend all the time i'm not at work thinking about work/dreading going back to work

>Going out tonight with the lads
>doing a shit ton of gear (again)
>will probably pull
>will regret it the next day because i never wear condoms
>will be hungover all day sunday

getting tired of this "life".

Most of my knowledge of heroin comes from Trainspotting and I'm okay with that

WOAH....gonna have a lie down...

business idea: a maze with deceptive motivational slogans on the walls to keep people running around it like rats

"My love said she would marry only me, and Jove himself could not make her care, for what women say to lovers, you'll agree, one writes on running water, or on air."

shit gimmick, kill yourself

They'll steal and eat your dogs

practicing my daygame
youtube.com/watch?v=6LzWwDp8H-0

this is the mentality that got us out of mudhuts.

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they mix with each other m8. ive been to loads of 'sites'. a lot of them are filled with converted buses and shit, and are static, they all sell drugs and shit. but half of them are mobile campers with vans and shit who come and go, who are real pikeys. they are both crusties though. since they both stink

humblebrag

>coffee
runtlife

>gear
are you taking hormones for recreation?

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Just like England

>go into an arcade
>all the games are free except for the racing games
take a fucking hint manager dickheads

fucking hell lads
just watched this episode
he's the epitome of /brit/

>banging a rando without a condom
Fucking idiot

just decided against the welsh gf and now i want a gypsie gf

what

At least you still have arcades man

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