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big guy

Its pretty decent. Not everyone is huge.

we've all already seen Bronson

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Who /gayforHardy/ here?

Fucking hell, what would compel someone to even post this shit

Looks like your brain has been damaged from years of porn abuse, it's a regular sized penis

he's a grower not a shower

he could be a grower, you know, i know this is a difficult concept for niggers and cucks to grasp

Not plebs.

For a big guy he's got a pretty average phallus.

what did you guys like the Taboo so far?

>White knighting a man's penis on the internet
>Calling other people cucks

are you for real at the moment

>average

average guy for you

i would suck that so hard.
especially that it's uncut,that makes it even better.

pretty sure it gets bigger when hard.

im 7.5 inch but flaccid it looks like hardy's flaccid cock.

How*

He's filming outside in what looks like a cold area and he's got a flaccid 3>4 inches. Easily 6 inches erect so probably above average tbqh.

>pretty sure it gets bigger when hard

EVERY PENIS GETS BIGGER WHEN HARD IDIOT

>people not knowing that there are showers and then there are growers

>cloudy, windy day
>wet hair
>naked

I'm impressed his cock is even 1 inch. No joke, when I get out of the river after a swim and get into dry shorts, I'm rocking at best 1 inch. granted, I only grow to max 6 inches with full pump on.

Man it's such a shame all you guys have 9 inch cocks but you never get to use them.

If I pull back that foreskin, will you die?

yeah looks about 6 or so when erect, what do you consider average? 8+?

I'm uncut and even I think uncut dicks looks groce.

The jews won.

It would be extremely pleasurable

Lets be real, bruh. All dicks look gross. And in all honesty, pussies are pretty fucked up too. It's the feeling that comes with them that is nice.

it would be extremely pleasurable

i dont understand this newfound urge to show nakedness in movies.
how is this any better than just giving him shorts? seriously, any viewer would understand that even if the situation were to be more believable with him completely naked, the actor could still pull it off just fine with shorts.

it always bothered me that they started adding so much nakedness in tv shows like GoT and Westworld.
They could easily show all the models with black tape across their naked parts and if(!) there ever was a situation where some technician would have to repair the genitals, just do it out of screen.
everybody would understand. nobody would care.
but noooo, you jsut have to show them all naked.
it doesnt get me off, it does nothing. it's just weird to watch. oh look, a naked dude. great. oh more tits. gee wow.
whatever

based asexualbro

I think nudity exposes a characters vulnerability and makes them more human, especially as it is not common for males.

Who #biggerdickthanbane here?

It's not a big deal. You have issues.

>whatever

you can't say that after writing 7 lines...

tfw small guy

someone post cia locker room scene for comparison

that's not a thing. there's only so much skin to stretch. a smaller flaccid dick will also be a smaller boner.

Anybody who says their dick wouldn't look like this naked and cold is a liar or has a broken dick.

Your dick and your balls shrink to conserve warmth to protect themselves. It's a biological response. Stop watching BBC porn where half the guys have broken dicks from syphilis scar tissue.

HAHA WOW LOOK AT THAT SMALL PEENY

IT'S SO SMALL LIKE HOW HASN'T HE KILLED HIMSELF YET???

I MYSELF HAVE A BIG DICK BECAUSE I'M A REAL MAN

LIKE COMPARED TO MY DICK THAT DICK IS BABY SIZED

HAHA I'M SECURE IN MY MASCULINITY

Do you know how stupid this is? Do you see fat people? The skin is very elastic. A 3-4 inch flaccid dick could easily grow to 7 inches. Or it could only grow to 5. Impossible to tell.

The foreskin should be there for a reason. Probably to protect your knob and its sensitivity.

t. dicklet

t. Babydick

It would be extremely painful
No really, fuck my phimosis

>that's not a thing

I don't disagree, it's barbaric too.

It's just that you never see uncut dicks in porn, It seems like literally all Americans are circumcised. Not sure about japs because it's all censored.

t. real manly men

You can't even begin to understand how intimidated I am right now

LMAO fucking #rekt

>tfw i tried to power through and have sex with phimosis and I ended up crying

I had it too.
Fixed it somewhat with a fleshlight/onahole.
It naturally stretches the skin.
As long as you use lube that is.

My 3 incher --> 8x5.5 incher begs to differ.

Didn't it hurt to fuck it?

My bird is smaller than that when it's soft. It's 7" erect though. I have a ton of pubic fat from being a fatass though, so things might change when i'm through losing my weight...I hope.

>8x5.5 inches
wat

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length and girth you idiot

t. antdick

>im 7.5 inch

Where do you measure? From your asshole? The tendency of men to exaggerate their penis sizes by inches is laughable. My dick is 6 inches, actually 6 inches, and I'm happy as can be.