Alright lads, I need help

Alright lads, I need help.
Where the fuck do I open this flashlight in order to change the batteries?

put it in your ass, then twist, then it'll open for you to change your batteries

protip: not at the front

Throw that shit away, it's a disposable torchlight.

>flashlight

Fuck off yank

Unscrew the rear bit where the cord is connected.

no
i dont want it to be disposable
its light was shone so bright

I meant vasaljós of course.
And the rear end does not seem to move.
I'm struggling

Hang on I didn't see the second photo it didn't load up, you've just taken the battery compartment off, the coil there is the negative terminal for the battery, that round silver thing is the battery.

no
but then I can't change batteries
it was my favourite light

Buy new batteries

Just use your phone

Throw it away, it'a a disposable torch light.

flashlights are disposable now? what the FUCK

>it was my favourite light
dont sperg out autist

Yes

No theyre not, hes joking

ITS NOT A BATTERY YOU SCORPION
So heartless

looks like theres 4 different sections you can unscrew

MATE YOU'VE FUCKED IT NOW, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

>iceland threads

the other sections wont respond
send help

I have an angle grinder you can borrow if you are in akureyri

twist harder

Ég bý í R*ykjavík
I need strong celtic hands to help me

Throw it away, it's a disposable flashlight

The only thing here that's disposable is you

Start twisting and turning things, using your opposable thumbs.
Be smarter than the flashlight.

Really just throw it away, stop being a little child, it's just a fucking torchlight.

>douse it in petrol
>set it alight
>its now as bright if not brighter then it was before
noob

The back where the cord is attached screws off.

Nice to hear all that education money payed off

This is why you're a thirld world country, instead of working towards progress you give up instead.

I have been trying to screw it off, but the little shit wont move

>hey bro gotta flashlight?
>nah mate I only got me torch innit

There's no progress to be made if the torchlight is meant to be thrown away in the first place.

Throw it away, it's a disposable torchlight

Wrap the cord around it and pull on it for leverage.

You're gonna throw it away in the end.

Why are you trying to coax him into trowing it away like you're some kind of demon whispering into his ear?

Because it's a disposable torchlight.

Shake vertically. By any chance that black part would come off.

the cap you fucking retarded viking negro?

thank you
no
stop this rudeposting

Did you yank it or something? Anyways did you try unscrewing it on the seam between the button and the Grundig logo?

How can it take 15 people two and a half hours to change batteries to a fucking flashlight?
And it isn't even open yet, fuck.

I thought that Varg said that the true Gnordic arjuhns with blue eyes see in the dark?

lol that analnimous just broke your torch

you should contact gookmoot and make him give you his private info and make him buy you a new one.

you turn and pop it

We're really bad at this...

It's the middle. That a CR123A? They do that so you can use AA as well.

No I just pulled normally. And I have but it wont budge at all there either.
I'm trying a new stragety in pic related
please I want it to work again
Do I pop it gently?

At least use a set of pipe pliers if you're gonna use tools

i thought it was a fleshlight
i dunno anything about flashlights

>literally GRUNDIG
is that a flashlight brand these days?
in america it was known as a high end radio brand.

This is the only thing I found in my dads workcar, it was either this or a huge wrench.
I sadly didn't manage to find a vicegrip as I intended

Good thread

feel like im in KC. prefer this to the 24/7 wh*Tes threads

Funny. I was thinking the same thing

Alright that's it, I'm about to go down to grandmothers garage and sort this out

I have accompliced nothing

Fuck sake m8, a flashlight is nothing to kill yourself over.

I'm late to this thread but you can simply figure out the model of the torch and find the manual on Grundigs website, no need to ask anons.

I actually tried that earlier but couldn't find any manuals, at least for this flashlight. It's Grundig 14155-GF155.

If a man is not willing to fight for the light, then what is worth fighting for?
I'll look into this

well apparently they decided to not have any support for their flashlight models, all I've seen so far is that it takes 1 AA battery

Probably because you shouldn't need a manual for a flashlight, well unless you are OP.

Ok im on my way now

>this entire thread

godspeed

Just throw it out it's useless if you can't open it

Welcome
Sorry about the mess user, I didn't have time to clean

What the fuck

Haha, you are going to fuck it up so bad.

lubricate the wrench with black paint to get maximum coverage. it's what the pros do

I DID IT! GUYS I DID IT

looks kinda broken

How old was the battery? It looks like that fucker has leaked all over your flashlight.

probably factory heat sealed


you may have to put it in the oven and heat it up 100+ C to get the cap to unseal.

I'm proud of you m8. God job

If you look closely it has threads. It looks like the battery was really old and started leaking locking the cap in place.

är det här /nordic/?

I'm cleaning it with prolong and scraping as much of the shit off as I can

Thank you greatest ally

what kind of chevy is that

clean your fucking garage m8