The Witch

I can't remember but did Sup Forums like this?

The only good scene is the one where the witch grinds up the baby. Rest was boring predictable shit.

>The Witch
It's stylized 'The VVitch'.

And it is absolute horror kino.

What the fuck was this guy's problem?

Its great

he just liked to live deliciously

I'd like to corrupt Thomasin with my benis if you catch my drift lads.

One of the few horror movies that stuck with me.

The scene with the witch walking with the baby in the woods + her grinding up the baby was disturbing. The end where the goat transforms into a man and talks to the girl is very unsettling. Its a 6/10 movie, but its better than ANY jump scare movie in the last 5 years.

Fantastic movie, one of my favorites

>sign me up for some butter

It's an instant classic.

>It's stylized 'The VVitch'.
fuck you, faggot

I like it better until I realized during the directors commentary that there was an actual guy that was supposed to be satan in the barn when tomasin was "selling her soul" and it wasn't just black peter. somehow makes it a lot more human and lame.

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3/10 tops

I don't generally like horror but I loved this.

Thomasin is top tier waifu material

>black peter
>peter

Maybe you should watch some more of that director's commentary, faggot.

It's more of a period piece than a horror flick.

Any movies with good Straight Shota scenes like in this?

thou art a pleb

twas a typo

Man, the 17th century must have been shit, because apparently they didn't have anything better than delicious butter to tempt people into joining the devil.

T'was a jolly good piece of art. Beauteous atmosphere and a comely blonde wench.

>the 55 itch

What did they mean by this?

I actually really enjoyed it tbqh. Also liked the lighting and Old English style of speak.

That's not old English, retard

>implying you wouldn't do the same for delicious butter

I sold my soul for an unlimited tub of fresh churned butter, delivered to my doorstep every morning at the stroke of 5. Shit goes good on everything, even stuff you're not supposed to put butter on.