Ratings are down

You have three executive orders to fix it; what do you do?

>Eliminate preseason games
>Bring back full contact, two-a-day practice
>Completely overhaul ref crew and ruleset

LOSING TEAM KILLS A TEAM MEMBER ON THE FIELD

MORE BLOOD

>hires kaepernick

Require protesters to submit an essay outlining the perceived injustice they are trying to represent.

>eliminate commercial after kickoff bullshit
>eliminate illegal defensive contact bullshit
>eliminate PI spot foul bullshit

There. Fixed.

they need to severely revamp the pass interference rules. its annoying how after every passing play, you expect a flag now. every play you see everyone on the sidelines asking for a flag.

GET RID OF FUCKING COMMERCIALS

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>no commercials
>no nigger qbs
>protesters are banned on spot
>no video assited decisions. refs fuck ups are upheld and the consequently butthurt will be milked to no end by sports """""journalists""""""

>no video assisted decisions

unironically this. what a complete clusterfuck replay has been. not to mention it's the perfect (((excuse))) for more fucking commercials.

>increase player salaries, tell them not to protest anymore and suspend anyone who does
>allow challenges on major penalties like PI or personal fouls, even if they're judgement calls. They can be judgement calls on replay too
>speed replay up...don't have people in NY waiting until a challenge flag is thrown...have at least one dedicated person rewatching any controversial ply as soon as it happens. And limit video reviews to 1 minute. Any longer and it automatically stands

send all the niggers in the NFL back to the streets.

>remove the whistle - time keeps running over the course of a quarter, stoppage time is added/played at the end of each
>4 points for a field goal over 50 yards
>reduce the size of shoulder pads and helmets

>keep quarter lengths, eliminate commercials
>instead of having four quarters, there will be 8 15 minute quarters
>no substitutions

last person standing wins

>All players sign agreements meaning they understand effects of CTE
>No more flags for dirty hits
>No more Thursday night games

Suspend players if they kneel for the National Anthem.

There. Done. The ratings are back up to what they used to be.

>Holding is now legal
>All offense fouls result in loss of down
>Mandatory 2-point conversion after each touchdown

Also allow excessive celebrations taunting swearing etc. Bring back spiking the ball on the star.

Just fire any son of a bitch that even does anything remotely disrespectful during the anthem and let the game be more violent with bigger hits and more concussions.
The third order is just getting me a whore to suck my dick and a bottle of champagne for a job well done.

>drastically reduce commercial time
>gear rules back to defenses and the running game
>get rid of the extra point. All touchdowns to be followed by a 2 point conversion

>You have three executive orders to fix it; what do you do?
1. Call for the closure of the NFL
2. Reinvest all the NFL money into MLS and US Soccer (youth development, tv prime time, commercials, marketing etc.)
3. Laugh at you BBC loving faggot white trailer trash gasping for your dying nigger circus sport to live a little longer while this country fully embraces soccer.

Completely change the rules of this stupid fucking "sport" by having one set of players play both defense and offense like in any real sport.

>No specialists
>Roster can only be 16 players
>Players have to play both sides like a small high school team.

My god Finland solved it

So instead of dealing with nigger trash we have to deal with spic trash. No thanks at least the nigger trash is entertaining.

>Bring back full contact, two-a-day practice
thats a big one. teams suck so much cus they cant practice

And they slowly kill themselves in the process

>m-muh mexicans dey tayken our jewbsssss #maga #yesdrumpf

>So instead of dealing with nigger trash we have to deal with spic trash
Oh sweetie....

I'm talking about the players you dumbass. Fans will always be white in the US no matter the sport. Even the nba stadiums are mostly whites.

>I'm talking about the players you dumbass.
Oh sweetie....

Do whatever it takes to keep concussions out of the news LOL

Is that you Bryan Stow? Are we gonna have to fuck you up again puto?

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