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our mate tom edition

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i'm a yank

im a yank

im a yank

im a yank

crawling in my skin

i'm a greek

oh dear that's awful to hear
I hope you get well soon although I've heard it can be terminal

>MGM CEO Blasts ‘Hate Mongers,‘ Will Match Civil Rights Donations

oyyy veyyyyyy

I'm Japanese

im a frog

What is the best county?

if im going to stream a movie, it's going to be in about and hour
going to use netflix so leave a suggestion

ive become so numb

Got an unusually high alcohol tolerance, never got crazy drunk, only tipsy

Pour myself tons of vodka in front of mates and they all tell me I'm crazy and going to die from it

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>Bedfordshire detective jailed for filming sex act in child's bedroom

You're a cantaloupe

Use loads of phone and computer screens

My vision will eventually deteriorate up until the point I need glasses right?

im breaking the habit tonight

I really really like movies from the late 90s/early 2000s

Any lads wanna cuddle

haha what a party animal, you!

doc told me it was terminal

*spoons with you*
*keep putting my dick between your arsecheeks even though you say not to*

Is London actually, against all popular belief, a good place to live?

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stunned my mates once by drinking a pint of 151 and being fine

bleed it out

ooh you're hard

>tfw you will never shag a crossdresser
>ywn take them from behind and loom over their big bum and broad shoulders

Lots of nice bits. Shit bits are easily avoidable and aren't even that bad. Much nicer than anywhere relevant in the country really

*tags Deano*

urgent pls

Sup Forums fuck off
leftypol fuck off

Very nice
Nothing as good and comfy as a willy on my bum when spooning

Picked up an Irish whiskey at the ol' bottle shop laddos

ye

this, only radical centrists allowed

youre a gay!

dont care

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When a man is tired of London, he is tired of life

Lol

>blended
Runt

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i work 60 hour weeks at a dead end low wage job that is way below my intelligence level and i'm too old to do a reset and go to uni or whatever

>irish whiskey
>>>/eire/

Good morning lads.

apparently mushrooms can hydroxylise more tryptamines than just psilocin
interesting

Oh :(

no not really

morning bruce

Go cry to your mom about it bitch

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cocaine comedown

i know its my fault but i honestly feel suicidal

morning :)

LMAO is that ironic or what

hahahaha, sweden is filled with freaks.

haitiANO is one fucked up faggot

Tis alright lad happens to us all

ah yes haitiano

Just watch some comfy shows
Listen to an audio book x

>comedown off cocaine

What is your height/weight?

if mummy and daddy are rich, or you earn more than £60,000/year then sure

If not, you'll be living in a flatshare in a shit area and saving ZERO pounds per month

WTF I HATE SWEEEDEN NOW????

dont wanna say x

5'10
90kg

england btfo, how will england ever recover?

5'4", 11 stone

Hight around 185 cm & weight around 73 kg.

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173cm
54kg

6'0
69kg

>5'8

considering claiming disability benefits because of my short stature

I see them long, hard times to come

186cm
125kg

hmmmmmmmmmm

185cm
70kg

took 15 years to replace all of you

mad ting

>5'8"
lmao. come back when you're in the bottom 5th percentile

I'm 5'6 and get no neetbucks

you a girl?

is that with shoes

grim

>met a guy who was around 150cm
>most cheerful guy at the party
my hero

shut the fuck up you swedish faggot

don't worry about it, girls think you're taller than you really are anyway. but thinking height matters is a limiting belief and you shouldn't let it get to you.

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Is it a crime against humanity to have children with a short girl? The offspring may be short as well and grow up hating themselves

might do an exceptionally terrible post before i go to bed lads

ever get aches in your arms after drinking?

I want this shit to go away, its very uncomfortable.

>potatonigger is coming onto me

no

no. it's what happens when you cheap out on food and realize it's made you sticc

>apparently mushrooms can hydroxylise more tryptamines than just psilocin

then stop drinking lmao

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but the majority of people have short mothers
the son will still take after the father

Suicide is always on my brain. It's ruined my life tbqh