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i'm a yank
im a yank
im a yank
im a yank
crawling in my skin
i'm a greek
oh dear that's awful to hear
I hope you get well soon although I've heard it can be terminal
>MGM CEO Blasts ‘Hate Mongers,‘ Will Match Civil Rights Donations
oyyy veyyyyyy
I'm Japanese
im a frog
What is the best county?
if im going to stream a movie, it's going to be in about and hour
going to use netflix so leave a suggestion
ive become so numb
Got an unusually high alcohol tolerance, never got crazy drunk, only tipsy
Pour myself tons of vodka in front of mates and they all tell me I'm crazy and going to die from it
bbc.com
>Bedfordshire detective jailed for filming sex act in child's bedroom
You're a cantaloupe
Use loads of phone and computer screens
My vision will eventually deteriorate up until the point I need glasses right?
im breaking the habit tonight
I really really like movies from the late 90s/early 2000s
Any lads wanna cuddle
haha what a party animal, you!
doc told me it was terminal
*spoons with you*
*keep putting my dick between your arsecheeks even though you say not to*
Is London actually, against all popular belief, a good place to live?
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stunned my mates once by drinking a pint of 151 and being fine
bleed it out
ooh you're hard
>tfw you will never shag a crossdresser
>ywn take them from behind and loom over their big bum and broad shoulders
Lots of nice bits. Shit bits are easily avoidable and aren't even that bad. Much nicer than anywhere relevant in the country really
*tags Deano*
urgent pls
Sup Forums fuck off
leftypol fuck off
Very nice
Nothing as good and comfy as a willy on my bum when spooning
Picked up an Irish whiskey at the ol' bottle shop laddos
ye
this, only radical centrists allowed
youre a gay!
dont care
When a man is tired of London, he is tired of life
Lol
>blended
Runt
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i work 60 hour weeks at a dead end low wage job that is way below my intelligence level and i'm too old to do a reset and go to uni or whatever
>irish whiskey
>>>/eire/
Good morning lads.
apparently mushrooms can hydroxylise more tryptamines than just psilocin
interesting
Oh :(
no not really
morning bruce
Go cry to your mom about it bitch
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cocaine comedown
i know its my fault but i honestly feel suicidal
morning :)
LMAO is that ironic or what
hahahaha, sweden is filled with freaks.
haitiANO is one fucked up faggot
Tis alright lad happens to us all
ah yes haitiano
Just watch some comfy shows
Listen to an audio book x
>comedown off cocaine
What is your height/weight?
if mummy and daddy are rich, or you earn more than £60,000/year then sure
If not, you'll be living in a flatshare in a shit area and saving ZERO pounds per month
WTF I HATE SWEEEDEN NOW????
dont wanna say x
5'10
90kg
england btfo, how will england ever recover?
5'4", 11 stone
Hight around 185 cm & weight around 73 kg.
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173cm
54kg
6'0
69kg
>5'8
considering claiming disability benefits because of my short stature
I see them long, hard times to come
186cm
125kg
hmmmmmmmmmm
185cm
70kg
took 15 years to replace all of you
mad ting
>5'8"
lmao. come back when you're in the bottom 5th percentile
I'm 5'6 and get no neetbucks
you a girl?
is that with shoes
grim
>met a guy who was around 150cm
>most cheerful guy at the party
my hero
shut the fuck up you swedish faggot
don't worry about it, girls think you're taller than you really are anyway. but thinking height matters is a limiting belief and you shouldn't let it get to you.
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Is it a crime against humanity to have children with a short girl? The offspring may be short as well and grow up hating themselves
might do an exceptionally terrible post before i go to bed lads
ever get aches in your arms after drinking?
I want this shit to go away, its very uncomfortable.
>potatonigger is coming onto me
no
no. it's what happens when you cheap out on food and realize it's made you sticc
>apparently mushrooms can hydroxylise more tryptamines than just psilocin
then stop drinking lmao
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but the majority of people have short mothers
the son will still take after the father
Suicide is always on my brain. It's ruined my life tbqh