If Disney gave a shit about your country, what animal would have been used?

If Disney gave a shit about your country, what animal would have been used?

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idk someone tell me about poland
but usa - eagle i guess

probably some shit from the jungle, since for them all sudacas are just the same

bobcat

Komodo maybe

Uma delícia

A bull?

>Australia and New Zealand being represented by the same caster
That shit wouldn't fly. Australians don't want to listen to that effeminate sheep fucker nonsense and they don't want to listen to an Australian read their news.

Jaguar

Żubr

more like ORANGutang

falcon or wolf

Triggered 2bh

What's wrong with a koala?

It's an Australian animal.

A mop dog.
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>US/Canada/France all in one
>And it's a moose
How to tell this image was made by a Quebecuck.

YOU ARE FUCKING AUSTRALIAN

koalas are the least intelligent mammals in exist

Nope.

Pandas.

why Japan's and China's are carnivore animals? wasn't the whole movie about racism and paranoia against carnivores?

I have no idea. Germany was never associated with an animal

Rooster or a Frog

Pike

Actually, a fox would be the best animal for Finland

It's a Moose for Sweden

The moose belongs to us.

Kangaroo.

I'd put one of these if it was up to me.

It was, but you fucked it up

I dunno, is there any animal that looks like a chessboard? you've got stripes, but square-shared furs are suspiciously absent(racism? perhaps!)

Or flying squirrel because they are kawaii as fuck like me and my countrymen (not in sexual sense, but in endearing heart warming way) :)

The G*rman IS an animal

Why not reindeer?

the more i look at it the more it looks like Red XIII but coyote version

dunno
lion or something underwater

it's from warthunder :3

pike?

Finns are as shy and as cute as foxes. Their social behavior is very similar

A cow or a capricorn with a Mozart wig.

for finlad it should be a worm btw

fugggggg

KEK

i love these

Foxes are cunning and adventerous

Wow, too far mate.

Unironically hares.

Americans

>cykas in charge of keeping their game good
dude cost guard lmao

A cock

The moose was also voiced by CBC news anchor Peter Mansbridge, one of the last competent newsmen.

a lion probably

So are Finns

patrician choice

Switzerland is a dairy cattle

for rusia it should be a cockroach or rat btw

That or a St. Barnard dog.

le polar bear meme

Probably lynx

>le

9faggot fuck off

I think of whales to be honest

le angry 4channer

xD

´kettu

a plankton would be fitting for norway

a salmon (lax) tbqh

Alfred Jodocus Kwak

Awesome.

The noble Dalmatian dog

try viper instead. unable to cause harm to any larger animal, but can at least cause annoyance and pain by biting them in the feet.

>UK corgi

Surprised they didn't use the boring and overused British bulldog, even when we have far superior and cool doggos.

What about Austria?
UK is a lion

>being this new
Mostly I picked it because it's shy, but even if it's there no one tends to pay attention to it.

Problem?

>there are 0 (zero) native lions in the UK
>adopts it at national animal
hmmmm

A bolivian

>UK is a lion

I doubt Disney would have use a non-native species even if it is associated with British heraldry. Dog breeds are a safe bet, I would have gone for a border collie or an English springer spaniel.

I know right
but seriously there is that one imperial british picture with a big lion on a throne. its really inspiring

hmm

He's obviously some kind of paki m8, and doesn't know that many European countries use lions in heraldry.

Our national animal is the king of the forest: the moose

Agreed.

When I think of British dog breeds I think of beagles

your national animal is a wild forest finn

brits should choose their bigges native predator

fuck man why does it have to look so sad

the local animal of the commie blocks is the drunk finn

I thought this was your national animal. How could you betray this awe inspiring magnificent beast?

Yesterday I learned that the Swedish army tried to train elks to ride into battlefields.
They don't

Pretty sure the seal is bigger :^)

Because he knows mummy May is just gagging to hunt him.

it's based on heraldic lions, and it's meant to be seen from the side.

the weight of responsibility as the apex predator

It actually, and you WON'T BELIVE THIS, has to do with Richard the I, AKA the Lionheart.

it became associated with the royal family after the marriage of Eleanor of Aquitaine to Henry II. The Lion is derived from the coat of arms of the Duchy of Aquitaine - Eleanor's family. Naturally, of course, the Lion as a symbol of British "pride" became symbolic of her son, the Lionheart.

Of course she had too many children to bother remembering, but the cool one made it into popular history so that's the shit everyone remembers

That's actually very good taxidermy for the time and place.

t. taxidermist

I think we know.

Moose are literally too stupid to be properly tamed.

Fucking prehistoric piece of shit animal should've died out with the mammoths

I love both desu. Wouldnt ever be able to choose one over another.

an anteater

Story goes the taxidermist had never even heard or seen a lion before iirc.

>too stupid to mindlessly do what they're told

whats the plural of moose? meese?

no that's false

>Moose are literally too stupid
the moose is retarded because he doesn't have any predators hunting him
however, since we have let the wolfs in Sweden breed, the moose become smarter