Soyboy vs Neckbeard

So user, who's side are you on? Are you a soyboy? Or are you a neckbeard?

Both sides, so according to this picture I'm a soylent slurping neckbeard

wow, this is making me feel insecure

half of the neckbeard albums are actually soy

closer to s*y but a little bit of both

Right wing people are neckbe-

neckbeard

THIS
i'm a strong 8/10 irl, 9/10 on good days. i always notice tons of women looking at me and checking out my big bulging muscles, my masterfully done hair, my strong jaw, my strong fashion sense and my impressive social sensibilities

Neck obv

I'm a soyboy with a little spice of neckbeard

o i am laffin

>neckbeard
>just makes it metal, prog, buttrock, and soundtracks
yeah nicely made meme there

>implying neckbeards don't just listen to prog, metal, buttrock, and weebshit

the virgin soyboy vs the chad dadrocker

Poe’s law

death grips is more neckbeard desu, soylets only ironically listen to death grips

same

*chadrocker

>fantano's favorite of all time
>not something soylets listen to unironically
I can see some things from both sides that can cross over, though, like death grips, mf doom, nirvana, pink floyd, aphex twin, and and fishmans,

I guess I’ll have to pick soyboy, not because I want to.

Hillary-soyboy
Trump-neckbeards
Sanders-could go either way

sanders is definitely soy

What are some essential “in-the-middle” bands besides these?

How so

all democrats are soy

>burzum
>boredoms
>Boards of Canada or really any idm
>the beatles
>bob marley
>santana
>brian eno
>earth 2
>deafheaven
>white stripes
>foo fighters
>any 90's hip hop
>any grunge
>godspeed you black emperor
>90's alt rock bands like Mr. Bungle, Melvins, Primus, and Ween
>negativland
>radiohead
>old folk/singer-songwriters like Simon and Garfunkel, Bob Dylan, Leonard Cohen, Syd Barrett, or Robyn Hitchcock
>slint
>sonic youth
>youtube recommendations-core jazz and electronic music

Thanks, dude.

I'd get slightly annoyed that loveless is on the """soy""" side but this is Sup Forums what's the point in arguing

soy has some great albums but neckbeard is better by a fucking mile

why would you get annoyed? shoegaze more like soygaze lol

soygaze more like soygays

Lol yeah like listening to some shit out of a 50 year olds car is way more patrician than anything else. Go choke on a chode.

I seem to fit the neckbeard side more. The soyboy side doesn't really have very many good album, and while both sides obviously had some awful albums thrown in there I think the soy side got it a lot worse.

>Rush
>Fishmans
>TF2 OST
>Aphex Twin
>King Crimson
How ya doing, m'lady? Have you watched Lain?

i like both you doofus

>nail
blue please

Foetus is not for neckbeards
Ziggy stardust is not for Soyboys

I remember this study. It was only done on conservative POLITICIANS, not random people. So what it really shows is that cuckservatives value someone's appearance more than their ideas.