How to apply for British citizenship

I want to escape my SJW tumblr country and join a glorious one. I will assimilate. I will drink tea, bless the Queen, hate the French, whatever you want.

You may start with giving up toothbrush

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! YOU WON'T ASSIMILATE! LIVE ON IN YOUR SHITHOLE! NO MIGRANTS!

Do not trust this Swede. He will be calling for more Muslim cocks in your country by the end of the week, it's in his nature

I'm a girl, and get cold easily. I'm probably descended from slaves captured by Vikings in Mercia. Please let me in based Britbong overlords!

This is true, after a week Svens eternal hunger for kebab and BBC will overpower him. If you brits know what's good for you, don't grant this dude citizenship.

Nice try Abdul

then come over, you could serve as a sex slave

Stay the fuck away from the Motherland, Muhammad.

We're closed fuck off

I've never had kebab in my life and the only BBC stuff I like is David Attenborough narrated nature documentaries.

Come on over we need more whites now we're independent become the last bastion of anti leftist anti degeneracy ️️️️

On the way. I'll learn how to bake scones and biscuits.

>not making your own country great

Have your learned nothing from the Anglos over the past year?

If you're white you can come, but that flag makes me doubt.

if you're a gril have at least 4 children

we need to keep the population up

Tell that to million Ukrainians currently in Poland.

Fuck off we're full

Shouldn't you be doing all that anyway?

If you look anything like the typical Swedish woman, I'll marry you for you to come here...

Stfu Ukraine! Nobody wants to live in your shitty cuck country

I'll marry you so you can enter once we have a Points Based immigration system.

...WHATEVER we want, you say?

Get me off Trudeau's wild ride.

I'll tell them to come and ravish your women right at their homes

Piss off you nonce, we're wedged to death here

Get an American business to hire you

don't muddle the poor with the cucked please

the french thing is mostly bantz.
How can you not be saying yes to this guys...
I would genuinely want to be trying to rescue any red pilled sweedezfagz to come here as their country is now fecked.

Hapan's underrated bantz

I have excellent teeth, Racemixing with me would be an enhacement for your genes, mayI apply for citizenship too?

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Studying in preparation

There's only one true master country

Only if you agree never to vote again

So many Ukrainian women fleeing war in here working for peanuts.
Your men have failed them.

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Only whites allowed, sorry Jamal.

those are whores no better than yours

>moving from one shithole to another

L M A O

Not wanting to die in Donbas makes you a whore?

Read that book. It was pretty good, if unconventional.

Easy, my m80. Come to UK, live for 5 years without taking many absences, don't commit any crimes, and pay 1200 pounds and take a couple of tests.

Ayy bby

australia is like uk but even bigger and hot so you'll like it

u wan sum citizenship???????

>descended from slaves
>swedish
>female
topkek, I sure do know the end of this story

nips ur teeth r why more fucked up u fucking radioactive little dick faggots go suck sum yanky dooles

pic with time and date prove it and ill let u be my waifu