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Really nice boob, pls show vagene

stop posting thots

What's funny?

Reminder that if you are not on the /cum/ elite discord you are a loser

the gf

That's the kind of problematic site that caused Nazis to take over Charlottesville shitlord.

wow create a new discord group call it cum
BRAAH IM SO SPECIAL FOR BVIENG THE ONLY ONE HEREc

Do you still make the list?

shit thread

sorry you dont like my jokes

i will try to do better next time, i just wanted to be funny

ok i wait

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The woman on the right is the richest female in Canada.

Not really.

Man I thought you were being serious with that "kek"

really nice post, keep it up

,':^)

Fuck this is beautiful

What are some /cum/ cultural customs that are quintessentially Anglo?

friendly reminder

Why aren't you using reddit flags?

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Need to conquer others

I am a man of catastrophic mental deformities

Youre a nice guy cara, but you trigger my autism, if you need someone talk to message me on steam

maybe some other time, im watching anime

I get b& enough as it is user

Flavorless sandwiches

>go to waterpark
>take off glasses so I dont lsoe them on the slides
>everythings blurry as shit because of astigmatism
>can see bodies and everything but its all fuzzy
>tfw missing out on the ass and tits all around me because I might as well be drunk

>t. Let's smother everything in pico de gallo and cumin so that you can't even taste the food

>not having naturally perfect vision
This is what happens without selection pressure culling the weak

No...
What i meant that if and when youre having a bad time can come to talk to me when im not busy, if you wish

i used to have perfect vision, from day to another i didnt

i think i twas playing on the wii u gamepad.

the gf

Their unforgivable crime is smothering things in cilantro

the gf

Are you a big guy?

Get contact lenses or just wear your glasses, nobody knows how bad your vision really is

>tfw 5'10 manlet
no

Fuckin' CUTE!!!!
I thought you were a bro

I took em off because you get smacked right in the face by water all the time and I didnt want to lose them

>tfw got up to 315 lbs on bench the other day
Felt like Arnold

Anonymity is better for posting tbqhwyfam

wish they would take the simpsons off the air already

Why are her eyes so far apart?

You no fun

Mongol ancestry

one quarter black

have no fear, we've got stories for years

I have that gym/duffle bag in the back. Woah.

Why do you care anyways? Only difference is another redditflags user dragged into banter about city/province/state.

Forget I even mentioned it

really nice post

the gf

nigs in jim crow era:
>more likely to be employed
>black family unit still exists
>white violence against nigs, but still dwarfed by black on black violence

nigs in post civil-rights era:
>less likely to be employed
>black family unit destroyed
>white violence against nigs, but still dwarfed by black on black violence

So civil freedoms made them worse?

Freedom makes everything worse.

nethack leaf, what was that code you told me for searching

Gonna be playing Last Light redux

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20
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thanks

>the final redpill

working on a townhouse design for my current assessment lads

*wakes up and nibbles your ear*

pls crash this thread

Very nice. I want to build my own house one day. Father was a handyman and taught me everything he knew.

*crashs the thread*

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Unironically this.

We have too much social freedom.

Watching early simpsons. I watched it everyday in my younger years but I really don't remember these early seasons at all. I probably started watching during season seven or eight and these first two seasons are a trip.

Why are Danes always huge fags. You have some of the most beautiful women in the world. Met a 8/10 Danish girl on a plane from Copenhagen to Tampa and ended up dating her for 3 months, wish I had kept her.

Patrician taste

tell me more

That's a very special """dane""" user

I inherited 10 acres of land out in the country and haven't done anything with it.

can I put gems I find on altars?

why not
where is it

Ummm can you shut up? Sweeties? ,':^\

Yes but...

I dunno, maybe the gods like shinies

It's ok... put gems on my altars.

WHO DIES FROM FOOD POISONING

YOU FEEL SICK A DAY, YOU SHIT YOUR GUTS OUT, YOU'RE FINE THE NEXT DAY

THIS GAME'S SHIT

Well if you were to throw them at unicorns of the same alignment as yourself it might prove slightly more useful....

During the eclipse I will reach my true form. Just wait.

h-hello

Don't ever eat old corpses user, they spoil after a random amount of turns.

Shut up

finally gonna start my hip hop project.

don't quit your day job honey bunches xoxo

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are you black?

>search "bra" in Russian on youtube
>videos of massive titcows getting fitted for bras for 10 minutes

thank you based Chernobyl

Nah I'm white as hell

salsa por favor

>white people rapping
ew

racist af

this guy has his priorities in order

>unless the eclipse is over 90% there won't be much of a difference
Wow what a scam

why is /cum/ so pussywhipped?

That would imply /cum/ has pussy to be whipped by user