Be Spanish

>Be Spanish
>Wake up at 10am on a Tuesday after a long night of fucking men dressed as women
>Commute by donkey to work
>Take a nap
>4pm send an email, get lunch
>Travel home
>House is covered in blood
>Family was fed to the siesta god.

> after a long night of fucking men dressed as women
I don't get it

>be Australian
>doesn't know the difference between Colombia and Spain

Kangaroo education

Hey where did you learn about my daily schedule

>>Be Spanish
>>Wake up at 10am

>10am

Do you think we're Germans or what

Sometimes when I see an Australian post I think what's behind the screen is actually an emu, because no person can be so evil and make posts like those.

Emus are merciless, user

This doesn't make any sense, are you posting it ironically or something?

>be australioan
>go to war against emus
>lose

>be australian
>housing bubble
>games are good $50 more expensive
>tramp stamp on flag
>everything is venomous, from dogs to sisters
>mommy has a belly pouch
>ping 400+ with data cap to slow down on that supersonic 1.5 Mb/s """"Internet""""
>struggle to load up about:blank
>smear vegemite on your wooden cables to boost the signal as petrol shaman instructed
>have a Gaytime that is hard to have on your own
>celebrate National Sorry Day
>go to Canada as a girl, get drunk and frostbitten during a nap outdoors in February
>go to Bali and get burned
>be tasmanian, be inbred
>get cancer due to the lack of ozone layer
>get glassed
>get fucked by Wei Long
>get shot by Muhammad the Pinoy
>get stomped by emus
>get kicked by cassowaries
>get stung by platypus and live in horrible world of pain for months
>get bitten by spiders in your closet
>get in the water and step on a venomous sea urchin
>get stung by a 4mm jelly fish
>get curb stomped in kings cross
>get privilege checked in lelbourne
>get chlamydia from koala
>get anthrax from wombat
>get fucked by kangaroo
>get rused by NBN Co. site
>get invaded by chinks
>get bit by snake in shower
>get kids stolen by dingos
>get laughed at by two Polacks on Sup Forums
>get nuked by fucking Brits of all people
>get mocked by New Zealanders
>get outside and fall into the pit because the world literally hasn't rendered yet
>lose all wars, even against allegedly lesser beings
>huff petrol, bubble and drink cow piss from a goon sack
>2 0 1 7
>0 * * 1
>1 * * 0
>7 1 0 2

>tramp stamp on flag
>everything is venomous, from dogs to sisters
>mommy has a belly pouch
>struggle to load up about:blank
>smear vegemite on your wooden cables to boost the signal as petrol shaman instructed
Holy shit, how will Australia ever recover?

I love this pasta

>be Australian
>get out of the house to taste some fresh air
>fall into the pit because the world literally hasn't rendered yet
>get into hell after 4000 hours
>satan lags into the room
>get banned from high ping
>wake up in your bed
>mom phases through your doors while you masturbate
>you unlag your penis thrusting it too hard and breaking it
>artefacts everywhere

Are siestas even real? I've never done it in my life, and I don't know anyone who does it

I used to nap for 1-2 hours when I got home from high school

Many people at ages over 65 take siestas while watching the documentaries of La2

haha! stupid Spainish!

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At what time did you enter school? At 7:00 A.M? Because if you didn't get enough sleep then that's unavoidable?

When I lived in Texas, after work I regularly had a 1-3 hours long nap every day. It was just so hot outside, there was nothing you could've done anyway, it just made sense.
Eventually I got so used to my naps, I always got super cranky if something got in the way of my precious siesta.

I think 7-14:30
And I had sleep problems those days
Also the heat

>10am
>implying spaniards wake up that early