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[Adam Peterson]

: *blocks your path* edition

[Alexander Hill]

A regressive leftist intellectually dishonest professor and imam was teaching a class on Avicenna, a known Muslim.

"Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Avicenna and accept that he was the greatest scientist the world has ever known, even greater than Dawkins!"

At this moment, a brave, nuanced, intellectually honest neuroscientist who had performed 1500 rigorous fMRI experiments and understood the necessity of executing people for for their beleifs and fully supported all nuclear first strikes against the Muslim World stood up and held up the Quran.

"How much value has this religion made, pinhead?"

The arrogant professor smirked quite Islamically and smugly replied "billions, you stupid neocon!"

"Wrong. It’s been 1,400 years since Muhammed made Islam. If it wasn't barbaric and backwards then muslims should be in space by now"
The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of the Canon of Medicine.

He stormed out of the room crying those regressive leftist crocodile tears. The same tears regressives cry for the "oppressed" Muslims (who today live in such "oppression" that most attempt suicide bombings!) when they jealously try to claw justly earned free speech rights from the deserving new Atheists.

There is no doubt that at this point our professor, Abd al-Racist, wished he had left Islam and become more than an intellectually dishonest regressive professor. He wished so much that could draw cartoons of Muhammed, but he himself had petitioned for anti-blasphemy laws!

The students applauded because of no free will. An eagle named "Race Realism" flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and relieved itself on the Quran. The Moral Landscape was read several times, and Sam Harris himself showed up and enacted a ban on Islam across the country.

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died in a suicide bombing and then ceased to exist because God ain't real.

Islam delenda est.

[Xavier Reed]

no way.
she got angry as fuck with this. i'm not poking her here.

[Christopher Russell]

>Fine. Try different positions, choke her lightly. Suck her tongue, eat her ass.
how does ass taste....?

[Aaron Turner]

Like ass
youtube.com/watch?v=7yw0qZUIVfI

[Hudson Gomez]

It sounds hot but it's quite disgusting. Let her tongue.

[Tyler Young]

If she's washed it will taste like normal skin. But if you eat her ass after a long day of work it tastes a lot different.

[Eli Lopez]

>It sounds hot but it's quite disgusting
i guessed as much

i'll stick to the tongue... she likes kissing anyway.

[Henry Barnes]

Like coins and milk

[Mason Lopez]

Like bags of sand