Bloody mods don't want the boys talkin about tits ey (edition)
/brit/
ruskie chebs
might make up an elaborate ruse exposing turtlemong as a nonce
got kicked out of an uber car for puking lol
*meows*
>why yes, I abuse opioids
the gf
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qt
Wonder how big her cock is
terrific post
no point posting my belters in this thread as it will inevitably be deleted due to the jannybait OP image
going back to the old thread
anime
it's a ban from Sup Forums you illiterate swine, get out of my thread
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for me, it's tits and arse
have to do stuff
don't want to do stuff
don't understand how people spend time taking and viewing pictures on snapchat and such
Lemme go give her a handjob and I'll report back
For me it's women, gotta love em
don't understand how people spend time writing and reading posts on /brit/ and such
>tfw grad student teaching class
>tfw have to film 12 hours of online class video classes
>tfw 12/16 hrs done and semester starts tomorrow
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
got 10 (You)s on my reddit post
PLAY A RECORD
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One day I hope to have a girl of my very own
So boring that my weenus did not budge a bit
Honestly have no idea how some films get so highly rated
Just watched the trailer for Requiem for a Dream and I know it will be an utter boring pile of shit
so exciting that my weenus bored through my desk
Let's join the Nordic Council, lads
I want a cheap knit sweater
You are an utter moron
Just watched a trailer for a movie, now let me tell you about the other 2 hours I haven't seen
>meet a new friend group, hang out with them for a couple of months
>eventually come to resent everyone in the group and cut off all contact with them
have done this time and time again, thought the latest friends i made were friends for life but 3 months down the line i hate them
do i need to make better friends? Or am i destined for a lonely autistic life?
You need to make a better 'you', user
It always works out though. I watch a trailer and know a film will be complete dogshit (eg Big Lebowski) however I get pushed into watching it because of the 50 Oscars and rave reviews on Reddit and Sup Forums (same thing).
Shan't be wasting my time like that anymore. One more film into the dogshit DO NOT WATCH pile
been in this town for about almost 7 months for work.
not made a single friend. not been on a single date. not been out once. as such i've lived only for work. every action i've taken has been relative to work. i rest so that i can work. i eat so i can work. i buy something nice, so i can feel like working is worth it.
moving away in about a month. how do i avoid a repeat performance of this.
More like the no-dick council lmao
would tell you if i knew
hope you get a more fulfilling life x
How about you post about it every single thread in detail, that should help
what town? I'll come for a pint
whats the necklace about?
anyone else not taking any holiday this year?
>took 2 days off to go to assessment centres
>leaving my job early
>taking 1 week off to move cities and find new accomodation (not to relax)
>getting paid in lieu of holiday not taken and working every other working day of this entire year
spotted the underage cunt >78524820
youtube.com
just found this and i'm properly flabbergasted
wearing big steel toe cap and midsole boots lads
was stamping on nails earlier testing them out
Sounds like a good way to fuck up the grip on your boot
wish those nails could have been my bollocks
White people
how would that fuck up the grip?
i really have been trying hard these past year (got into uni, started studying hard, spend lots of time outdoors) to make myself a better person, i guess i need to try harder
still can't figure out what's going on inside my own brain though, never know what mood im in, just always feel in this same melancholy mood no matter what happens
honestly really remind myself of chris chan, do you think going to therapy and getting them to take a look in my head would help?
desu i don't really mind not having any friends, but it would be nice to have long term friends
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Stop posting this mug
Dont fucking care
best super deluxe:
youtube.com
>Stop posting this mug
>Dont fucking care
>Stop posting this mug
>Dont fucking care
Tim has been the worst gimmick to ever grace /brit/
Literally dont give a fucking shit. Straight back to red.dit you go
Tired of having some mentally ill middle aged man shoved in my face for the last 2 years
taking 3 days off to play a computer game
its just so perfectly stereotypical that it seems fake
Got drunk and slept through two alarms, missed my flight to Milan lads. Had to spend £280 on another one....fuck's sake.
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bad post
good post
>Irish name
>Grandparents strongly catholic
>But I was born in England and have an English accent, see myself as English and I'm really more of an Anglican
Feel like a traitor desu.
post the webm of the muslim women eating spaghetti with towels on their heads
Doylem
About to do a poo.
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>Tim has been the worst gimmick to ever grace /brit/
>Literally dont give a fucking shit. Straight back to red.dit you go
>Tired of having some mentally ill middle aged man shoved in my face for the last 2 years
fucking hell you sound exactly like me
think it's just a late teens/ early twenties thing, I'm still an awkward early adult that can't find a place in today's world
ahh yes, a youtuber diss track; """content creators""" who are desperate to increase their subscriber count and offset youtube's reduced rates will call each other names while rhyming words. looking forward to seeing them all reduced to cameos in TV and film
muh hurrtage
gfs are just exorbitantly expensive pets
warning NSFW
Pmsl was just about to post this
FOY
virus
virus don't cLIck
Had bizarre dreams last night. Trying to remember them to write them up for the dream diary is a pain.
>irish parents
>irish name
>catholic
>born in the uk
>proud of my heritage and would gladly wipe out every anglo
you are a traitor and will treated as such when the ira activates it's top secret sleeper cell (the traveler community)
this gave me a virus on microsoft edge
No malware here click as many times as you want
Any one up for an impromptu /brit/ meetup in Birmingham airport Wetherspoons (departures)?
yeah i think it's that too., i think some people get it worse than others.
glad im not alone, i hope we both make it bro, all i want to be is happy.
Hmm
getting the results of my gayness test tomorrow lads
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be there in 5 mate
Birmingham has an airport?
England has like 10x the Irish population. Ireland can't compete in any fashion besides bombing indiscriminately with American weaponry.
no.1 reason why i will never play baseball/cricket
this was staged
don't care about baseball
I think he's just Jewish
It's technically Solihull airport
you sound like a looney conspiracy theorist mate
take your meds
Yes....more population is good...we need more....ramp up immigration tenfold we must become more powerful...
solihull has an airport? what the fuck
no it wasn't Sup Forums found the mong he's a commie nutcase