Portuxit

So we no longer need to be Angela Merkel dog.

Who should we vote in for this to happen?

Às armas camaradas! Contra os canhões marchar marchar!

I thought you needed to be in the EU because they pay your debt

Eternal Ally must aid us in Gibraltar
Portuxit!

Portuleave is the preferred nomenclature.

Actually debt appeared massively shortly after entering EEC/EU. We used to be poor but debt free. Thank you socialism.

Sendo o lixo econômico que é, a saída de Portugal da UE seria uma vantagem à UE.

Mas apoio todo e qualquer tipo de seceção, então apoio a saída de Portugal da UE, obviamente.

Temos que remover os socialistas antes.

>Sendo o lixo econômico que é
tal pai, tal filho :^)

We're with you Portuleave.

Departugal

queque (kek)

>canhões

Bretones*

>Leavetugal
>Departugal
>Pulloutugal
>Exitugal

Portuguese Version

>Portusaída
>Saídatugal
>Partidatugal
>Portida

Britain just fucked us in the ass, brother. We're their oldest allies and they won't be helping us with our enormous debt any time soon.

And you want to leave EU on top of it? Who will pay our debt? Do you just want our country to crumble?

>not Departuregal

Unam-se ao Brasil para a Aliança Lusofona, não temos mais a Dilma então tá tudo bem

EU should take some responsability over our debt. It's their measures and ideals that left us in this situation.
We pay brutal interest in our debt so they can throw it at refugees, for example. Fuck the EU.

If you barely made it out of group F, what makes you think you'll fare well on your own in this dangerous world?

>EU
>responsibility
Good luck with that lads.

I don't think anyone owes us help. Default and Prexit NOW

We don't pay it. It has to bee forgiven. Impossible to pay. The EU merchants instead of improving the situation at the time, only worsened.

And not to talk about our traitorous governments since the fall of Estado Novo. And who put them there? We know who.

That's nice and all, but we can't just pretend our debt doesn't exist. And do you seriously think they're interested in taking responsibility for our debt if we tell them we're fucking off the EU?

>ywn be independent again

Literally who?

Portugetout

There's your catchy name

WE WUZ INDEPENDENT AND SHIEET

You are welcome to take Morocco's place in the African union.

Isn't that Portugal's wet dream?

And we ended up in the easiest brachet. It was all part of the plan, baguette.

Why should we leave the union?

I want EU gibsmedats desu

Yes. Let's blanda up my Berber friend.

We shall become shitskins together.

Do you think they will if we stay? We're powerless in their eyes, that's exactly why nothing will change.
We will keep bowing down to every order, and each of those orders will only further fuck us in the ass.

fuck off moor

Sim, aqui no Brasil é explícito, é nojento morar nesse país. Mas vou lutar até o fim contra os bolivarianos e pós modernistas.

Exato.

#PORTUGO

I take this one

So you want us to willingly fuck ourselves over just for the sake of giving the middle finger to no one in particular.

Look, if Britain wants to make a new union from this, then that's cool and we can join it, since we're their allies, but if what they want is to merely be free, then they can do that and we can't. They're the 5th strongest economy in the world (well, actually, 6th now after they left), we, on the other hand, are in massive debt. We don't have the option.

If you really want to be an ass, leave and default on all the debt to the EU institutions.

We won't leave, people would be too scared, exactly because of how fragile our economy is. That does not mean, however, that we shouldn't change how we play our role in this union, a role chosen for us, not by us.

A-another exit? I don't think you can handle it with your debt, goyim

We obviously are in no conditions to do that right now. But perhaps things will change. EU falling..

I'm in agreement with you guys, then. But I don't think Britain leaving is gonna be doing us any favors. Call me a Jew or a Sheep or whatever, but I think we would all be much better if we had stability.
Our country will suffer repercussions from this.

But why would you betray your fellow bretheren of the caliphate, Moortugal?

Well memed, my friend.

Nah, the only way you get free from debt is the EU to fall, and nationalist governments in power all over Europe. Including our own, which is the first thing to do.

t. João, estudante de engenharia, a pensar tirar um estágio na Alemanha e nunca mais regressar a Portugal

Obrigado pela tua opinião João. Tenho a certeza que os cactos vão agradecer o deserto que a nossa geração deixou no país.

If Britain does well, which might take a while, it will pave the way for change. Others would leave before us, too, further jeopardizing the Union.
Turkmany, it's all up to you. You make the rules.