Borussia Dortmund vs. Real Madrid

It's happening again. The CL match of the day. Very excited. I trust Dortmund to actually win this - Real Madrid never won in Dortmund.
But considering Reals counter attack danger and our sloppy defence we could lose this 1-4.

Only ~12 hours to go until the CL anthem is played :3

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ananastisch thread

I believe in PulisGOD :3

madrid dortmund cl matches are GOAT

this but unironically

youtube.com/watch?v=8tZalIcJmXs

would watch but im going to watch my team instead

Dortmund will shit on halal merdrid, fraudnaldo will flop again, luck is over. Expozidane is done. Zidone will be sacked soon.
(did you enjoy those shitty puns? yes? give me a You then)

@78528976

>t. Mariano Díaz

>Sixth in lel liga
Hahaha lmao game over already

#78528976
>t. Francois Alcazar Hernandez

I don't want to sound too pessimistic but Pisczek is too slow for CR7. I don't trust Bürki either. I hate to say it but we will be 3rd of the group but make it to Europe league finals.

go shit in a hole fucking plastic fan

This is one of those games that's gonna end 4-2 or 6-3

LGTSS

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Ronaldo will miss an unmissable sitter, he will miss all his free kicks, he will miss many shots, after his 14th attempt, a ball he'll shoot will be deflected by a defender's tibia and will become a goal. the thread will be spammed with "TSUUU"

I'm betting 0 - 0

Does this fixture happen every fucking year

Been years since I've wanted Chelsea vs Real
Madrid desu

real mandrill will be playing in europa league this season
screencap this

#EchteLiebe

there's atletico vs chelsea, it's a new one I think

Is he even starting. I heard that Ukrainian is playing really well.

Yarmolenko GOAT

#EchteLiebe

will be so good to us achieve what Buyern could only dream of

again dirtmund vs halal refrid sick of this shit

They're both bad guys but I guess I'll root for the krauts on this one

>Dortmund
>bad guys

what

You just have to believe, man. If whoever has the best players automatically won they'd just give the cup away.

Where was TSU against >betis?

reminder real only kept their sheets clean 10-11 times last season, and 3 times out of 10 this season. borussia is about to fill 'em up, i'm kinda worried.

>lost to spurs
halal will shit on them

friendly reminder dirtmound couldnt even beat spurs at wembley

>Santiago Bernabeu
>RMA 0 - 1 BET

tszhu

>Dortmund
>bad guys

nice try faggot

Is Reus injured again?

Rooting for the TSU as always

He has been since the cup final. At least he got some silverware this time

he is the new GOAT

This is one of those games where everything could happen.
either we fuck up defending (again) and it ends 1:4
or we defend solid like in the bundesliga and real has another bad day. then it could end 4:0

a draw seems too unlikely tho

>I will be wagecucking instead of watching this match today
kill me

This

Just a reminder

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>implying Real has 100% spanish players

See

that doesn't have anything to do, mein Freund

Im pretty sure not everyone in dortmund feels that way

nice try faglord

2-2

>It's happening again.
I'm starting to get bored of it desu.

MAXIMILIAN PHILIPP

THE MARCO REUS OF OUR TIME

Dortmund used to be one of my favourite teams.
then all the good players left. wtf.

desu thats back when madrid was an inconsistent mess and dortmund had all their good players.

Klopp in his mad composer phase

that was a semifinal not too long ago

who won?

...

Ummm wrong sweetie. You are probably thinking of Pulisic

4-3 meme game

Philipp's far more comparable to Reus in terms of his movement and shooting. Pulisic is probably a better dribbler than both though.

Yarmolenco gonna tear up Real

for me it's Ballspielverein Borussia 09 Dortmund e.V.

Every Pole I know irl is a BVB customer, you should be too Jarosław

im a fan from early 90'. my family lives there.You can call me life long. So try again sweety :^)

No, I'm happy. Please visit shop.bvb.de

Nie, jestem szczęśliwa. Proszę odwiedź shop.bvb.de

Thank you; Dziękuję Ci

tfw all the spanish goberment police will look the match in their anchored boats in Barcelona in wich they are waiting for confiscating ballot boxes and detain people for voting this sunday and I'm sure that if Real Madrid loses some of them will start shooting us out of anger but I also want Halal to lose.

New Yellow Wall podcast is out

files.footballfairground.com/bundesliga/YWP_EP_202.mp3

y-you too. i will drink for victory today.

Would you bring Pulisic from the start?

>tfw sports channels are showing every other CL game except this one

Fuck you TSN and SportsNet, why are Canadian sports channels so shit? Guess I'll watch Monaco and Porto ffs

why not

Philipp played really well and I would be too concerned real will injure him.

>unironically having and watching cable

only yourself to blame

Why the fuck does dortmund play so well against RM anyway?

And yet Fox Sports is putting on the United game instead. I hate America.

I don't know much about Philipp guy, but Pulisic more experienced in CL, and I think he is the only one from the side who can do something against teams like Real.

Manure is playing tomorrow.

>tfw BVB fan and love the TSUUUUUUUUUUU

How do you deal with it spee?

by not being gay

I just hope he scores, but that my team equalizes

>4 cucks that made a sign represent the whole stadium

Fucking stupid politician, m8. They should have done the voting during a clasico match.

Navas
Carvalad Varane Ramos Marcelo
Casemiro
Kroos Modric
Isco
Ronnie Asensio

I usually stream but lately my go to has been laggy, what do you use Croatiabro?

will it happen today?

too many emotions

Hey dudes. I come from future. Tonight's game ends 0-5.
12' TSUUnaldo
57' TSUUnaldo
59' TSUUnaldo
82' TSUUnaldo
90+1' TSUUnaldo

The Pulidream lives on. Time to show the world.

*blocks pulisic's path*

So you were never a true fan to begin with, bandwagon scum.

You Polish people are the Mexicans of Europe.

Do you think Bosz will let Zagadou play from the beginning? In yesterday's press conference based Bosz actually said he could deal with Reals offence.

Tbh I wouldn't be too sad about a lose today. We won't win the CL anyway and a third place would still give EL and we could concentrate of winning Bundes.

You're cancer

go back to your kneeling general an leave our sport political free.

That would be a big mistake, he is too slow and clumsy to defend elite attackers.
Like Ginter when he played right back.

They're good this season so I'll support them again. Unless they sell the best players again.

Why do fans of Dortmund seek validation from outsiders so much? Proper cringe

who here /puliGOAT/ ?

Back to your kneeling you fat bastard.