Ever shit the bed?

Ever shit the bed?

well i mean no, i haven't, what about you?

Shit your mum's bed, m80

why do you want me to defecate on my mothers resting cradle

I shit in her bed when I scuttled her vertical axe wound.

No, but once I pissed in my bed due to taking a piss in the dream.

you fucking fuck, you had to say it didn't you, mark my fucking words, i will track you down and fuck your ass till it's red, just wait you fucking gaiboi

>i will track you down

No need. I live in Harrogate. Will meet you at Bettys Tea Rooms on Tuesday.

Bring lube and johnnies.

Not yet, but as they say you start life
in diapers and finish it the same way.

I've had those dreams and awoke in panic but never actually went thank god.

I had a dream where I blew a dose of man mustard into your mum's beaver.

The I woke up and realised I was actually being raped by your mum.

bawbs

o christ

mmm ... yes ... tits in op's picture
i wonder how long this thread will last

1hr30 so far

this happened to me once lol
also had a wet dream once. Never pooped the bed though

>this happened to me once lol
No it didn't

lucky bastard

MY ARSE

>thread is still here

Yes, after i ate 4 liters of ice cream. It screwed up my stomach and game me diarrhea, i went to sleep and thought i was farting the entire night but it was actually liquid shit, i woke up in a pool of shit, smelling like sewer, it ruined my new $800 mattress i bought 2 months earlier. Worst day of my life, thank god no one knows about it.

Yeah, I was a kid and I had bad flu, and I shat myself at night

No, only my pants when I was drunk as fuck.

ill shit in your mothers chest awake you hell hench piece of volcanic shit.

Bit rude

yeah, all the time. my anus is rekt cos by bf has girth like a fucking pringles can and from all the anal we do and poppers i'm on i'm quite loose down there so often wake up covered in shit