Ever shit the bed?

Ever shit the bed?

well i mean no, i haven't, what about you?

Shit your mum's bed, m80

why do you want me to defecate on my mothers resting cradle

I shit in her bed when I scuttled her vertical axe wound.

No, but once I pissed in my bed due to taking a piss in the dream.

you fucking fuck, you had to say it didn't you, mark my fucking words, i will track you down and fuck your ass till it's red, just wait you fucking gaiboi

>i will track you down

No need. I live in Harrogate. Will meet you at Bettys Tea Rooms on Tuesday.

Bring lube and johnnies.

Not yet, but as they say you start life
in diapers and finish it the same way.

I've had those dreams and awoke in panic but never actually went thank god.

I had a dream where I blew a dose of man mustard into your mum's beaver.

The I woke up and realised I was actually being raped by your mum.