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Venue: Red Rocks
Duration: 3 turns

Effect: Generates (1) commerce to the player per turn.
If two folk artists are on stage, generates (2) commerce per turn.

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Item: Toaster Mic

Effect: Provides a musician with the “lo-fi” buff which increases the attack and defense of a lo-fi or indie artist by 1 until the musician is destroyed.

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Name: Robert Johnson
Class: Delta Blues
Instrument: Steel String Acoustic Guitar

Passive Ability: Satanic Contract
Robert Johnson permanently signs his life away, taking 1 damage per turn. He also gains double damage and commerce per hit. This ability cannot be removed or purged.

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Name: 6ix9ine
Class: Soundcloud Rap
Instrument: Laptop

Starting item: Blicky (unique item)
Getting shot by Blicky results in an instakill for Trippie Redd or ZILLAKAMI. Item is destroyed after one use.

>NAME
Hunter Hunt Hendrix

>CLASS
Transcendental Black Metal

>INSTRUMENT
MIDI Horns

>ABILITY: Bores opponents to sleep by reciting his pseudo-intellectual music philosophy

Name: The Absolute Madman
Class: Beatle
Instrument: Fists

Passive Ability: Beatlemania
Whenever The Absolute Madman enters the battlefield, if George, Paul, or Ringo are on the field, you may gain control of target enemy's musician until end of turn.

Name: Gary Wilson
Class: Chromium Clown
Instrument: Any

Passive Ability: You Think You Really Know Me?
Inflicts +6.4 confusion damage if the opponent has a groovy girl on the field

done

Name: FatTay
Class: Pop
Instrument: Voice

Ability: *BRAAAP* Attracts all other players to her sweaty rolls, preventing them from attacking for two moves.

Name: Thom Yorke
Class: Reasonable
Instrument: Computer

Passive Ability: FAT. UGLY. DEAD.
Hair grows longer each turn, weakening defense of all others except himself.

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Name: Montie
Class: Tripfag
Instrument : shitposts

Effect: all poseurcore albums loose all effects for 3 turns. All artist cards for next player lose -1 of any effect.

done for a bit, feel free to make your own cards guys.

Name: Daniel Lopatin
Class: Weird Frontier
Instrument: Lush MIDI Choir

Ability: Once summoned, heals all artists from summoner +3 HP.

Nice acne montie.

Name: Emily Haines
Class: Indie
Instrument: Synths

Ability: Dead Disco
Emily takes 50% less damage from Disco, Funk, and Rock cards and does 50% more damage to them.

Special Trap: The Split

Activate this when a foe declares an attack on James Brown, said foe is destroyed and you gain (3) commerce.

animated cards would be so dope, someone make this pls

Item: Quaaludes
Cast sleep on your opponent for five turns.
Grants Bill Cosby immortality.

Name: Dark John Frusciante
Class: Lo-fi
Instrument: Acoustic guitar/electric guita

Ability
Curse Song: Sings in reverse to cast Fear on opponents
Virtuoso: Increase attack on either guitar every 2 turns

Requires heroin every 2 turns or will lose 5 HP every turn.

Name: Josh Homme
Class: Alt. Rock
Instrument: Electric Guitar

Ability:
Deafen
Emits ear piercing guitar feedback which deafens a foe for 2 turns, weakening their defense dramatically

Item: The Emoji of Naples

Effect: Grant a musician 3 attack. After one turn destroy that musician.

i play my choa card in face up attack mode
looks like i win again

Name: J. Spaceman
Class: Astronaut
Instrument: Telecaster and a shitload of pedals

Ability: Inject an opponent with a heroin needle and lower their defence by half and they cannot attack this turn. J. Spaceman can only use this ability once every other turn

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Name: Mac Demarco
Class: Goofball
Instrument: Chorus pedal and cheap electric guitar

Ability: Blow cloud of cigarette smoke in opponent's face, reducing stamina and speed -30 for 15 seconds.

Name: Houkago Tea Time
Class: Cute!
Instrument: Various

Abilities:
Immunity from artists with the "weaboo" trait.
At the beginning of each turn the controller of HTT flips a coin. If it lands on heads, target artist gains the "weaboo" trait.
All artists with Gibson guitars get +1 for as long as HTT is in play.

5/5, for 7 commerce.

Name: Kendrick Lamar
Class: Black Panther
Instrument: The book of rhymes

Ability
Kill Whitey: All white opponents get extra 5HP damage
King Kunta: Gains the powers of Yakub and Black Panther temporarily, turns into egyptian king

Name: JPEGMAFIA
Class: Walmart Death Grips
Instrument: Old Dirty Bastard

Ability
Yeet: All experimental hip hop cards suffer 2 damage. Any cards named "Morrissey" are instantly destroyed.

Name: Steve Reich
Class: Composer
Instrument: Personal Ensemble

Ability: Phasing
Play two identical tape loops at different speeds, hypnotizing opponent for 2 turns.

Name: Lauren Mayberry
Class: Pop Artist
Instrument: Mike and Drums

Ability: Brandon
When this card is activated. Place a BRANDON token on the field. If this card is attacked, destroy the BRANDON token instead.

Name: Viper
Class: Baller
Instrument: Crack pipe

Ability:
I Bend The Spoon With My Mind: telekinesis
They Tryna 2 Clone Me II: Creates 300+ mini copies of himself that fight alongside him for 10 seconds
Kill Urself My Man: at max charge, can force you to commit suicide and lose 1 life

this is a fucking cool idea, i mean it. reminds me of when i made my own yugioh cards as a kid cause i couldn't afford the pricey or rare ones

Name: Gus Dapperton
Class: Non Binary
Instrument: Chorus pedal

Ability:
Prune You Talk Funny: All opponents over 45+ and/or republicans get -10 hp due to being triggered by his persona

Industry Plant: Has bodyguards to protect him, courtesy of Sony

Name: Anthony Fantano
Class: Critic

Flip a coin;
If heads, target artist gets -10
If tails, target artist gets +10

I know, If i could code worth shit I would turn this into a real game.

Name: Miles Davis
Class: Jazzman
Instrument: Trumpet

Ability: Continue My Legacy
If this card is destroyed and you have a King Gizzard card on the battlefield, you may swap out said card to revive your Miles card