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The king of thailand is a dog fucking bender edition

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kek

blimey what a bender

sophie

i have fifteen different iphones but i am so not phony

hey what's up guys it's Scarce here

gf

very good

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me and a mate before class

porn skank

feel sad and have no one to talk to

Pooing with tourists in the lobby

that hair would be acceptable MAYBE for a 50-year-old Mötley Crüe roadie

I just caught my mum watching one of those British TV shows where smug boomers tour around the Spanish countryside looking for villas to buy

I said something to the effect of "these shows are kind of morbid when you think about it" and she asked what I meant, and I said that no one in my generation will ever enjoy that luxury

I mansplained that twenty-somethings now, instead of getting married, working full time, and entering the housing market young and optimistic, are in enormous debt from useless uni degrees, and stuck in a cycle of casual jobs and predatory unpaid internships, which she herself has suggested I look into

She started crying, asked where my apathy had come from, and locked herself in her bedroom.

I think she resents the fact that I actually enjoy being a no-strings-attached wagie because now even that isn't good enough for her and she wants me to find something more serious. She even said to me the other day that I "live in the moment" too much. What? Isn't that the ultimate pearl of normie wisdom?

I want to turn the screw. Anyone got any videos or articles I could use to red pill her?

I think I'll start with the irreconcilably expensive housing in my city (Melbourne) making it pretty much impossible to get a foot in the door

cheer up grumpy lmao

First of all, how DARE you insult the King of Thais

can the other kids with the pumped kicks in your class out run a bullet?

post tunes
youtube.com/watch?v=tkzY_VwNIek

literally just be yourself

Absolute cracker of a post coming up

this is just a little taster to tie you over till then

"oi oi!" ha ha

>so user you said you're "alt right"?
>What does that mean exactly, you're not a Nazi are you?

not a word
fuck off to r9k and dont come back, especially dont crosspost

can't fucking wait

i have seen her violated in so many ways

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I am a merry ploughboy and I plough the fields all day
Till a sudden thought came to me head that I should roam away
For I am sick and tired of slavery since the day I was born
And I am off to join the I.R.A. and I am off tomorrow morn.

And we're all off to Dublin in the green, in the green
Where the helmets glisten in the sun
Where the bay'nets flash and the rifles crash
To the rattle of a Thompson gun.

without r9k your thread wouldn't even exist you snivelling runt, learn your place before addressing your master like that again

>king of a country whose economy revolves solely around letting western paedophiles rape their children

yeah, progressive!

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no haha it's just ironic aha
btw do you like rick and morty?
*dabs*
aha

fuck off and dont come back

"ah... i believe i have seen your bumhole"

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Anyone seen this? It was lit

*stays here*

you're just gonna have to get used to me sweetie xxx

>/r9k/
thought it was bad enough we had all those 8ch dorks lol

>Anyone got any videos or articles I could use to red pill her?
It's a lot harder to redpill women. By showing her articles, all you do is risk pushing her into a corner even more. She already cried, so she probably isn't even going to listen to you.
this

fuck off you malignant cancerous tumour

I don't rate Americans

cant imagine the runt that imagined this and thought it'd be hilarious.

willy's doing a dance

watching it now
got a bit more respect for the lad now, he seems alright Tbh

>Haha! No actually it just means i don't support white genocide. You see, the Jews...

the gf on the right

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fags are too expensive

let out a YUGE brap on the loo with tourists still in. haha, welcome to canada

anyone here worried about his mental health haha

not me haha just asking for a friend

it wasnt really, was too short and neither dan nor erik nor anyone else was on and no ghost stories

NOT a happy bunny

don't know who they are

classic, kek my block off every kekking time!

haha it feels like im in 2010 again!!!! xD

Why is her voice so masculine. I thought she was a tranny at first

you can make a profile like your on facebook on reddit now

lol

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Hello, /brit/
How do I make friends?

aha that's so me

yank birds sometimes have more of a vocal fry thing for whatever reason
it can be nice

tendon or something in my wrist/thumb joint just popped while doing ez bar curls

serves me right for trying to be a normie gym runt and doing bis haha

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when you find out let me know

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>her voice so masculine
never heard a man sound like her

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ridiculous choone

cringe

blast from the past

>"use my pussy to jerk off"
she really has weird dirty talk, loaded with reflections on pornography as well

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hate to admit it but yank girls have cute accents, not valley girls obviously

Jerry Lewis is dead lads.

F

These have to be from india or South America

Anytime I see people doing really slow ez bar curls/isolation stuff I always imagine the video compilation of people's biceps tearing suddenly.

BRÄÄÄAAAÄÄÄPPPPPPPPPFFFTTTTT PFFFTTT PFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTT

Wow his father got himself in quite a predicament there! i spilt milk out my nose!

stamina hasn't improved despite running three times this past week

no they don't they're always yelling

are brits more like yanks or more like europeans

So is trying to save all the people it slowly and painfully kills.

that the guy who married his cousin?

yes

some talk like teenage girls right into their 20s
that's when you really know they're airheads
>I CAN'T believe Stacy did thaaaat! That's, like, so NOT OKAY.

europeans

brap

commonwealth

neither

we all have that fit cousin that we get along with really well, he just chose to marry his

happy middle probably, leaning towards europe, since you know we're in europe

lack of bum there
oh fuck off you gimp

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being fit is hyper-masculine Sven, that's why they put estrogen in your water to calm you down.

culturally probably yanks

willing to vote for any party promising latex gfs for everyone

>we all have that fit cousin that we get along with really well
dread to think what goes on in rural ireland

gonna need source

unironically hilarious ngl

Getting dark. Time to close the curtains and pop the lamp on.