/sino/ - 中文

Why the FUCK was the last thread deleted edition

The thread for posting in Chinese and discussion about the Chinese speaking world.

Thread theme:
youtube.com/watch?v=EfcbKNl6Bao

>Learning resources:
pastebin.com/KpgEG6G9
drive.google.com/drive/folders/0B9QDHej9UGAdQ0k4MXF0SXdTcGM
(shout out to /lang/ for the second link)

>Recommended TV Series:
movie.douban.com/tv/#!type=tv&tag=国产剧&sort=rank&page_limit=20&page_start=0

>Recommended Movies:
movie.douban.com/explore#!type=movie&tag=华语&sort=recommend&page_limit=20&page_start=0

>Literal Chinese cartoons:
bangumi.bilibili.com/guochuang/
ac.qq.com/event/cartoon2016/index.html

>Chinese Manga:
ac.qq.com/
u17.com/

>Online Novels:
qidian.com/

Previous Thread:

Other urls found in this thread:

blackjackapprenticeship.com/card-counting-training-drill/
world.taobao.com/item/550718992454.htm
twitter.com/AnonBabble

>getting banned for a three hour old post in a long 404'd thread
>deletes all threads i made

janny needs some goodboy points today

>Why the FUCK was the last thread deleted edition
good edition
what was that all about?

Who else /taichi/ here?

Is there any Chinese media or stuff worth learning it for?

Going all out learning Chinese just for talking to Chinese seems a little meh.

There are films and TV series, but production values are still a bit behind Western media.

If you want, check out a TV series called Nirvana in Fire (琅琊榜) for a historical fantasy drama with a lot of political intrigue.

How am I supposed to learn all the names of the SNH48 members when there's like 100 of them?

>learn the names of SNH48 members
>end up with HSK level 2

My thought process wasn't any more complicated than this:

- I'm wasting my free time
- I'll learn a language
- I'll learn the hardest language in the world

You shouldn't need a reason to learn a language.

I get the impression that most of you were simply interested in Chinese all along is that correct?

Not really beyond watching kungfu films

yes. use the links i posted, the faggots who create the threads are useless nigger lovers who cant copy paste them

it's banned because footkraut is a disgusting SEXPAT

>he doesn't read chinese manga

most of them are in cantonese

Not the historical ones like Hero, or House of Flying daggers.

>Chink movies are in Chinese
>Hong Cuck movies are in Cantonese

you don't say bud

>House of Flying daggers
one of my favourites

kek. what were you banned for

posted a picture of asian soles and said you can't help but be aroused when looking at it and thinking of the smell of a nicely aged mature piece of parmigiano reggiano

...

Where will he go now?

...

Thailand

shes perfect in every aspect

isn't she like 26? right at the cutoff point for a shengmu

back to suid afrika so his wife can get fokken lekker with some zulu brus

nothing like a good braai and cuckolding

是时候练习中文了!
今天,你们吃了什么东西?我只喝了一杯咖啡!

26? Winston is almost 40

He never wants to go back there if isn't obvious. ZA is dangerous as fuck. He has personal friends that have died there.

Fuck white people

shes 40 or so

今天我吃了Mcdonalds

>今天,你们吃了什么东西?
我今天沒吃飯

the cape isn't that bad, I could name plenty worse places in the US or the UK

麦当劳的一些东西还不错,比如McNuggets,哈哈

its like detroit but with less niggers per square meter

你喜欢吃胖国人饭?

>China will collapse any day now, guys!

一個

我也没吃饭,肚子好饿,不开心。瑞典有什么好吃的吗?
If he had any mind to go back then he would have done it years ago though. He doesn't seem to be in any actual danger of being deported.

喜欢

>瑞典有什么好吃的吗?

>im your host Chris Chapelle. this is china uncensored

>mfw "experts" have been predicting the collapse of ccp and dissolution of china into smaller republics a la ussr for thirty years now
China could never implode like the Soviet Union did. That wasn't just communism failing. The non-Russian republics of the USSR were a sizable chunk of both territory and population. Chinese separatists like Uighur terrorists or Tibetan monks don't have power or numbers.

china

请。。。请告诉我,瑞典有什么好吃的吗??

>瑞典有什么好吃的吗?
大部分的瑞典食物是馬鈴薯+肉或是魚。最有名的應該是肉圓吧。因為我有自閉症所以我喜歡的食物非常少...我最喜歡的大概是義大利麵或咖哩飯。

no bullying

Damn. The memes are true.

>asian coworker is ten years older than me
>she used to think I was older than her
>i used to think she was about my age

hmm

too bad she's married LOL woulda slam dunked my dick in that poophole

how many of the "chinese national 50 cent party" posters in winston's comment section are actually white bois and frustrated expats in china?

有意思。。。你为什么像学习中文?
请不要shitpost好吗?

...

did you sneak pics of her soles

no but when it's hot she often comes to work in those slippers

can't really see her toes in them as they're closed but sometimes she dangles them on her foot, pretty hot, seems to have super smooth feet

was able to snap a pic of her bare feet on the metro once but i lost it unfortunately, would def give her a succ

如果你不会说一点儿中文,不能有个中国女朋友

>你为什么像学习中文?
因為我的女友是台灣人,所以我決定學習中文。而且我覺得中文很好聽,至少台灣人的口音好聽...
你呢?

post her face

Everyone post your favorite Chinese actresses. No Korean whores plox.
Of course Taiwan and HK and MAcau also count.
Shy Qi is just too goddamn sexy for this Earth. 舒淇实在太性感了!
我的故事可能太长了,但是基本上我就是觉得中国很有意思,所以决定学习中文的。

其实,不会中文的男人跟中国女生约会时能做到的事情,可是我总是瞧不起那样的洋傻蛋。中文没人们想的那么难。

this is a whore

But at least not Korean :^)

>Everyone post your favorite Chinese actresses.
I barely know any actresses actually. Singers, sure, but actresses..? I basically only know 章子怡 and maybe one or two more. 章子怡 is nice though, I like her movies where she's fighting with swords and beating people up.
>我的故事可能太长了,但是基本上我就是觉得中国很有意思,所以决定学习中文的。
那很好。你去過亞洲嗎?

I wanna fuck that deaf chick from Kung Fu Hustle

Any advise for a thirsty spic who wants to lay game on a chink grill?

what about the deaf girl in "Hear me" / 聽說?

gf just sent me this wtf

Are these images real.
They seem so surreal.

Obviously got plastic surgery.

>actress

You can find pictures of her pussy on the Internet. I'm not talking about bush, her actual pussy.

>he did nothing wrong
What a lie.
(So far) He is constantly angry and hot headed while losing battles.

anger is perfectly reasonable given his circumstance

protip : you wont

why do people copy and imitates me?

they're mocking you, Peru

same happens to me. welcome to 四产

can you keep up with me?

try here: blackjackapprenticeship.com/card-counting-training-drill/

Btw to the German that asked yesterday about how Chinese people were able to remember long usernames consisting solely of pseudorandom letters and characters.

It's easy you just train you muscles to remember the keys as you press it on the keyboard.

By repeatedly typing the long set of "random" characters you train your memory to remember what your username (or password) is. In chinese this is called 只念 or otherwise known in English as psychokinesis.

FBI and CIA use this to train their agents to remember secret pass phrases and stuff. Don't ask me how I know.

I have hear that imitation is the more pure form of admiration

I can do this with a 6 deck shoe but it won't let me upload the video since 四产 only allows video webms to be 120 seconds long and under 3 mbs in filesize.....

peru? who's the reseller peru?

>on ADV china they booked a 5 star hotel and it was dirty and had mold on the walls and carpet
>I've booked a 3 star hotel

What am I in for?

Don't expect too much
It'll be ok
Might smell like shit and cigarettes
Caulking in the bathroom will probably be the worst you've ever seen and the electric sockets so wobbly you're afraid you'll be electrocuted
Just make sure there's no dead cockroaches and mouse shit underneath your blankets

I have a feeling you're going to be pleasantly surprised.

They purposely went to a fake five star. Go to any 3 star legitimate hotel in any major city and it's guaranteed to be fine.

>Winston told off 50 cent party nationalists and then chuckled arrogantly at the end of his latest video

is he going crazy or just running out of patience lads

How long did u guys had to learn for HSK4?

For me it was actually 2+ years. I finally knuckled down and decided to try and pass it by downloading the mock tests and listening to them with the pdf out while looking up all the words. I listened to them every day for an hour or two for a month and at the end could pass the test with a good score. I might be a braintlet tho.

Is falungong good?
Many pracrice in the park nearby

Shoot them dead if you have a chance

Almost good enough to pass HSK3, how long till I unlock a chinese gf ?
On a serious note, when does it start feeling less like a grind ? I feel like I'm just grinding vocabulary all the time and I can barely make any use of it.

Funded by CIA/washington think tanks against CCP
Anyone with a functioning brain won't fall for their bullshit

it's more like he needed an extra 2 minutes of random conversation to bump up the video to 10minutes (when the ad money kicks in)

Eventually it will become less of a hassle, trust me, Pierre. But Chinese is a continual learning process, much harder than learning any old Western language just because of the sheer differences. Getting to native speaker, I reckon, would take at least eight years and at least a few of those years living in China.

我想练习中文
有人吗?

Guys, I have been trying to buy in taobao but every single time they told me that It's out of stock.

I want to buy 2 Weloop Hey 3S

Can anyone help me find one not out of stock?
I think that they say that it's out of stock in the description but google translate sucks

world.taobao.com/item/550718992454.htm

Maybe ask in /csg/ in Sup Forums.

Mmmm, I will thanks.

Ask peru

Would you?
And if, what?

Need a better shot of her face

Bump^^