/bet/ General !!

no /bet/? lets get one started. Also this will be my last week here with you faggots since i will be a multi-millionaire by the weekend

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Roma @1.44 Away to Qarabag tomorrow, Free money right there

barca -1.5 at 2.0 looking kind of juicy desu lads

What the fuck? Placed a bet on Mariners to win and they did, yet Betfair corrected it as a loss????

degenerate gambler checking in.

when do the good tipsters start posting?

i just bet my rent money on Urawa Red Diamonds because it was tipped in the last thread. They better fucking win!

We got any free money bets pre CL?

This morning: £2,000

Bet £15 on Dalian Haichang Women not conceding and Jiangsu Suning Women not conceding.

OP could you explain the OP pic please?

I don't get it.

You're an idiot for betting on Urawa. Japanese football is unpredictable as fuck. I see the games every morning and there are always goals in the last minute etc.

This morning: £2,000

9:53am: £2,015

At 5pm UK time I will bet at least £100 on

Denmark Women U17 VS. Kazakhstan U17

Kazakhstan not to score, or maybe more than 4 goals + kazakhstan not to score.

This morning: £2,000

10:44am: £2,019

Maestro, Romania Women not to score?

By half-time, yes. I have since bet £19 on Romania not scoring at all, but it's likely they will.

Saving my big bet for Denmark VS Kazakshtan later, and maybe Wales VS France.

i did 14-acca on results

lets all throw our money away

Did they win though? I can't tell what you bet would happen.

are you retarded

i am retard
what is payout
2000000000
off of 2,00
i dont understand metric system

gambling addiction isnt a sport

2000000000 x 2

This morning: £2,000

12:05pm: £2,026

jokes on you I have nothing left to throw away

EXCUSE me?!?!!?

Boys!

*extends arms sideways*
*oiled up shirtless sidekicks remove letterman jacket*

Looks like you have a fight on your hand kiddo. Pick a weapon!

*shirtless assistants throw a hatchet and a thick metal chain on the ground*

Well? Pick one up, we'll see who the real retard is here!

/bet/ threads keep getting archived overnight. Is it because Americans aren't allowed to bet?

This morning: £2,000

12:28pm: £2.029

This morning: £2,000

12:43pm: £2,031

I got hosed yesterday /bet/, lost like $40 betting on preseason hockey, baseball and WNBA

Tennis double
Should be pretty straightforward, hopefully no fuckery
Alexander Zverev and Dominic Thiem to win their matches only 1/2 but very safe

United and Roma double must surely be free money

>betting on fairly unpredictable games before they begin

This is why you retards keep losing money.

Roma to beat Qarabag isn't that unpredictable. I get what you're saying though; that's why I bet on Roma, but only put a really small bet on a Roma/Barcelona double.

Shouldn't there be enough Canadians to keep the thread alive?

had a cheeky quad-acca on 2 youth-league games and Juventus -2,5 + Roma. Redpill me on my chances

Placed a sure bet on Atletico - Chelsea. I want Atletico to not win in order to have transfered all my bonus money to real money. Otherwise I have to wager an addition 6000 SEK. Please make it happen.

I'm not sure about that Juventus -2.5. Juventus will win, but I think it will be an efficient 3 points, rather than a blowout.

>Juventus will win

What an autistic, pseud statement.

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If you think this is the case why not bet £10,000 on it?

I don't understand people who behave so confidently in the world of betting, especially before a match has begun.

"I think Juventus will win" would be a more appropriate comment. Shame on you.

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For some reason Skybet REFUSED to display the France VS Wales game.

If they don't show the Denmark VS Kazakhstan game I am going to be moderately angry.

When I say 'Juventus will win', that means that I believe it to be by far the most likely outcome of the match. Of course you can't say anything with 100% certainty, but almost anybody would understand that to be what I meant (rather than thinking I'm claiming to have infallible knowledge of the future). Ironically, you called my statement autistic, but were unable to process the words in anything but a completely literal sense.

I've noticed that Skybet doesn't offer a huge amount in terms of women's football. I think it's because it's too easy to make money from.

REEEEE just say "good bet,im sure they will win by 3" to be nice REEEEEE

>letting someone who's oiled up remove your letterman jacket
good luck getting those stains out, retard.

Sorry my dude; at 2.000, I don't think it's +EV. I hope you win though.

1 hour 15 minutes until Denmark Kazakhstan ladies

do you guys remember meme?

wtb

I sperged out again...

I recommend betting Kazakhstan not to score. But if the odds for that are shite I recommend betting both Kaz not to score and also Denmark more than 4 goals.

This morning: £2,000

4:18pm: £2,115

Is it it even possible to bet on women's games with any larger sums without getting limited? I feel like the market is too obscure.

I have never been limited, not sure what you mean.

I bet £150 on a woman's game the other day, and I just bet £800 on some random Slovenian game.

I can't find it on Skybet. Do you have a link?

Follow-up: Received my money eventually after pointing out the error to the support.

However, this is the email I received a few hours later. Didn't exactly understand what it meant but the support clarified by simply saying that I've been limited on the sportsbook. I asked them if this is because I've been winning too much and they said that it's the most common reason.

What's so crazy about this is that I haven't really won that much. I think that in total my winnings won't go beyond 10000 SEK which is less than 1000 EUR and I haven't even withdrawn all my winnings. At the same time I've deposited around 5000 SEK. I feel like there must be another explanation. Something about my playing pattern, I actually play at very big games most of the time and don't really spend any large sums per stake either. Maybe something about the odds I choose?

What are your experiences with Betfair? Do they really limit you this fast usually?

What site? Maybe you haven't won enough?

Not there yet, the Womens Under 17s games only appear when they start, which is in 13 minutes.

Get in there early because Denmark will score early and the odds will be fucked thereafter.

Skybet. I have a history of losing so maybe they're just waiting me to do to it again.

Oh and I forgot to say that I have successfully placed a 1700 SEK (about 200 eur) bet on a CL match today so when they said I've been limited perhaps they only meant on more obscure markets? I really don't get their mindset here. Limiting is such a fucked up practice.

Here's what the customer support said:
>Due to ordinary business practice, your account has been limited for our Sportsbook product. I would like to reinforce that restricting fixed odds betting accounts is ‘industry standard’, and you may come across this practice with other bookmakers. These decisions are largely taken due to internal cost control on what is effectively a risk based product and any bookmaker will naturally be cautious about this.

Why not just bet across different sites?

Betfair has good odds though. I'd like to have a complete selection of sites with good odds. And what's the fucking point if you just get limited on other sites as well.

Oh and they are one of the only sites with an exchange market and I wouldn't want to miss out on that, not that I really use it as of now.

poop eater

Alas, I am back. Smidlarge on packers to cover tomorrow. It is locked in

How much are you betting, sperglord?

Just cut it up and lose your money seven times over instead of just on the same site.

7 minutes to go.

Let's hope Sky don't cop out.

whats +EV?

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT'S NOT THERE

Wrong odds for the Bulgaria - Germany volleyball game. No way Germany +1.5 is 2.5.

Sion seems to be dominating based on stats, I believe a small bet is worth it

Robert Acquafresca have been GOAT for them this season I think. His first game he scored like 6 goals.

This morning: £2,000

6:40pm: £2,468


Did anyone take my advice for the Denmark Kazakhstan game?

There goes OP lmao
Cya son

That's why you never go full spastic or you'll be DOWN spastic

Keep an eye on this anons: uk.women.soccerway.com/international/europe/uefa-u17-championship-women/2018-lithuania/1st-qualifying-round/r39275/matches/

Tomorrow:
4pm - Portugal VS Georgia: 0 goals for Georgia, over 4 goals for Portugal

Next Monday:
12:00 - Spain VS Montenegro: as above

Next Thursday:
4pm - Spain - Azerbaijan: as above

juve will win with 3 and give me monies, dont say anything else reeeee

i played 2kr thankfully

are you saying i should play a -4.5 on portugal

I'm not sure what -4.5 means as I'm a brainlet, but Portugal will almost certainly win by more than 4 goals to nil.

>over 4 goals for Portugal
m8 nobody is gonna have that and if they do it'll be 1.1 max
>0 goals for Georgia
Surelmost certainly a bet if its above 1.4 but always remember these slags are tez so odds of a random blooter or pen are increased so its never gonna be a big stake unless they were to put it at evens or something and that would likely be a palpable error.
portugal handi probably wins up to -7ish but obviously wait for lines and team news before just blindly assuming you are gonna bet on it.
Not sure if nibbing but please learn asian handicaps

I have no idea what you appear to be attempting to communicate, but I will say that I bet £1,000 on Denmark Women Under 17s not to concede today and they came through at odds of 1/3.

asian handicap

better explanation on asian handicap betting:
help.smarkets.com/hc/en-gb/articles/115001324169-What-is-Asian-Handicap-betting-

are you guys half stake back (at a certain score) type asianHcap betters or Half the winning (at a certain score) type asianHcap betters?

Get in !

so bet on germany is what you are saying

Yeah, it's already over though. It was the +1.5 sets handicap and it's 2-2 already.

Positive expected value. It's where a bet would win money in the long term if you could bet on it over and over again.

It's not looking good atm m8. Just gotta hope Olympiacos capitulate in the second half.

>Buyern without Neuer

so much down

Soccer is the most predictable sport

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This general would be so much better if people actually shared tips and knowledge. The only people doing it are the Swedish guy and the UK guy with the female football. Everyone else is just chatting shit.

>the UK guy with the female football
Yeah I wouldn't listen to closely to him if I were you, he's only about 40% right with the shit he is saying

Barca won me in the end, but they didn't look too involved

I gave a couple of good tennis tips, luthiuanianon gave 3 or 4 good tips on the basketball, lots of people have been giving tips you whingy little fag

I am not saying that you have to share correct tips, just share some tips. We learn from mistakes, don't we ?

Won £60 tonight, 5/1 on united barca and psg. Feeling bretty gud

On last tennis tip

It's a hail mary, stuck a few hundred on it but I'm not sure if they're still doing odds

It was Alexander Zverev to win the Shenzen open and Dominic Thiem to win the Chendu Open double.
around 6-1 and i reckon it's going to come in

Here's some knowledge...bet in game and if a shit teams scores first then put a lot of money on both teams scoring

thanks lad

Not too bad a night. My Roma and Barcelona bets came through, but the PSG v Bayern game fell a goal short. With a goal after 2 minutes, I thought I was set, but unfortunately not

It depends on what areas of knowledge people have. I will hopefully contribute some snooker tips in the next few days, but recently there hasn't been any to bet on.

Forgot my picture.

bookies HATE him