YOU BRITBONG FUCKERS, I HAVE MONEY IN THE MARKET I'M NOT A NEET LIKE YOU WHO DOESN'T CARE IF THE WORLD BURNS

YOU BRITBONG FUCKERS, I HAVE MONEY IN THE MARKET I'M NOT A NEET LIKE YOU WHO DOESN'T CARE IF THE WORLD BURNS

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Implying it won't rebound
Also not knowing leave would win.

Should have gone heavily into gold like I did 2 weeks ago, stupid goy. I've actually made money.

Oh and I recommend investing in companies that sell urban control products like tear gas and riot shields. When the EU collapses the immigrants are gonna go nuts.

>bet on bremain
>lose
>whine
Should have gone into precious metals like chief kike Soros

>short term losses
>long term gains

the fucking economy dips when a CEO of a fortune 500 company gets a divorce

chill the fuck out faggot.

I went into gold and silver and am doing quite well at your expense, thank you.

I DIDN'T BET ON SHIT

>He didn't buy gold
Serves you right.

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get fucked sucker

If you didn't predict this volatility as a result of brexit you are mentally deficient.

I would say it's time to buy.

Why didn't you short the pound then?


You could had made money. Retard

I'd bet your CAPS button could be unstuck. Fucking retard.

This is exactly what I voted for.
You're welcome.

If you actually had money in the market you wouldn't care because you'd know that if you don't sell then you don't lose anything. Fuck off kiddo.

This. Holy shit. I'm all over UK grocery and energy stocks.

Buy today you dumb fuck

Everything is gonna tank.

BURN IT ALL!

>heavily investing in stocks that are majorly influenced by the opinion of the ignorant masses

i can't stop laughing, you deserve this and more you fucking schmuck

>yfw

Go Cook my burrito

Yeah these are the people that shouldn't be in the market except for vanilla mutual funds

>Sell all my Land Rover yesterday
>Buy it back the moment the market opens
>Just sold it again a few minutes ago
>mfw I bet it all on Brexit and it paid off in the thousands
Thanks britbongs.

serves you right, faggot

>he does long term trading with small earnings
>absolute pleb tier

>He didn't short GBP and buy gold
You're a retard and you should burn.

Gonna be a FANTASTIC time to buy come July 1st.

Gonna invest in some Liquor manufacturers in England while the getting is good, because they're going to shoot WAY up.

That's a gorgeous image now.

>If stocks go to zero you don't lose anything
uhhhhh

it's like you fags don't even read zero hedge

serves you right for contributing in the jewish conspiracy that is the stock market

>have money
>don't insure it

C U C K
U
C
K

>tfw you don't cuck your money into the stock market long term
>tfw get to invest on the cheap and make sweet rebound money every time this shit happens
Feels Goodman

TOP KEK

FTSE 100 CLOSES DOWN 3%, up on the week overall.

All other EU countries markets are down and fairing a lot worse than the UK

>I HAVE MONEY IN THE MARKET
lel you foolish goy, it's the market that has your money not the other way around

I shorted the DOW yesterday afternoon. I'm not complaining.

i am +0,29% today

Crashing this world with no survivors.

Based Brits.

how does that thing work?
Is it like in a betting shop? Like williams, w-win and other shit, place money and see if it goes up or down?

>it doesnt matter how good a company and his products are, only glorified gambling truly rules the economy
Sad!

>shorted the market yesterday
>up $30k
it sucks that the Russell wasn't as down as it was last night or I would have bought a tesla with these gains

George Soros pls leave our safe space

It's literally betting, and like all casinos the only ones that win are the jews

it's just a map that people use to evaluate the market. the bigger the player, the bigger the square, and the colors tell you what's up and what's down.

a scalper's dream is happening right now.

Understand why today is happening...

1. All of the "experts" were "sure" that it was going to be a win for "stay".

2. All of the establishment, most of the media, and most of the celebrities were pushing hard for "stay".

3. The stock market started pricing a stay win into their prices.

4. Now, "everyone" is surprised, and the market tanks as the "experts" realize that they have to scramble to cut their losses.

But remember... in real terms the market just went back to the May 27th value (before they started pricing in the stay win).

And, if you were paying attention, there was a signal at 2pm yesterday that it was going to be a tighter election than everyone figured.

START BUYING SHIT YOU STUPID CUNT.

THERE'S GOLD IN THOSE HILLS. MAKE MONEY OFF OF PANICKING IDIOTS.

Just invest your money in hookers.

As long as there's two people on this planet, one person is going to want to fuck another.

>Oy vey, think about the (((economy)))

yeah it's like a mix of sports betting and popularity contests

I agree. I'm waiting for the 2pm rattling, and then I'm going long the dow, JPM, and a few other choice brands.

How do the jews fit in that?

>that based feel when u get in on the Dow Jones volatility index right before crashes like this
Das it mane

>tell my need friends online (mental health chat room) how much I get from the government
>supposed to be happy but they're all jealous that I get more
>one woman even leaves the chat out of jealousy
>everyone starts ignoring me
>all because I make 1588 out of the government per month

>put a large bet on brexit at 9/1
>made a ton of money to get me through this period of financial turmoil

Jew

>I'm not a NEET who wants to see the world burn.

You will be soon enough.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.

>MFW PUT OPTIONS

Don't you just love profiting off of ignorant amateurs guys?

they take a cut of every action like a book keeper in betting

>Gold

Yeah so do I and this shit is litteraly nothing

It digusts me how my only frirends can turn on me.

What should I do now?

>not having gold

>I have money in the market
>I didnt expect volatility as a result of this
>I didnt take precautions
>fuck you britain this is your fault ! ! !
fuck off

>owning stocks at all time highs

you are an idiot and deserve to lose it all.

>Only Gold is green

>tfw pm cuckdeau sold all our gold too soon
FUCKING

IDIOT

memes.com

Jealousy is a sin, how can these people break god's law without any sense of shame? How they can shut me out on something that should be celebrated? I thought it was good news..

Not really true. There are some good names that are also up. For example, Lockheed Martin

It will rebound. Calm down - its literally not been 24 hours yet. Wait a week and see.

top 10 uk exports:

Machines, engines, pumps: US$63.9 billion (13.9% of total exports)
Gems, precious metals: $53 billion (11.5%)
Vehicles: $50.7 billion (11%)
Pharmaceuticals: $36 billion (7.8%)
Oil: $33.2 billion (7.2%)
Electronic equipment: $29 billion (6.3%)
Aircraft, spacecraft: $18.9 billion (4.1%)
Medical, technical equipment: $18.4 billion (4%)
Organic chemicals: $14 billion (3%)
Plastics: $11.8 billion

these are all important products, probably held back by EU regulations and now with the pound dropping the numbers are going to grow, are they fine to invest into?

Looks like you should get a real job instead of playing with monopoly money. Lol get fucked

Don't panic and wait, the market will recover in time, but not if idiots like you panic.

Brits will be the next greece.

Serves you right for speculating. If you actually did have money invested in the stock market you wouldn't give a fuck about this. Only faggots who speculate and day trade will get burned.

Markets will return to normal within a week.

Please respond, I have no friends. You are my only friends.

Except they would need to be in the EU for that to happen.

also
>not knowing what is a default is

how are you bro

yes invest while the pound drops

it's bound to go back up once exports increase

Guess we can safely say brexit leads the least of top 10 pranks that went too far

Jesus Sup Forums should be renamed to 'economically illiterate' and not 'politically incorrect'.

>cannot differentiate between short term and long term
>doesn't understand relative economic power

I'm okay I guess. Having a bad day though.

Yourself?

>keeping your money in the market when you knew the decision was coming

you're just pathetic at this point, you deserve to go broke tbqhwyf

you have to go back to /biz/

What software did you use to make that display OP?

yeah bad day here too but looking forward.
lot of happenings today:Have a nice day sir

That means you bet on status quo, learn2economy.

Literally nobody expected it. Farage actually conceded defeat at the beginning and most people I know voted thinking it would be a remain landslide.

>2016
>don't know Land Rover is owned by Tata

>HAHAHAHA BRITBONGS RELEVANT IN ANYTHING

>FUCK YOU BRITAIN BECAUSE OF YOU EVERYTHINGS GOING TO SHIT

your tears are delicious

First rule of investing: Never do it with your own money.

Check out the Europe stock markets
>IBEX 25 (Spanish) down 12.35%
>CAC 40 (French) down 8.04%
>FTSE MIB (Italian) down 12.5%
>FTSE ATHEX 20 (Greek) down 15.85%

WE'VE CRASHED THIS SUPERSTATE, WITH NO SURVIVORS.

Then you're a fuckwit that shouldn't be investing if speculative turbulence wipes you out.

Nothing has changed, it's just fuckers like you in a panic. Tell me when bluechips start tanking and commodities skyrocket. Until then it's just business as usual.

That's what you get for being a fucking kike.

lol

>not investing in gold like a chump
how new at this are you?