/cric/

is /cric/ kill?

>stokes arrested
>australian cricket summer officially begun

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>tfw click on a /cric/ thread by accident

happy birthday Daniel hay

cricket!

Is it really? I'll give Erewhon another listen

england squad for the ashes ANNOUNCED

Joe Root (capt), Alastair Cook, Mark Stoneman, Dawid Malan, Gary Ballance, James Vince, Ben Stokes, Jonny Bairstow (wk), Ben Foakes (wk), Moeen Ali, Chris Woakes, Stuart Broad, James Anderson, Jake Ball, Mason Crane, Craig Overton

>we don't want to bring anyone new in who hasn't played this summer

>selects Ball, Crane and WHOverton

>Ballance

overton is a good pick
Ball, ballance and vince is a joke

is the whole Stokes incident just a case of somebody not handling the bants?

>Cuckfield

CanNOT fathom why Hales wasn't selected

England confirm Ben Stokes has a ''minor fracture" in his right hand, but is expected to be fit to take a full part in the Ashes.

Breaking news: Bad boy of cricket Ben Stokes picked for England's Ashes tour.

The 26-year-old, who is set to marry the mother of his two children Clare Ratcliffe next month, was released but is still under investigation over the fracas.

Stokes is no stranger to trouble and has battled to repair his reputation in recent years. In 2011, he was cautioned after being arrested for obstructing police on a night out. In his autobiography, he recalled: 'Spending a night in the cell was the worst time of my life. No question. If you are going to get arrested, you may as well have done something to have warranted it.'

In 2013, he was sent home from an England Lions tour in Australia, along with teammate Matt Coles, for persistent late-night drinking.

England had to do without him at the 2014 World T20 after he punched a dressing-room locker in Barbados and broke his hand, and last year he appeared at Northallerton magistrates' court in North Yorkshire, having been convicted of speeding for a fourth time.

The player had a night out in Manchester and only returned to the England team hotel at about 3am after the first day's play in the Old Trafford Test against South Africa on August 4. Stokes was seen with friends in Crazy Pedro's, a well-known, late-night drinking haunt, but England personnel were informed that it was around midnight when he went back to the Lowry Hotel.

do you think stokes is just misunderstood and he is just angry due to his premature baldness?

i didnt realise how young he was he is only two years older than me it is completely normal to do what he has done desu

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>No Leach
>No Hildreth
>Crane
>Ballance
>Vince

What the actual fuck is wrong with our selectors?

who
who
who
kek no
who

whoever we pick we are going to get beat
atleast this ashes wont be on sky for a chance tho

>Leading wicket taker over the last two years in the County Championship
>Best player to have never played for England

>Average young spinner who averages 46 as a bowler
>Man who's had 3 chances for England and has failed all 3 times
>Man who averages fuck all in First Class cricket, also an England failure

im not going to pretend i watch country cricket desu lad i have not got time for that

stokes will get stripped of the vice captaincy
you cant go out until 3am after the first day of a test match against south africa

>In his autobiography
why the fuck has he written an autobiography

crane was very good in sydney grade cricket last summer, which we all know is a cut above that county nonsense

Who's broadcasting it then?

is /afl/ welcome here?

based bt sport lad kp no grey haired oaps guy off radio1 who is actually alright

Does the handsome man in the OP image also go to centrelink?

would this be the likely team then?

Stoneman
Cook
Ballance
Root
Malan
Stokes
Bairstow (+)
Ali
Woakes
Broad
Anderson

no fear if so, >we would have to choke pretty badly to lose

>tfw parents make too much money to get centrelink

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Is crigget the 2nd most popular sport behind soccer in England?

boxing is probably more popular desu

Rugby, Tennis and Formula 1 are also up there.

What about MMA? Is Michael Bisping a household name?

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It's something like.

Football
>Power Gap
Rugby, Cricket, Tennis, F1
>Power Gap
Rugby league, athletics, golf, cycling
>Power Gap
Anything else

mma yeh not me personally i find mma popular with people who dont even like sports they just like mma
id say cricket was more popular than tennis and mma desu

youtube.com/watch?v=QjGd60GS4_A

watching cricket today for the first time since we lost to the pakis in the whatever that was

for the youth allowance?
you're no longer classed as a dependent once you're 22

yeah mate absolutely everyone had an assault occasioning bodily harm against their name and has sent a bloke to the hospital

>Cuckfield
>no Lyth

who's this bloke then

>Ian Botham's time with Queensland ended under a cloud when he was arrested by Perth police after an incident on a domestic flight, where a passenger objected to some language being used by Botham and his state team-mates. Botham took the man's head, turned it to the front and told him it had "**** all to do with you". At the station, the officer asked Botham to sign a bat before charging him. In the end, Botham was bailed by Dennis Lillee, who turned up with a six-pack and his 12-year-old son (who told his father he "wanted to be able to tell his mates he'd seen Botham behind bars").

>ballance
fuck sake

Darts is up there lad

why the FUCK is the JLT Cup not on the telly, it's an ABSOLUTE joke

>Alcohol.Think Again Western Warriors
>myFootDr Queensland Bulls

KFC home delivery lol

>wearing a baggy green
disgusting

>Hussey using a Grey Nics

tipping WI in this one

Oh yeah, darts and snooker I guess are in the third tier.

hope bbc gayle turns up today

just fuck my shit up

>myFootDr

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Shan't be paying for another premium sports service just to watch England get destroyed every test during the early hours of the morning tbqh.

he's /ourguy/

must have gone to town if he got injured and the bloke got hospitalised for injuries

2 years

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look at how quickly his hairline has changed

youtube.com/watch?v=FN-vy6EjlRc
>le tough guy

why always me

>Vice sports

they're noticing our sport

proper job

Stoke's tattoos
>son's name
>daughter's name
>lyrics from a Drake song

absolue belter

>Piss Gaylel

fayle

absolute laugh

may neighbours respect you
trouble neglect you
angels protect you
heaven accept you

googling for this also revealed that drake has a lil wayne tattoo on his arm

>rappers

>lyrics from a Drake song
I didn't belive you but it's true

"May people protect you
Troubles neglect you
Angels protect you
Heavens accept you"

Doesn't sound like a Drake song though

KEK

the ABSOLUTE state of this """hard egg"""

started falling out in the last innings of the t20 final

genius.com/Drake-shot-for-me-lyrics
outro

it's an old saying apparently, but he says he took it from a Drake song in

thats clarke m8

nah had my eye on it for a while

ouch

Clarke's on strike, he just hit a 6

Clarke used a Slazenger too

who the fuck is Jake Carder

the literal state of South Australia in losing to fucking CAXI

Marlon is shit

t. shane warne

marlon out lbw lads #bookit

EASY

It's Hope's fault for wasting that review.

More like Chris Woackets

This new cricinfo site is fucking terrible.

Literally needs to be fullscreen to see what you're interested in. I thought we all decided that giant top bars that don't fuck off when you scroll down were a bad idea like 10 years ago when we stopped using frames.

I fucking hate how hard it is to find games that are being played too

there can be u19 or tour games going on and you would have no fucking clue since they're rarely in the top bar and there's often no league you can filter by

>Liam Plunkett is our best ODI bowler

what's he plotting

gripping game

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