Ethiopia AMA

Ethiobro here. AMA? Pic is proof sorry for orientation.

post ethiopian memes.

what is your average day like? what do you do?

That's no proof. Post timestamp with your passport

are you a nigger?

Man that shit looks like it was taken from some shitty camera in 1968.

I'm sure you're most likely a proxy too.

I would like your opinion on

>Rasta. and their worship of Halle Celetse

>Bantus and blacks. Do you consider yourself black? Ties in with American blacks considering Ethiopia a part of black Africa

Are Ethiopians black?

you ever thought about going to Somalia and becoming a pirate?

how could you let the roma niggers annex you back in the day like HOW

How the situation with cholera in the capital?

Are you Starvin' Marvin?

When was the last time you ate?

Post rare african memes.

>makes a AMA bread
>doesn't answer question's
what :^)

Are you from the Muslim half or the Christian half? Do you secretly wish you could conquer the rest of the Somalis and Eritreans and then get rid of them? Do you guys hate communism for fucking up your country or are there still active communists hanging around

So this where our old as fuck phones go when we "recycle" them

How do actual Ethios feel about Somalis?

Who is your favorite emperor and why is it Menelik II?

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The nigger's internet probably went out. That's enough proof for me.

He passed out from hunger. Cut him some slack.

>Q: How do you kill 50 flys instantly?
>A: Hit a Ethiopian in the face with a shovel.

The last major famine in Ethiopia was three decades ago IIRC. If it weren't for natural disasters they'd probably be self sufficient in food.

Its oc you wont find it anywhere else wendem
Whats an example of a dank ethiopian meme?
Yes im black. Also we wuz kangz
At school and I play basketball. Also girls.
How do I prove myself wendem
Dunno mang we had spears and shit what were we supposed to do
Nope most people here have big bbellies actually
Bout to eat now
What dat mean mane?
On mobile
The same way whites on Sup Forums feel about blacks
Menelik dope af mane
Kek

No, electricity stop at 20.

are there even?

rotate dat shit

What does the average ethiopian think about Europe? Do you also want to come here as ""refugees""??

Do you love your country and want to improve it and live there or do you someday hope to go to a Western, white nation

Somalia will fucc u

gib ogaden

>talking like an african-american

epic broxy

cool street mayne

What is Ethiopian food like?

I love that joke

Neither just believe in god but I like muslims better in ethiopia they are really nice plus the muslim girls got phat booties. Somalia is a lost cause and everyone here is butthurt by derg
The gov doesn't like rastas and the people that live in the city where most rastas live (shashemene) dont like them cuz they dont work and they sell drugs and teach the locals to sell. Also they have brought crime.
Ethiopians love every country but their own. I personaly like it here. I've lived in america and england Yes indeedy no ones gonna fix this shithole but us. no one else gives a shit about ethiopia but us.

An acquired taste. We eat injera with different sauces such as shiro or siga (siga means meat). We also eat pasta cuz italy cucked us

Are you guys chill with your Eritrean cousins

I had it once and it was literally shit on a plate

how the fuck can they eat that stuff

Italy makes some baller food though, get some arancini.

with a fork

are you jewish? do you know any jewish people?

Do you like white women or black women more? What do you think about all the blacks in the US that complain about their lives and freeload all the time while being lazy? Do you think western white liberals are condescending and racist? Do they offend you how they treat minorities as children?

actually back when I had it, my mum said that I had to eat it with my hands because that's how they ate it. [spoiler] and then I screamed reeee and demanded tendies [/spoiler]

Hey Ethiopian dude, do you eat your food with your hands or do you use utensils?

How did you find Sup Forums?

why do you hate to be civilized and not use forks,and spoons

>lived in America and England
>goes back to fucking Ethiopia

I'm not sure what I should believe here

Do you think all people are equal or do you think evolutionarily speaking some races are superior to others (even if there are outliers and exceptions the general consensus)

Were cool
You gotta fold the injera and rub the sauce with it .kind scoop it
Yea I like the italian food I've tried in america
No and yes but they are in america Black but there are some hot white girls. And the blacks need help they are in a self destructive state but I think they will turn around eventually. What are liberals? Depends what I eat mostly hands. After you get used to using your hands its nothing different really When I went to america Its like using your hands in america. You can but your comfortable with utensils. Same here but opposite
Yea people here are like WHY WOULD YOU COME HERE!!!Hard question I think we are all different and excel in different fields. Soooo yes?

Are you Ethiopian Orthodox?

post some pictures please