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naked brits edition

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lana rhoades?
more like tiny brain dumb dumb

aus

hope alan is not thailad x

fuck drumpf and fuck wh*te people

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>victorians

>tfw too smart to fly

>fake lips
disgusting

need a new word to say before thanking cashiers, reckon I use "perfect" more than one ought
might give "magic" a bash

is she a pron star

>it costs £110 to go from liverpool to portsmouth
wtf
why is this legal?

She must be loaded after all those Blacked scenes.

still so flawed even with all that makeup
3d women truly are disgusting

i just say nice one and walk out

me on the floor

anime

how do planes fly?

how can something so big go up?

I just dont get it

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why do people hate her? I binged photos and in all them she's taking white dick?

>Not glorious
Wish I had a British accent just so I can use this one tbqh. Not that I don't use it anyway.

there's no need for anything before thanks/cheers

nationalise the railways

Magic post

chocolate and peanutbutter chocolate and peanutbutter chocolate and peanutbutter chocolate and peanutbutter chocolate and peanutbutter chocolate and peanutbutter chocolate and peanutbutter chocolate and peanutbutter chocolate and peanutbutter

cos you're using a train

get the coach

rail fares are stupid in this country
more often than not it's cheaper to fly from Scotland to London, and the coach is pennies in comparison to the train

>lana rhoades?
>more like tiny brain dumb dumb

>Anytime return train from Isle of Wight, to Buxton, Derbyshire, is £501

state
of
this
country

>hi, can I help?
>hiya, just these, thanks
>*beeps*
>that's £-.--, please
>there we go
>alright, thank you
>nice one and walk out, thanks *walks out*

allow me to interject

>glorious
someone tell alan he has autism

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>trains were never late or expensive when they were nationalised
It's too late to do anything. We should just get rid of all trains

>white bread

waht if the planes get downvotes, do they crash instead O_o

sex is too shameful and dirty, going off it

mental that the biggest animal to ever exist is alive rn

yanks were a weird bunch
unironically knew yanks in school who ate this sort of stuff when I lived there

my anaconda x

no desire to be a respectable member of society

yeah, it is mental
how is your mum, anyway?

how come it's a different virgin

it would be extremely painful

theres nearly 600 different lurvoratorrry videos youtube.com/watch?v=3hAYEShCff8&index=118&list=PLtLiEmHZ0gy8spvHpLCrXlWnE4148Hq5P

hello dumb tory

privatise literally everything

bet you shia innit

drinking port

>not eating white bread

reckon i could take it

Can you buy coach tickets at the station?

Alright Brody?
I guess you remember the trains when you were born in 1999

mix it with wkd blue

*dabs*

Plane goes fast, moves its wings to create lift (the faster you go, the less you need), then continues going fast, except the direction is now upwards and with no traction of a road, then it keeps full power until it's at a safe altitude, then just flies fast enough to stay going at the same height

It's not bloody rocket science

syrah

This early in the day? user, tsk tsk

eclipse in a few hours lads

>moves its wings

no terror motive I guess

what's he so smug about

>Brody
still don't get this meme
>I guess you remember the trains when you were born in 1999
I was born in the early 90s
you must be that poster who makes dumb assumptions about people

hello, 999? yes, there's YANKS in MY /brit/

Our railways are nationalised and it meant losing over half of the rail network we used to have and fares are still like €40 each way

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the state of British rail is grim as fuck as it is

can't imagine just how much more terrible it would be under state ownership

on a constant fart streak right now

will NOT be funny when i have to go in an hour

rocket science is actually pretty simple
normrods don't know that though
t. played KSP

GreySkies1977, antwerp, United Kingdom, 7 months ago

Before Christmas I looked at travelling to see family in Preston from our home in Southampton. Cost of two return tickets was £847. We have flown to Australia for cheaper. Needless to say, we drove instead.

bought 3-ply bog paper lads and it's very nice on the bum

think he's just contented to be drunk

Why do people get so upset that a woman was a pornstar? It's just a job

don't see why not but they'll usually be far cheaper online

actually it turns out okay
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binged fargo season 3
was good until the last episode
thanks

simplifying it m8

if he doesn't know how something flies then he's likely not gonna know what flaps are

which lads will i be seeing at SW4 this weekend then?

but bankers bonuses reeeee ur annoying me ))))))))));< yes i was born after railways were privatised so i dont actually have the slightest clue what im talking about but you just KNOW nationalised is better ;;;((99999

Hmmm what if I buy them in advance at the station

>£425.50 for a return from Southampton to Preston
Even if they paid for first class advance tickets, I really doubt they paid that much

you won't be able to use discount codes if you find them online

gf once bought two ply toilet roll and I had a massive fit over it

made her literally go back to the shop, return the two ply, then buy 3 ply

never again

eating rockmelon

savour every character

Ah yes, peaceful protesters

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Trump is going to sacrifice the entire American population in order to become one with the Godhead

t. Traincuck

business idea: don't be a runt who needs trains more than twice a year and you won't care about the costs so much

look at the state of this

British rail technology in 2012

joke shop

couldn't imagine having a gf who doesn't buy 3-ply

I literally went from London to Manchester for 1 fucking pound on a bus, free decent wifi (yt was watchable) all the way, got there in 5 hours

Dunno why retards forget they exist

when i was in barcelona i said to myself i said it would be really easy to drive a truck down here

Just thought of a new gimmick

If they bought an anytime return on the day it's expensive

listen here you obnoxious strawmanning twat
when people say "the railways should be renationalised" they don't mean that we should return to british rail's inefficiency and rubbishness
they mean that they want a good new system that works in the interests of the average joe

so long as the people in charge learn from the mistakes of the past and there's enough funding, a renationalised railway system in the uk would be great

let's fight hate with hate

whats wrong with it

dangerous and down right stupid

'd