Roast Me

Roast Me: Country Edition

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Whats wrong with texas.

You're off by five digits for a trips, and on the weighing scale

Kek

Nothing wrong with Texas, mate.

K waaa mas fome qlo !!!

texas isnt a country dipshit

But I love Texas!

Best soccer team on Earth. Not even trolling. Will beat Argies easily.

Why are all countries that are named after food so shitty? Is it like freakanomics where, all things being equal, little Deshaun is 10x more likely to end up in prison than little Brian?

The Cowboys

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i got no grips with you i can understand your spanish. it the other latino fags i got issues with

Right here. Hit me with preferably an original roast. Memes welcome though.

Dallas fag here, you know what they say?

Everything's bigger in Texas

Typicl Chilean

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Try me, it's impossible.

Texas has always been it's own country.

I wish the wildfire roasted you instead.

Another system of fine on top of traffic fines.

Weon que wea estay haciendo
Anda a acostarte Wn
Anday puro dando jugo

You could roast yourself, but the gas prices are going to be way too high for that.

Your only flaw is to speak like this:
La wea fome quliao weabai

Nice.

Quebec is a soviergn state

>La weĆ” fome wn qlo kasjkajskasjkajs

Fixed.

i'd hit it all the way back over the wall

Chucha weon

ok

Fuck off texas

And she'll be backing that ass up once she gets documented

you fatfucks are so fucking lame