Roast Me

[Jonathan Adams]

Roast Me: Country Edition

[Nolan Cook]

Whats wrong with texas.

[Cameron Cruz]

You're off by five digits for a trips, and on the weighing scale

[Colton Ross]

Kek

[Ethan Carter]

Nothing wrong with Texas, mate.

[Parker Martin]

K waaa mas fome qlo !!!

[Jason Long]

texas isnt a country dipshit

[Jace Robinson]

But I love Texas!

[Jack Phillips]

Best soccer team on Earth. Not even trolling. Will beat Argies easily.

[Matthew Peterson]

Why are all countries that are named after food so shitty? Is it like freakanomics where, all things being equal, little Deshaun is 10x more likely to end up in prison than little Brian?