Soy Control to Major Soy

Soy Control to Major Soy
Soy Control to Major Soy
Take your soy pills and put your soymet on
Soy Control to Major Soy (ten, nine, eight, seven, six)
Commencing Soydown, soy on (five, four, three)
Check soy and may soys love be with you (two, one, liftoff)

This is soy Control to Major soy
You've really made the soy
And the soys want to know whose soys you wear
Now it's time to leave the soy if you dare
This is Major soy to soy Control
I'm stepping through the soy
And I'm floating in a most soy way
And the soy look very different today
For here
Am I sitting in a soy can
Far above the soy
Planet soy is soy
And there's nothing I can soy

Though I'm past one hundred thousand soy
I'm feeling very soy
And I think my soy knows which soy to go
Tell my soy I love her very much she soy
soy Control to Major soy
Your soy dead, there's something wrong
Can you hear me, Major soy?
Can you hear me, Major soy?
Can you hear me, Major soy?
Can you soy am I soy 'round my soy can
Far above the soy
Planet soy is soy
And there's nothing I can soy

This is why no one will date you

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Hello, reddit.

imagine having autism

Good bread

i actually laughed and i can't stand this meme

eric andre is the epitome of "LOOK HOW RANDOM I AM! ARE YOU FEELING UNCOMFORTABLE YET?"

why would you laugh at this

this, i hate that guy
literally what 30+ year old parents watch after putting the kids to bed cause theyre 'so bad lol'

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loosen up nerds

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i have plenty of fun but eric andre is a massive faggot that only basic retards watch

i'm in a good mood i guess

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his shtick got old dude. he needs to do something different.

Ziggy prepped the bull, jamming good with Soy all Gayly,
And the hiphop from Mars. He loved kanye west
But made it too far
Became the special cuck, then they suck Ziggy's dick
Now Ziggy got plowed by niggers, screwed up eyes and screwed down dildo
Like some nig from the jungle, he could lick 'em by smiling
He could leave 'em to hang
'Came on so loaded man, try hung the snow white man.
So where were the mf doom, while the fly tried to break our balls
With just the beer soy to guide us,
So we bitched about fantano and should we crush his sweet hands?
Ziggy chugged the soy, spending whole nights watching hulu
The kid was just crass, he bent over his ass
With tyrone given ass
He took it all too far but boy could he loved kanye

how do i upgrade from basic retard to advanced retard? can you give me some tips on being a retard? you seem to have more experience than me

youll learn in time
faggot

Wow. See you can tell that this person is funny. They really have humor down.

>I don't like it because it became popular and everyone else on Sup Forums started hating it
You fags are the ultimate cancer.

ive never liked it
stay angry

this is awful yet funny

>being this much of a blatant underage fag
Try actually using a thing called grammar.

>being this much of an angry mediocre retard that never went anywhere
new episodes at midnight on adult swim, i bet its the highlight of your week

Humor