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Why no eclipse here??? I'm waiting
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The total solar eclipse may be connected to biblical prophecy and the blood moon tetrad that occurred 2 years ago. There are two particular passages that could be in reference to it, and both are referring to signs that will appear before the lord returns at the end of days:
>Acts 2:20
>The sun will be turned to darkness and the moon to blood before the coming of the great and glorious day of the Lord.
>This is almost the exact same wording as Joel 2:31, which is the prophecy Peter is referencing
>Revelation 6:12
>I watched as he opened the sixth seal. There was a great earthquake. The sun turned black like sackcloth made of goat hair, the whole moon turned blood red.
Now, pic related shows the dates of the blood moons that occurred during 2014 and 2015. They all fell on Jewish holy days. There was also a solar eclipse between them, which could fulfill the "sun will be turned to darkness" part of the passages. However, I get the feeling that the eclipse tomorrow will also be spiritually significant. It is the first solar eclipse since 1918 to cross the entire mainland of the United States and the first since 1776 (a very important year for the country as you might know) that it will ONLY cross the U.S. The mention of there being an earthquake after the Lamb of God opens the sixth seal in the verse from Revelation 6:12 is also interesting because other anons have noted that the eclipse will have its longest duration near the New Madrid fault line
>morning crossword was eclipse themed
guys it's getting darker and darker outside, I'm scared
I couldn't find the glasses, all sold out where I am.
you could always do this
or you could always go blind
I've got a great view.
Thanks asshole, now I'm blind
too much work
looks like your camera is dying
AAAAAAHHHHH
It was suppose to start 1:16 where I am, my next class starts at 1:30 and still no signs of eclipse.
TOTALITY
eclipse confirmed for fake news
FUCKING BOXHEADS
*shoots the dane*
Ah, peace and quiet
It was fucking beautiful. My god
doesnt start for another 10 minutes here and lasts like 3 hours
you barely see anything at the start
>tfw eclipse is making things colder
It starts then, but won't have full coverage until around 2:44
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it's spooky dark in Seattle
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nigger
>tfw the darkness doesn't go away
makes you feel small, doesn't it?
*steals all your stuff while everything is dark*
Like your dick
how was earth blessed with a perfect moon in perfect orbit with a perfect size enough to blot out our star?
really makes you think about aliens
No it made me put on another shirt
If only we could always be in this darkness
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.tv/nasa
>denmark doesn't get to see even a 1% eclipse
You really should take a physics/astronomy class
>78571566
watched 99% eclipse
fake and gay
you should too, dummy
please learn to love learning
I did
Got an A
in middle school? nice
>do we h-h-have to worry about that?
That seriously made me scared.. the way he said it
In college
I am a powerful God.
uh guys, i accidentally just looked at a picture of the eclipse without any protection. am i blind now?
okay, guy, explain to me how the moon is so perfect that it wasn't aliums that moved it into a perfect orbit?
he knows whats coming
SOMETHING'S TAKING BITES OUT OF THE SUN IT'S THE END TIMES THEY'RE UPON US
you'll be rolling on the ground in pain right now
Because ayy lmaos aren't real
i just went outside to water my garden with the eclipse happening, did i get skin cancer??
If it was perfect size there would be a much larger portion that would get a total solar eclipse
Did you do it while wearing protective gear?
what if i show the eclipse my butthole... something's going to happen?
ok, dummies, you see how mars doesn't have perfect solar eclipses?
i hope this makes you believe in aliens now and how they changed the earth billions of years ago
Fuck yeah, I love science. This eclipse is so epic, I wish Neil Degrasse Tyson was narrating it.
>only americans are posting
is c-c-canada, ok? yo canada? did you use protection?... canada?
an eclipse of the sun is a sign of judgement on the nations
youll doom us all
they're not going to see much
Cease your cynicism.
SCIENCE
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Welder's lenses of shade 12 or darker work well too. You can also get that or better by layering, like using a shade 5 set of glasses with a shade 10 helmet lens, that's what I'm using.
>clapping for the eclipse
i love this meme
>tfw the Moon BLACKS Earth
>yo judge i got an eclipse right here
>*shows smelly shitty asshole*
it's not perfect, bud.
what makes you think it is?
Who here /partial eclipse/?
>LOOK AT THE RAY STRUCTURE
>THERES VENUS
it blots out 99.99% of the sun
perfection in our world
me
Did you guys see the alien base on the moon?
i looked at the sun for a moment and didn't see any eclipse despite the darkness
my eyes feel tired but i think they were just trying to adapt to the weird darkness
>can literally see the solar flares on the sun
so beautiful buds we are truly blessed
not true
this year we have complete solar coverage for a couple minutes
last eclipse, we didn't have complete solar coverage
(because the orbit of the moon isn't perfect, but actually an fat ellipse)
THE CORONA
only for like a fraction of a percent of the planet
meanwhile Mars has tiny as fuck moons and Earth has a perfectly sized moon to block out the sun
so?
Is the eclipse coming to naw jasey and when?
I looked at the partial eclipse without glasses for a second, am I fucked?
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ya
well fuck, the eclipse should be starting for me right now but there's a strong thunderstorm going on. guess god hates me
perfection beyond the development of the human species
aliens moved the moon
Should I go watch The Circle? It has awful reviews but /mygirl/ Emma is in it
STUPID FLYOVERS GET ALL THE FUN
it should be spooky dark
take pics for us
the only aliens that exist are the one that come over the border and leech off our wellfare programs
all 48 get partial though, some
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We never get anything, we deserve this
more like stupid flyovers get eaten by lizard people
I'm at the beach there are no muslims here. I'm fine.
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>flyovers get blindness
wooow