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1st for cool horse smoking cigar, wearing glasses and jacket

>tfw no slutty romanian gf to...

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>Where is the money, where?
We are buying new jets remember?So how about we make a referendum for modernizing and improving intensive care?No?Yeah i guess health care doesn't speak so well with the ATAKA and BSP crowds.
>read the news
>the president still talks about getting jets
This is what happens when you elect a military retard.He will keep shifting the public eye to those stupid jets when there are more important things.

Seeking attention, eh xpozed?

Tyк cъм зa дa ям кeбaпчeтa и зa дa пpъcнa бoйпyцитo нa Bлaд и изядoх вcичкитe кeбaпчeтa.

>cum on her asshole after I fucked her from behind

>pulling the parking break on neutral
>not setting on 1st with no parking break
they just never learn

Are they at least good jets?

>This is what happens when you elect a military retard.

I agree. Old loyalties die hard. We had a mayor in my city who was also a lecturer at the Medical university. How the fuck can you be a mayor and a full-time lecturer, not to mention a fucking surgeon at the same time?!

Anyways, he gave shit-all for municipal projects and concentrated on his own university. During his reign as mayor the only worthwhile thing that happened in the city was that a new pharmaceutical wing was built for the Medical university.

Are you from Sarajevo?

>driving manual in 2017

nah, i was just aiming for your (You)
thanks m8

Fun fact: we didnt even get the jets

Now that you pointed it out i am triggered

I'm literally being bullied by a faggot.

There is only one think better tham big titties...and it is even bigger titties.

i actually can't drive because i'm a autistic old man
it's just my OCD kicking in
also
>driving automatic
i rather never drive at all

Anytime. What's for dinner?

I don't fucking care about jets.Unless they can send one to pick me up and fly me to the hospital i don't fucking care.

Should have sucked that cock man.

Did you suck cock in High school ?

>tfw don't want to drive because OCD makes you constantly freak out that you're gonna hit and kill someone

not being a normie sucks. normies automate their shitty driving so they're all used to each other's shitty driving, and the moment someone who follows the rules shows up, he fucks up everything and accidents happen.

h8 this shit

Wait, you never experimented while young? lul desu.
I sucked cock 2 times and it was not a biggie. Its kinda boring.

>not having a chauffeur
Oh silly, poorfags

it was boring because it wasn't a biggie probably

What the fuck man. Please tell me you're trolling. I'll admit I watch degenerate porn, but I've never done lewd things with a dude.

How are taking your gf/bf to the mall then?

gud post

also wtf multiplication captcha

To be fair automatic is nice and easy

yesterday's leftovers (sausages(not penises(SERIOUSLY IT'S JUST GRINDED MEAT SAUSAGES(NOT PENISES REEEEEEEEEEEE))))

you should at least give a guy a handjob to see what another cock feels like in your hand. you always play with your own titties but you were curious to play with other titties too right?

i fingered a friend of mine's asshole in 9th grade or something

>chauffeur
but i have, user - it's called MUH WIFE

she drives me there, buys me expensive clothes then we go to my place where she rape-peg me as compensation for the money i've spent
you know, the standard procedure

I've read research that finds literally no significant advantages of manual over automatic in urban driving. I'd get automatic over stick any day. One less thing to think about, just focus on the road.

It happened but i don't consider gay or anything. Im attracted to girls and i have a gf.
It just happened you know...

Can you honestly sit their with a straight face and tell me you wouldn't let Channing Tatum nut in your insides ??

the virgin driver vs the chad road warrior...

What the fuck I don't have titties. I don't want to know what another cock feels like in my hand.

>Channing Tatum
Have some standards, dude

>this thread

Kinda this?
When we was 12-13 we were showing our hard cocks to eachothers and we were pocking our sides. I even slapped one or two cocks.
Kids...

same here, la
iktf

>wh*te boys
>cumming inside of me
ugh, disgusting

BBC, on the other hand.. in fantasies, yes, but IRL i doubt it.

Dwayne Johnson?

why do you never finish "lad" with a d
it's triggering my OCD

Whore...

How do you go from islamic odours to talking about getting fucked in the ass

fuck my autism and your OCD
just look how this thread escalated

>fantasies make you a whore

whatever you say

Why are you the only one who will not shut up about being Romans

I started talking about muh dream, then someone accused me of taking drugs, then I denied it, then they started bullying me for not even tasting dick.

what do you mean? weve always talked about fucking someones ass

is la
is la
m

slut

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i'd eat xpozeds ass desu

?
I don't understand

Get in line, fgt

look like your only way out of that situation is to actually taste a dick while you are high

>a final question
>how would you describe the taste of dick?
>I...I never tried it
>oh...thank you, we'll let you know
>yeah we aren't hiring this faggot

hey vlad, this is for you
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>he eat my asshole and we strate, dass it
>he owe me money so i suck his dick in da clawzet
boy you sure showed him

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>so you got a bunch'a menz locked up. all of'em's getting hard. all of'em hornin' all of'em got sexual desires, right? you won't let'em have a woman. somebody's gon' have to give us some booty, and it's just that simple. I LIKE BOOTY

I feel bad for the man who has to suck a hairy Bulgarian ass

islam is growing

>this is unironically how people fail polygraph tests

man being an experienceless virgin sucks

...

>i read your resume, but you didn't mention you tasted a dick, user
>b-but i'm not gay
>tell us why you think you are qualified for this position, then
>i...
>tanks, that would be a wrap, we'll call you (NEVER)

so you're saying Islam is cancer after all

white people are the cancer

and islam is the solution

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Sucking cock 2 times is not the same as taking it up the bum, faggot.

ITT: Dick-sucking, ass-licking, finger-sticking homos pretend their activities are straight.

Worse than FYROMian propaganda dess.

Fucking kekke tbfh

nothing wrong with being gay

i agree

homos and serbs need to die
convert to islam as it takes care of all of this

But for Islam homo stuff is even more taboo, therefore an even bigger temptation.

im not gay

cute punchline

>Worse than FYROMian propaganda dess
Let's not say things we don't meant

t. owner of prostate massager

Just because it looks like a girl doesn't meant it is a girl, hence the homosexual tendency

For yall wondering, cock feels as a hairless chiken drumstick but warm.
There is a bit of urine taste at the start but after the first stroke its ok.

>he doesn't own a prostate massager
what are you? gay and poor? LMFAO LAUGH AT THIS POOR FAGGOT

i pushed my tootbrush up my bum few days ago. didnt really feel anything when it was going in but felt pretty nice while i was getting it out

>an ACTUAL faggot bites the bait

ok, roleplying so far was fun, but i just throw up a bit

enjoy horrible diseases you ass-to-mouth piece of shit

>all of these homos coming out of the woodwork

good job lads, you managed to reveal them

how did you know what he said was true? homo

lol idiot that's why you put a condom on it and then remove to suck

OH SHIT

i just assumed because he gave a pretty detailed description that actually made sense

Your in the closet aren't you

i did it with the back side of the brush, dumbo and washed it afterwards. i don't consider myself homo btw and im not attracted to males

this thred

you were doing it wrong
you must hit your prostate and massage it

man you homos keep exposing yourselves through your practices

Im not a gay tho. I have a gf and all. I was at high school ffs.

perhaps it's because it was tiny, try a shampoo bottle or deodorant stick next time

any tips? i've tried with my fingers but i just dont feel anything

>I have a gf
(male)

it's okay lad, we are all homos here