Wake up

>wake up
>look in mirror
>see dis

wat do?

thank the lord that I can fuck any bitch I want and I'm rich.

Turn myself in. If I'm black there is a good chance I've broken some law.

hola guapo

Dunk

bang gangs n sheeeit

Score 81

rape a white woman and rob a convenient store

>convienient store

Found the immigrant lol

Fug Vanessa all day

train and shoot hoops

loot a shoe store

Get tested for STDs.

the fuck this nigga named after a jap city anyway his father a weeb or sumtin?

Try to sand the shitskin off my bones. Probably die in the attempt

bang bitches until my dick falls off

Lecture people on how I don't think they was educated

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>rape
Honestly it's more likely to go the other way around and a white woman is going to (drug) rape you and convince other people to throw you in her car/uber once you're passed out because she's "your DD". Next thing you know you're coming to next to some sober chick in a bed that's not yours and you can tell you've clearly been violated. Kicker is if you tell, nobody is going to believe you, or they'll tell you some nonsense like it's not rape since you're the one with a penis.
>t. College athlete

GO to the bank and withdraw my 400 mill

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>implying the bank would let you do that
>implying youre not going to get shot while you're walking out the door

why is Sup Forums still here?

spread my evil seed

>take a big shit
>wipe my ass with a american flag
>eat breakfast
>clean my face with a american flag
>go to the local museum
>scream WE WUZ KANGS in the Egyptian section.
>go to each american war section.
>kneel on a american flag and scream "FUCK WHITEY
>Go do some crack
>smoke crack out of an american flag while kneeling on flag
>get arrested
>be sure to resist arrest
>have a gun on me
>shoot at police
>get shot
>scream I'M A GOOD BOI I DIDNDU NUFFIN.
>FUCK COPS

go to KFC to eat breakfast

you invited them

They have a hard time staying contained

Wait...who took that photo?

Seriously, I feel stupid for ever believing those faggots that said Sup Forums was a containment thread. moot should never have brought it back and all those faggots would've fucked off to reddit eventually.

half of them are first election babby redditors

your kind isn't welcome here nigger

the same reason why canadians are still here
because we allow them

Sign one year deal with cavs

Lol

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it's not a city you fucking mong

>I have extraordinarily symmetric facial structure

put my glasses on and check again

Didn't know they had mirrors in prison cells

sure, keep believing that while we cuck you to shit lmao

why would i wake from a god dream? is it litty hours in the LD?

Ayy lmao

just chuck up shots and gets rings

>no stanley cup in over 20 years

Pull out my dick and see how big it is.

fawkin home run

Immediately go into the kitchen and complain to my parents that they don't give me the ball more.

Oh it's a steak. That's much better

Find anyone in the house more talented than me and tell them they need to move out.