>wake up
>look in mirror
>see dis
wat do?
>wake up
>look in mirror
>see dis
wat do?
thank the lord that I can fuck any bitch I want and I'm rich.
Turn myself in. If I'm black there is a good chance I've broken some law.
hola guapo
Dunk
bang gangs n sheeeit
Score 81
rape a white woman and rob a convenient store
>convienient store
Found the immigrant lol
Fug Vanessa all day
train and shoot hoops
loot a shoe store
Get tested for STDs.
the fuck this nigga named after a jap city anyway his father a weeb or sumtin?
Try to sand the shitskin off my bones. Probably die in the attempt
bang bitches until my dick falls off
Lecture people on how I don't think they was educated
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>rape
Honestly it's more likely to go the other way around and a white woman is going to (drug) rape you and convince other people to throw you in her car/uber once you're passed out because she's "your DD". Next thing you know you're coming to next to some sober chick in a bed that's not yours and you can tell you've clearly been violated. Kicker is if you tell, nobody is going to believe you, or they'll tell you some nonsense like it's not rape since you're the one with a penis.
>t. College athlete
GO to the bank and withdraw my 400 mill
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>implying the bank would let you do that
>implying youre not going to get shot while you're walking out the door
why is Sup Forums still here?
spread my evil seed
>take a big shit
>wipe my ass with a american flag
>eat breakfast
>clean my face with a american flag
>go to the local museum
>scream WE WUZ KANGS in the Egyptian section.
>go to each american war section.
>kneel on a american flag and scream "FUCK WHITEY
>Go do some crack
>smoke crack out of an american flag while kneeling on flag
>get arrested
>be sure to resist arrest
>have a gun on me
>shoot at police
>get shot
>scream I'M A GOOD BOI I DIDNDU NUFFIN.
>FUCK COPS
go to KFC to eat breakfast
you invited them
They have a hard time staying contained
Wait...who took that photo?
Seriously, I feel stupid for ever believing those faggots that said Sup Forums was a containment thread. moot should never have brought it back and all those faggots would've fucked off to reddit eventually.
half of them are first election babby redditors
your kind isn't welcome here nigger
the same reason why canadians are still here
because we allow them
Sign one year deal with cavs
Lol
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it's not a city you fucking mong
>I have extraordinarily symmetric facial structure
put my glasses on and check again
Didn't know they had mirrors in prison cells
sure, keep believing that while we cuck you to shit lmao
why would i wake from a god dream? is it litty hours in the LD?
Ayy lmao
just chuck up shots and gets rings
>no stanley cup in over 20 years
Pull out my dick and see how big it is.
fawkin home run
Immediately go into the kitchen and complain to my parents that they don't give me the ball more.
Oh it's a steak. That's much better
Find anyone in the house more talented than me and tell them they need to move out.