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Not a danish proxy edition

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first for /cum/

This thread is much better imo

Third for kill all white people

like this thread

Reminder that my whatsapp number is

+5215578301781

like if you wanna talk about the eclipse just hit me up

...

pls be real

>keep posting my phone number
>people think is fake

devilish indeed

bump

A thread created by an OP whom is not a proxy?

No need to lie

(Posting from phone so no flags)

>whom

Why did he do it, did he think the sun could hear him?

I used whom accurately in that sentence

why are you doing this?

i hope you don't really think that

idk i think is funny

not much you can do with that number

apart from talking to me of course

Why is this Kendrick lamar fellow so overrated? Jfc most of his tunes sucks dick

Whom?

How many of you have watched the eclipse today?

I did. I liked how it was a bit darker outside than normal

日本語を習っています

I did and went blind afterwards. I am not enjoying it so far.

didn't have any glasses just looked at the sun for a few seconds hahahahahaha

you'll be fine

apparently there was a partial one visible here, but not really where i live

Why did you clap at the sun?

literally this

i was where it was 100% and it was pretty cool

Did that too like 10-15 years ago when we had a total eclipse
Dad slapped me around silly because he bought eclipse glass but I was a bold kid and decided to go raw
Didn't suffer any consequence beside my crippling autism and lack of social awareness but I don't think the two are related haha

rate my gf

not/human

beautiful

I did.

Nice

i did a huuuge amount of japanese today

It was 94% where I lived. Very unimpressed.

she puts the no in kimono

>all my captchas are in Spanish

fuck off I'm white

What does that mean?

i learned something

Im bored add me on whatsapp

why haven't we moved /cum/ to a Whatsapp group yet?

It's Chinese botnet

Join my elite /cum/ discord server

discord.gg/GyQzXw

>roommate that just moved in is a senior that's majoring in piano
oh no

worked a 12 hour shift today
manager is probably gonna be mad about it since it will most likely lead to me working over 40 hours
my feet hurt

what happened to your flags?

some of us did

let's make love and not war

faget

Is it autistic if i desperately want to buy a steering wheel for my eurotruck simulator experience? my wife says that its going too far

steering wheels are comfy. go for it.

haven't slept in 28 hours 12 of which was spent at work. work again in 12 hours. don't want to sleep just want to savor my free time.

whats your job

was at 95% and not a cloud in the sky

>go to chemistry lecture
>go to chemistry lab literally 10 minutes later
>lab has absolutely nothing to do with the topic of the lecture

w*rehousing

hello first year undergrad!
how is college treating you?

I think ive just seen an angel

>go to starbucks
>waiting on my frap
>theres this qtpi cheerleader hanging out with her mom at one of the tables
>tall, slender and white
>CUTE face
>years out of my league, but her voice is pure sex

Why did I have to be born so ugly

not first year x

>ordering a frap

this is why black coffee chads like me fuck the cheerleaders

what should I have for a snack?

i got
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
M's
in my bank account

you sure had me fooled, acting like that

explain

>M's
Mexican Pesos?

Any students here? how do you afford the horrendous study costs?

debt slavery

I get paid big bucks by the university to take classes, because i'm not some brainless mongoloid
people who get student loans to go to college deserve the debt they put themselves into

scholarships

mongoloids are really smart

nothing wrong with taking out 5k loans a year

not the mongs i'm talking about

>tfw couldn't enjoy the eclipse because so many Chinese families wanted to use my glasses and the kids take too long but I am too beta to refuse

tuition costs 3k per annum in quebec

get a scholarship, some places pay you to go

>per annum

hello fatsos! hehehe

hello white boi

Just signed up for a hunting safety class

why do ivory tower socialists refer to failed (read: almost every) communist/socialist societies as "State capitalist"

are you even allowed to look at guns in Illinois?

>why do ivory tower socialists refer to failed (read: almost every) communist/socialist societies as "State capitalist"

How do I deal with being a manlet? It's eating me alive

grow up

how tall are you

The laws here really arnt as bad as they are cracked out to be.

>manlets

5'8

i don't envy you

sublime post

t. 5'7

please post your best gondolas

just go to /r/gondola, redditor

not worth the risk

you're taller than the average american woman

how many of you are spics or niggers

can't figure out why this script isn't working, and it's bothering me