So Britain has voted to leave the EU. Soon I will be trapped in my own country surrounded by the worst people in England....the English. The bigoted, racist, short sighted and selfish English. So I need a life plan, a way to escape this backwards country soon to be run by Rupert Murdoch and clamping me with tracking and monitoring technology. But I need ideas. Where do I go? Where can I go? Scotland seems like a good and simple choice. But whats going to happen 5 years from now?
Please help, dont leave me here trapped with people who look like a less attractive Wayne Rooney and say things like "Speek ingulish ya musslim twat!" (while shouting at a Sikh) and start every sentence about politics with "at the end of the day...." Maybe Canada? Canada are cool right?
Yes but then what? I need somewhere to go, and although I have come to hate this place. It'ls still my homeland.
Ian Butler
Move to Africa and increase the diversity they have there; it's only poor because its so monocultural
Grayson Rivera
I'd consider moving to South Africa maybe. I couldnt take the heat though.
Jason Kelly
This. Satisfy your lefty worldliness meme and move to Joburg. 80% of population is black and African so plenty of diversity. No more uptight racist Brits. Lots of aggressive bulls.
Landon Hill
This desu
Hunter Thomas
Too many whit people there, what are you? A racist bigot???
Austin White
>Maybe Canada? Canada are cool right? Nah, don't come to Canada mate, it's shit.
t. Gloucestershire
Brandon Walker
Go to Pakistan, you obviously love their vibrant, rich culture.
Jack Campbell
Gibraltar.
Camden Robinson
Fuck off to middle East, to vibrant, diverse culture, away from all those racists.
You can't go to Canada, Trudeau already told west immigrants to fuck off, and any other white majority country is by definition racist.
Xavier Flores
You could always move to the glorious continent of Africa
Caleb Myers
>Remain people acting like their future is ruined I thought we all hated people with a victim complex? You're not going to be trapped you fucking twat, stop whining
Brody Barnes
Go to the middle East, since people are racist for not letting them in I'm sure they're not racist there.
Jordan Bennett
If you want to be surrounded by the people in England who aren't English, move to Pakistan and let us know how that goes for you.
Jack Gutierrez
Start a patreon for a ticket to Somalia. I would donate. When it hits it's goal, GTFO.
Sebastian Green
Try Reddit
But above all gtfo of /pol
Luke Wood
>Soon I will be trapped in my own country it's just the fucking EU, it's not like they're setting up a quarantaine or something you crazy drama queen
Kevin Jackson
Move to the incredibly vibrant and spiritual center of Syria! You will never have to worry about modern technology holding you down and can live in diverse and multi cultural cities like Raqqa!
