Name a more pathetic sports city

Name a more pathetic sports city.

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OP's mom's vagina

Lol and using Kentucky for the frame.

But I know the Reds won the WS in the early 90s, so just going with Buffalo

Yep, Shitsinasty isn't real Ohio, it's a Kentucky embassy in Ohio complete with inbreds and double digit IQs

Cincinnati looks more like a town than a city

It's neither. It's just a collection of heroin-addicted sisterfuckers and nignogs fighting each other over """""chili""""" and which piece of wood they'd like to sleep under that night.
Lots of Midwest cities are shitholes (Detroit, St. Louis, Milwaukee, etc.) but at least they have remnants left of when the city was good 50-60 years ago. Cincy has nothing.

And I'm not some limpwristed coastal faggot who shits on the Midwest/south either. I love the Midwest. I appreciate comfy towns, rural life and cities that aren't millions of people. But Cincy is among the worst places in it

Fuck off idiot.

San Diego

t. Kentuckian mutant scum masquerading as a human

You forgot all the white trash/blaccboi couples
>White girl/Black guy couple, never a child present
>White girl with mixed baby, never a blaccboi within an area code
Was around Cincinnati/Newport for two fucking days last weekend and never saw this rule broken one time

Cincinnati is when leftist multicultural ism meets the backwoods. It's a terrible mix

Uh.......... Cleveland?

Imagine how much better America will be once we throw out all the disgusting illegals and their obese brown anchor babies

Buffalo.

>legit dynasty in the 70s

>Bungles and reds haven't won a playoff series/game since 1995
>Both current shit
vs.
>100-59 defending AL champs, 5 straight winning seasons
>3 straight NBA finals and 2016 champs
>worst franchise in pro sports

Me don't think so

>Have to be eligible for AARP to even vaguely remember it as a child

Their college teams keep the city relevant

>complete with inbreds and double digit IQs
Quintessential Ohio

Yeah we know Cincinnati sucks, I'm from there. But you come across as very butthurt OP.

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Chicago

>Cubs needed a century to win
>bears are so shit now they get owned by the packers on TNF not to mention 32 year super bowl drought
>bulls also so shit they couldnt even hold onto old man wade and have a 27 year championship drought and always got shitted on by Lebron
>blackcawks first round exits and going to be fucked by the cap for years to come
>even the fire suck and no one cares about MLS

Someone tell me how its not shitcago?

Atlanta

28-3

1 World Series from the Barves against the fucking Indians even with the greatest rotation of all time

>Hawks
lol

Lost both NHL Teams.

Atlanta
>one (1) sports championship among the big four
>28-3
I rest my case

don't shit on those Indians teams, you idiot, they were fucking loaded

hivemind

Im not, shame they didnt win one in there, but Atlantas only championship came over a Cleveland team, who up until last year held the title of worst sports city.

How has no one said San Diego? Because it's obviously San Diego.

>NFL team fucked off to a city that doesn't even know they're there
>Baseball team objectively the worst since 2000
>Major city has resorted to rooting for a fucking Group of 5 college team

But what about THE WALL...... ?
SD has a WALL between them and Tiajuana !
Media never mentions this.
#fakeboobs #fakeblondes

>It works. MAGA.

It has to be better than leaveland right? the reds used to be good

Any city that has had a team relocate from it. Cincinnati may be shit in sports but at least its not as pathetic as San Diego or >28-3

Cincinnati is definitely more pathetic than 28-3

No one can refute this.

Ever heard of Buffalo??

>Chimpcinnati OOK OOK EEK EEK ME DO ILLEGAL HIT AND GET SUSPENDED NOW

>burrs
That alone should be the most embarrassing.

>this much hate for a city
Youre either a 15 year old in cinci. Or an alcoholic in Cinci.
Either way, pull your shitty life together and leave.

The Reds have Pete Rose, Joe Morgan & Johnny Bench lore.

Where the fuck do you come from?

Toronto

why do so many cities in the US look exactly the same?

that look of the city could easily be mistaken with like 10 other US cities

wtf is on that plate?

Because all of them were built up within around 80 years of each other.

Because most major cities skylines were all built relatively speaking in a very small time of frame. That and the square grids they are built on because it's relatively open and new land versus cities in Europe constantly rebuilding around and over a thousand years of history I live in the nearest major city to Cincinnati and if it wasn't for a couple buildings I couldn't pick it out of a line up

wtf where did everyone live before? In a million rural huts?

Then just suddenly a load of skyscrapers

single sport cities
>Oklahomo City
>Portland
>Memphis
>St Louis
>Nashville
>Orlando

>Baseball teams in Florida.
>Football teams in California.

Also
>Seattle

You can thank black slave labor for that. We were construction workers and shit.

>fantastic sports teams who regularly win championships
>the shittiest team has one of the most beautiful stadiums, and the tickets are cheap
>midwest coziness and personality with all the benefits of large cities
>great tech economy without being suffocated by nerds
>easy access to both the midwest and the east coast
>fun gimmick foods that the whole city embraces
>steelers bars in every town you visit
>hundreds of bars to go and watch sports with down-to-earth people
>easily the best fight song ever youtube.com/watch?v=SFgiRAHCGRU
>everyone in the city watches sports
>your entire office will be wearing Steelers or Penguins gear when they have big games
>absurdly low cost-of-living

why aren't you living in Pittsburgh user?