Man who claimed to have escaped Auschwitz admits he lied for years

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well this is......interesting

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he would have achived more if he had just written a script and sent it to Steven Spielberg

This never happens almost every single year...

Why is it they ALL claim that they met Mengele?

...really makes you think

Germans better take in 100 million more refugees to make up for this guy.

Th "SIX MILLION" number was constatly used by the Jewish Press before WWI to say there many jews in danger.

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...and that fucking danger materialized.

I don't understand you dipshits.

The Gas Chamber are real.
The Skin Lamps.
The Sex Machines.
Six Millions.

Have you read Anne Frank Diary, by any chance?

What have I done to deserve this. I was just calming down from brexit.
kek is trying to kill me with laughter.

George "Rail Road" Martin survived the Holocaust?

>in my mind it was real

Why would he suddenly want to tell the truth?

it doesn't matter, in his mind it was real, you shitlord

>The Sex Machines.

Wat

Did they make the Jews sit on Sybians?

You forgot the cage where the eagle and bear tear apart helpless Jews
and the lady that escaped the gas chambers 6 times because Dr. Mengele needed her.
and the electrocution cages.
and the shrunken heads at Dacau from the Jews gassed there.
and how ALL children where gassed immediately at arrival...
but most survivors where children..

Robin Williams was lying about the holocaust?

The Holocaust, as it's taught to children now, is a massive exaggeration of what really went down. I'm not even a "Hitler did nothing wrong" retard or even a fascist for that matter but I hate how stupidly enshrined that narrative has become.

He got found out by an American historian. He wouldn't have recanted otherwise.

He's talking about the masturbation machines that they used to put the Jewboys on until they died from too much automated jerking off.

>true story

Accidental death when?

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He got caught.

Easy to get caught when you tattoo the prisoner number of an actual well-known survivor on your arm, and when your name isn't documented.

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Well the official number just dropped to 5,999,999, time to rewrite history books.

too much torah and rabbinical interpretation drives these guys nuts

>bear would tear him apart
>eagle would pick at his bones
Sounds like a metaphor for the US and the Soviets dividing Berlin.

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My personal favorite is the woman who claimed that her father was "gassed on the spot" for resisting Nazi guards.

That would have been hot as fuck, not going to lie.

>that fucking danger materialized
then how come the population of jews increased?

perhaps the rest of the liars will now step forth. have peace b4 you die you who have betrayed earth by swearing allegiance to the CIA ........... we lost wwii we need to wake up.

he only confessed because he got caught. maybe we need more people hunting down the truth

HUH
REALLY
MAKES
YOU
THINK
DOESN'T IT

One lier doesn't discredit the holocaust. You retards kys.

I actually know this dude, he taught my dad Italian for a few years, and gave talks at my high school. I wasn't really into the whole holocaust denial thing at the time, but I do recall the whole "I was an assistant to Dr. Mengele himself" thing really suspect. At the time I just figured he was old and deluded- his wife's a hoarder so he's probably not that well-off either. Of course, I thought he was an aide to some other doctor, I didn't suspect he was just totally full of shit.

So yeah, really fucking weird right now.

Fun Fact:
If you add up the latest official death tolls of every camp it only comes to about 2.1 million. (Including POWs)

Delete this thread immediately.

That's pretty good. My favorites are the stories about being on the train to Auschwitz, and each Jew prisoner is given 1 bowl. Invariably the teller of the sob story says that they all had to use the same bowl for shitting in and for eating ... Then eventually someone will question why the Jews didn't just divide the bowls into "shitting bowls" and "eating bowls", and share. Then comes the typical response: "It was the Holocaust -- Nothing made sense."

>one liar

What won't they make these into a movie? Or, at least, a manga cartoon.

Stop posting this book as proof of "lolzorz c??? der Juden lies xDDD Masturbating machines roflmao xDDD topkek 1488 1488 1488". That's how stupid you sound.
Research that book and you'll discover that it was actually written by an Christian Australian. Five seconds in Google.

Plot twist: Mr Hubert, a former Nazi himself, lived the rest of his years after the war pretending to be a Jew.

>yfw all the Jews on Earth are actually Nazis who exterminated literally every single Jew and then pretended to be them and use very obvious and transparent attempts at attacking Nazis so that everyone would hate Jews so much they become Nazis

Hitler's master plan

It is like women who walk around claiming they were raped. A delusional, narcissistic attention fantasy. A merit badge to show they matter or are important.

>it is unbelievable
>but it happened
lmao

lets face it, its blown out of proportion

>one liar

Sounds like shota snuff porn.

Red pill thread?

Actually goy, it wasn't real in my mind.

>The names of concentration camp victims and survivors are publicly available, and there is no record of (((Hirt))) at Auschwitz or elsewhere. (((Hirt))) admitted in his letter that he had tattooed the camp number of Auschwitz survivor (((Primo Levi))), the acclaimed author and chemist, on his left forearm – “in no way an attempt to take on his identity, but in an effort to incorporate his symbol as a way of remembering him”.

> ran out of gas

Don't you hate when that happens?

OMFG it's so obvious, why couldn't I see it until now?

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for his honesty he will be gassed slower

(((Australian))) you say

>pic related, all from storys of holocaust survivors

He'll be steadily gassed over the course of 50 years.

You guys do all know the holocaust didn't happen right? There was a clear motive to lie about it and the global influence and money to pull it off due to people like the Rothschilds. They gained their own nation through lies and deceit

t. German (social) engineering is best engineering

Lying about the holocaust, what a huge surprise

What a coincidence that that exact number materialized lol

I'm pretty sure the number serves some Kaballah numerological purpose

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someone needs to compile all these articles. Put them together and people will start scratching their heads at the 500k lured children, football games with fetuses, automatic masturbation killing machines and the giant electric chairs for multiple executions lel

OYYY VEYYY

THIS WAS NOT PLANNED

>theguardian.com/world/2016/jun/24/holocaust-survivor-lied-joseph-hirt-auschwitz
Brexit
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AH HAAA!!!!

Here we are... Jews

I have shared a few "Jew survivors made it up" stories on FagBook.

Jews always come out of the woodwork to say I'm a racist anti-Semite. When I say things like "I'm racist for telling the truth about something?" they immediately go into yelling obscenities at me, telling all of their friends to gang up on me, and then finally defriending me.

It's laughable when Jews see the truth and flip the fuck out over it.

Daily reminder that the Holocaust is a myth fabricated by Israel so that they can shield themselves from any criticism leveled towards them for the war crimes it commits on a daily basis! Muh holocaust, muh six million, muh antisemitism!

>This was the tattoo

more stories I have read somewhere
>load a train cart which has no walls full of jews
>there are a wall and a pit at the end of the track
>accelerate the train to top speed
>sudden break
>jews fly and hit the wall
>the pit is filled with corpses
German engineering at its finest

Also between the gassing sessions, SS soldiers had cycling competition where they cycled through the gas room. oh, those frisky Germans

>small bombs in the soup
T O P K E K

back when i was at school, the jews were still being pushed into ovens alive and made into lampshades

this newfangled gas chamber and masturbation machines malarkey will never take off

Why didn't the Nazi's just gas the inmates with Typhus?

Of course the holocaust is a lie, otherwise there wouldn't be so many of them shilling here on Sup Forums 24/7.

It was a pretty common theme on old /pol.

Influx of newbies and summerfags dilute the message.

redpill is eternal though

remember to not forget the steamed jews you fuckwit goyim

If we wanted to have a state religion based on Jewish fairy tales we could've kept Christianity

Hitler said it best

These holocaust survivors are getting younger every year mane

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Textbook description of the insurmountable difficulty of reasoning with sociopaths and/or women.

SIX BILLION JOOZ MIRITE

Christianity is true. The Jewish lies about Jesus in the Talmud are not

I am genuinely in love with Anne Frank. She was beautiful, witty, and graceful young woman who light was snuffed out far too early.

I frequently fantasize about being Peter van Pels hiding with her.

Oh god, just imagine deflowering that sweet girl on a lazy Amsterdam afternoon, lying and learn what each other's bodies were for.

Now imagine nine months later, she's got a massive bulging stomach from carrying your child inside of her and it seems like she’s gonna pop any moment now. Her popped belly button makes it look like she's got a giant third boob where her stomach once was. She waddles around and can barely move half of the time. She's developed an insatiable craving for your dick and you've likewise developed a taste for her pussy. You’re both cooped up in an attic all day have nothing better to do besides fuck like an unsustainable third world population. You lie down on your back, she strips off her almost comically too small clothes and kneels on top of you. She grabs a hold of your rock hard cock, inserts it deep inside of her, and begins to ride you like a stallion. You feel the pressure from her incredible weight and huge round belly bearing down on you but the indescribable pleasure of her tight pussy throbbing on you cock negates any discomfort. You sink into her beautiful soul, into that secret place where no one dares to go. After 30 minutes, you and her are both moaning with ever greater intensity, you know it won't be long now. Suddenly, you feel your cock shaking like a V-2 rocket and the orgasm reaches it's climax as your cum literally explodes like an 88mm AT round inside her Sherman tank, blowing the turret right off. You and her both join as one, souls screaming from the sheer ecstasy. As the elation wears off, she lies next to you. Too exhausted to do anything else, you hold her in your embrace. In that moment, there is no family squabbles, no Nazis, no war. Just you and her, watching the sky turn pink with the setting sun.

>implying any of it is true

The Bible has been rewritten hundreds of times.

The truth about Christ and his life has long since been lost to history.

All we've got now is shit that was written long after the fact.

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Girls love animals!

You should submit this story to American Girl Magazine.

She was deaf and blind

I always say that I believe every Holocaust tale -- "Even the ones which conflict with each other, or are impossible due to the laws of physics."

Jeff Magnum pls

You're thinking of Helen Skeltal.

I don't know what kind of redpill is this

NO WAY I NEVER WOULD HAVE GUESSED ANOTHER ONE LIED???!?!?!

Goddamnit not you, you sick silly bastard

Anne Frank wasn't American though

See

The first time this was posted I laughed but now I get halfway and I get bored:/

Read the extended version, you'll puke

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