>Sup Forums trolled me into not going to University because they said it was a Jewish scam even though university is quite affordable in Canada
>/r9k/ trolled me into thinking working is for cucks so now I have no money, no job experience, no skills and am also a virgin(which I believe is related to lack of social interaction from having no money for clothes or deoderant so I didn't go outside)
Just lie on your resume. Problem solved.
You studied marketing. And worked for FourTrucks.
>user may I please see your transcript?
>user please explain why you chose your school over others.
>user please outline your extra curricular activities during University
>user may I please see your paystubs from your previous job.
step 1 out of this is to stop posting on Sup Forums and do literally anything else
Sure, I'll see if I can find it.
>apply at another company
nice try leaf, you should wait a little longer before recycling your old baits. out of other ideas?
If lying is so easy then why dont more people do it? There's gotta be a catch.
>you are now aware that Sup Forums are the actual jews
also
>ANOTHER
I recognize Sup Forums is a complete waste of time but this is all I have left now. This is my past, my present, and my future.
I am positive that Sup Forums is maintained (not sure if if was created, they might have compromised it) by Jews.
They purposely try to trick vulnerable men into bad life choices to weaken them and make them powerless.
Wow. I've been browsing Sup Forums since I was 11 and even I knew when people were being dumb on this site. Sounds like you have some inner problems.
Depending on the studies the numbers range from a low 34% to a high 85% that lies on his resume.
monster.com
inc.com
Apparently 7% doesn't even care if you lie.
careerbuilder.com
>falling for the identity politics meme
I thought I was in good hands and getting advice from successful people...
I thought the people here cared about my wellbeing... I realize now that the Jews simply masqueraded as anons to fool me... it was successful.
Yeah but I mean just flatout lying about education and experience. Why does anyone even work in a factory if they can lie and be an officecuck?
>listening to a bunch of losers on the internet
You deserve whatever you get
Because they are like you.
>I thought I was in good hands
What made you think that? The constant insults and and hate-filled tirades?
I dont understand. There's got to be some sort of catch or else every single person would do this.
Is there any real downsides? Can I get blacklisted or something? I see shit like pic related and wonder...
Upside:
They can hire you.
Downside:
They can fire you.
But beyond that. Otherwise seems like it's just a situation where you lose nothing in the worst case.
Yup. That's the truth nobody tells you. In the Netherlands we have a saying: "the insolent own half the world". Because the people who follow the social rules get nothing done, while people who break them do.
Even when you have finished a study it can be hard to find a job where you will apply what you have studied. But a lot of employers just want someone with a certain mindset.
Take the final plunge and allow /b to troll you into becoming a trap, it's the path of least resistance
Have you heard the saying "misery loves company"?
People without jobs or education love to tell everyone how its bad. There are scammy things about universities but if its affordable you would be an idiot not to give it a try.
Makes sense senpai. Seems like hardwork is truly looked down in this society where everyone just tries to fuck eachother over for money. I will lie.
If you believe it's the truth then it becomes the truth.
as long as he doesn't take hormones it's nothing really wrong, like what's wrong with being gay or bi, at least for a while
if he takes hrt it can be dangerous though, sadly our medicine can't make men into women yet (i guess it will be possible in a couple of decades maybe)
I just love when they arrest fake medical doctors every now and then.
They've been usually practicing for like 15 years and when they interview their patients they're always like "I'm shocked he was a good doctor".
Honestly it depends what you are lying about.
If you claim to have graduated x university with an engineering degree they are gonna need some proof, if they dont want proof they will surely find out in the job that you are not an engineer.
As a teenager I helped my dad with his construction company, so I put down that I did construction for years. Of course I dont mention that I worked for my father so it looks more legit. Is it a flat out lie? No. But it gets the job done.
You can make up previous job experiences, but make sure to have your story straight, so when they ask what you did at that job you dont just have a brain fart and fuck it up.
I was just always worried they would call me out on my lies then blacklist me or something.
But I've heard of people who cheated their way through university then got a job as a developer and THEN simply cheated their way by using stackoverflow for everything.
It sounds like they won life, instead of being little slaves for the Jews who ruin society they're cucking the cuckers just a little bit.
I've said it before but if I were to do that I'd just take steroids.
Don't worry user. a lot of us are in the same boat.
>mfw believed in memes
>mfw dropped all my 2nd year classes.
>mfw 21 years old and taking 1st year classes
>mfw have to haul ass between working and uni 48 km apart
get a job tho u nigger. thats literally the first step to undoing the damage.
Thank you for the words of support brother. We can do this.
If you truly love something and have goals there is no reason to lie and put yourself into a bad situation. Yeah if you are just after cash at the end you get screwed out whether you lie or not.
As a starter you need some way to get a foot between the door.
Of course.
I will do extensive researching and consulting with the professionals of /biz/ to make everything perfect for my deceptions.
And you can always clean your resume up once you have some job experience.
Honestly life is a scam.
I keep reading about people who scam hundreds of thousands or millions with fake kickstarters or youtubers who drive $400k cars by making dumb meme videos. I must get in on this.
And what happens when your coworkers in the company you joined realize you have no clue wtf you are doing and tell the boss? Lying can work if you get into a job that doesnt require high education so its a good option. But pretending to be a doctor or something is a really really bad idea, especially because of how easy it is to get sued.
inb4 a /biz/nessman interviews you
You got fucked over by Sup Forums now you are going back to it for advice? You are truly thick arent you? Kind of ironic because I am on Sup Forums helping you.
Anyway i wouldnt go over to /biz/, I would leave the house and try to get a minimum skill job as fast as possible. If you have absolutely no life experience outside of Sup Forums I doubt /biz/ is gonna help you present yourself in a good manner. Just go out and try. Believe me you will fail from your lack of experience in life. Maybe make up some small work experience to get ahead, but dont do anything stupid to fuck it up.
You can still go to university, there is no age limit as far as I know
Imagine being so stupid that you take life advice from anonymous losers on Sup Forums.
Let's be honest here.
What percent of jobs HONESTLY cannot be learned on the job as you start?
Let's be honest. How many times have we heard from our friends or family members that their coworker(s) are "FUCKING RETARDS", and yet often these people make even more than them? It feels as though at least for entry level and mid tier jobs, you can easily blend in and learn your way. No one expects you as a seasoned expert on your first day.
Of course this is merely observation as im a filthy neet.
kek nobody wants to hire a 30 year old for the same position as a 22 year old
unless he goes to university for a masters or medical/dental school he's fucked
There is no reason to scam people. Making money in a honest fashion is just as easy.
You should read the book The Millionaire Fastlane by MJ DeMarco. It's one of my favorite books and helps when you want to get into an entrepreneurial mindset.
But in the meantime your only priority should be getting your life in order. And that might require some bullshitting.
I often post on /biz/. They will just tell him to suck dicks.
You are right, many jobs can be faked into, but not by someone who has never even been in a work environment. Just start small, get some experience(for yourself, not a resume) find out how things work and move up from there.
How can anyone tell your age though? I don't think it'd matter too much.
But lying is more effective. Why cuck for a measly $50k a year in a pleb tier entry cuckjob... when one could earn $50k a day? Working hard is a lie, the truth must be to WORK HARD at working SMART to scam morons and find flaws in the system. To be quite honest im sick of being a cuckold
If you somehow lie into making 50k a day as your first job I will be delighted to find out and crush my own hand with a hammer.
I meant $50k a day by being a crimelord. I keep reading about people like that Austrian steroid billionaire kingpin who got caught and im getting hungry.
Or maybe something more simple for starters
Real criminals truly just run a business.
>being influenced by Sup Forums
Literally the only way I can see this happening is if your parents are shit/not present