This is your average white male in 2016

This is your average white male in 2016

Notice anything?

yes.

your flag is a fucking leaf.

>Notice anything?

he's not committing any crimes except maybe pirating movies and tv shows?

>leaving your laptop on the bed

enjoy overheating your drive dumbfuck.

for one thing he doesn't look white
he must be canadian

Im so confused by this image, da fuq is he doing wrong? Stupid leafs.

The poor guy doesn't have a fleshlight

He doesn't have roaches in the bed with him yet?

>63%

He's comfy and not in danger of mudslime attack?

technologically addicted, laptop in reach, probably spends all his time on Sup Forums, has an existential crisis (WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO???) when Sup Forums is down for more than 10 minutes, overstimulated mind via the overconsumption of media (video games, movies, cartoons, anime), probably skinnyfat

>Notice anything?

leaf shill.

> That computer from the late 90's

>calling it as you've experienced it

He has the comfy guy blanket

That this isn't true?

RTC?
TI6?

There's no woman?

fucking lost.

My brother/roomate actually lives like this(worse even) and it gets me so fucking mad . Just pick up after yourself goddamnit
you live in squalor and it stresses me the fuck out

Sick of cleaning up after a grown ass man

>normie

kek, that's some solid dedication

someone photoshop Sup Forums on the screen, i was never able to do skewing right

Yes, that is me.

I'm not putting myself out there as a role model.

I am a failture.

But at least I'm not trying to pretend that there isn't anything wrong with spending 75 % of your free time in front of a screen.

I am a subhuman, like most of Sup Forums.

his room is nicer than mine

looks exactly like me
>I'm okay with this

am I the only one that never meet a 30 year old virgin until the 00's ?

Even my truly repulsive, nerd, no hygiene friends in the 80's and 90's had all had sex at least once...

Now I meet decent looking guys in thier 30's that tell me in the first five minutes that theya re virgins. WTF is up with that. been out of the US for 7 years and came back to crazyestrogenland.

he's fuckin' comfy as fuck.

that hes living hte lift of royalty

Holy shit this is me right at this very moment. It is uncanny. To be fair though, I am on a vacation that I worked to be able to enjoy, so I guess there is a difference.

Holy shit. A God-Damned leaf

wheres the annie may?

He's a fucking white male

>complains about men being virgins
then fuck them, cunt

>tfw a white man

I noticed a sage

1 : No female to fuck with his mental state and finances.
2 : Hobby items on desk, for maximum funs.
3 : Eating while in bed for the ultimate comfy.
4 : Laptop on bed for maximum comfy while endlessly shitposting.
5 : Asleep during the day, may indicate NEET status, the ultimate freedom.

He's homosexual.

this is me,

im 20 and don't know how to turn the ship, ill be like that when im fucking 60 if i don't get help

the neet bux is so easy to collect that it makes trying anything impossible

like the german lad said, im just a subhuman then i guess

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yeah, he's a massive autistic faggot because he's using a laptop and not a desktop computer like a true master racer

h-how do I stop the vidyajew Sup Forums

He's not praying to Allah?

>clearly eats more than i do
>lean af
Why god, YOU LEFT ME UNFINISHED

I think you might be a virgin. This thread isnt about virginity, yet you brought it up out of no-where. Keep slayin no pussy grand wizard!

He is living the dream.

Looks breddy comfy. He is missing a cat curled up at his feet.

>food in the bed
>messy room
>no headboard
>skinny beta, does not lift
>fell asleep watching chinese cartoons

DEGENERATE

Guess what he does it because you're a cunt.
Stop being a cunt and treat him like a human and maybe he'll start acting like one around you.
Until then, he waits until the day of the rope to fucking hang you for your crimes.

Having shit on your bed, fucking disgusting

LMAO
some canadians for real need to sort out their mental disorders

He looks cute. If I was a girl I'd want to snuggle with him in bed.

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You know it's been a few days since his last shower and those sheets are stinky.

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His nose remembers me of a jew, am I being paranoid?

Andy Salad?

10/10

Ha, I look exactly the same right now, but I'm black.

PERFECT

10/10

Nice.

What do your housemates/parents think of this?

add a maga hat.

He was like this before he moved in

lol at the
>kiss his ass even more

I'm just going to beat him up instead and kick his ass out

I'm not going to lie...That picture is me :(

Please save me from my degeneracy, what should I be doing now?

>78594333

cleaning

Exactly. Thanks, user.

put a shoe on your head and post pic

Ha! Thats not like me at all. Its missing all the empty beer cans laying around and dip cups.

is a ps4 controller screwdriver ok?

>Not using an Apple product

Leave that straight man alone

He has the same laptop as i do?

He's sleeping?

He's living the dream? (albeit messily)

>average white male
>table NOT from ikea
>mattress isn't on the floor
CAN'T FOOL ME CANADIAN JEW

Learning a marketable skill (programming)

bowl of jello needs to be refrigerated

his computer is gonna overheat too

That carton of chicken broth is going to spoil and thats going to smell awful.

You fookin Westerners are a disgrace to the white race. We slavs will surely dominate the next century. Look at you, no job, no education, no fuckin woman, you can only jerk off with you tiny lumpy dicks all day. LOL!
inb4 someone posts about superior western culture or technology well NEWSFLASH you cunts the only thing you invented is getting masturbation to the next level
haha im off to fuck my beautiful blond girlfriend, enjoy your forever alone omega male life

NEET is not degenerate. It's a product of Jewish tricks. Thousands of white men, like myself, are victim of Jewish interference creating the NEET lifestyle.

He's cozy af? Jelly wagecuck?

He;s using his bed for a desk, and his desk for a trashcan? I don't know.

Pic related made me kek

I think that's JuMex juice. Who the fuck drinks that shit?

this fucker probably works 12 hours a day to afford his shitty apartment and is exhausted when he gets home.

the food on the bed is too much for me though.

most neets are forced neets do to the new world and unemployment.

Its the smug retarded ones that make "wagecuck" threads that fucking make it worse. Like it wasn't bad enough.

your mom has a great marketable skill (sucking my dick)

>This is your average white male

Ask him that? She gotta pack much back.

Wheres his bodypillow?

Is it because he is playing with his peepee leafbro?

His desktop is shit

>Canada projecting
Just because you got all of our faggy draft dodgers doesn't mean everyone else did.

I notice he's slightly white, so he can't be average American and he's also skinny, so once again he can't be average American, not average at all.

Average Americans(Canada, USA) are actually yellow or Mexican with obesity problems, also sleeping problems. A guy that can fall asleep next to PC and everything else on his bed can't be American either.

well he is retired so........

Hey I fucked your mother in the ass so hard she shit herself all over her legs.

no female

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That's my life, but I work three days a week to afford vidya.