RUSSIA INVADED LITHUANIA

RUSSIAN TANKS JUST CROSSED LITHUANIAN STATE BORDER AND IT'S MOVING TO VILNIUS.

NATO, EUROPEAN UNION WHERE ARE YOU? YOU HAVE LESS THAN 1 HOUR TO HELP US!!!!

>citation needed

>YOU HAVE LESS THAN 1 HOUR TO HELP US!!!!


OR what? You'll commit suicide?

Shut the fuck up, Brexit is happening.

HOLD ON BRO IM ON MY WAY

Faggot detected

Tanks to Moscow in 35 years.

Based Putin

Nobody is dying for Balts. Better play nice with Mr Putin

Gonna need a source on that Europoor

It's on the news

Omg, it's real

>Lithuania
Where is that?

Click that non-eu flag in the top right so I can read it.

>steven universe face
>thumbnail
HELLO
REDDIT

Holy shit it's actually real. Mobilize the fucking troops.

>one leecher left

Good. Tell Putin to take the other baltic states

Citation please

All of you. Reading this thread. Just take a step back. Breathe.

This is someone trying to false flash flag and bait you. You probably know that, but want to respond anyways.

Just calm down. Now, I want you to type out your response - but don't send it just yet. Just look at the words you made. Take them in, read them out loud. Wait one minute in its entirety.

Now, I want you to hold backspace until it's all gone. All the words, the ugliness, the meaningless links and evidence that he won't even read.

Now, if you're ready, I want you to leave the thread. I want you to enjoy your day, to spend your time talking about things you love rather than people you don't. Every time you feel like you want to respond to a false flag, or bait, or just someone stupid, I want you to do what you did in this thread. You will feel happier when you do.

Remember, the change within yourself starts with you. All you have to do is take the first step.

I love you.

And nothing of value was lost that day.

S A U C E
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saged and reported

ill do what i want to do

I fucked a Lithuanian girl once, she sounded like Borat when she moaned.

>DELFI news

I bet you believed that "Human soul is real, here's pseudo science to prove it."

It obviously fake, khan

Or am i being baited by the 9001 mongoloid iq?

It's an okay attempt user but if it were really happening that story should be taking up most of the space with other smaller side stories about the main piece. All other stuff gets pushed aside since an invasion would be huge news. Remeber that in your next ruse attempt.

Kek'd, fuck off mate. I'm going there on drunk vacation next week.

nice rasta flag

HOLY SHIT THE JAPANESE ARE INVADING MY ISLAND

IM IN A PALM TREE RIGHT NOW

Of course it's real. In potato-land trees never have green leafs...

Based Russia

Fake right?

This one is better.

> fucked a lithuanian girl
> once

confirmed faggot/lying turbovirgin

AND NOTHING OF VALUE WAS LOST

>all those people that actually believed this

i demand your Fiji water in exchange for being saved

M-make sure to dump some cash into souvenirs g-goy... Hehehe my wallets will increase even further hehehe

I love you lad.

Holy shit!

You be alright just stay up there!!

Asians can only see horizontal so they wont be able to spot you.

kek

>pic from January events 1991

OH SHIT THE SOUTH CAROLINIANS ARE INVADING CHARLOTTE

I'M IN A PAN-SEXUAL BATHROOM RIGHT NOW

FEMINISM WHERE ARE YOU?

>he doesn't know

Yikes, people actually drink that?

It's actually our toilet water

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If Russia invaded a fucking country it would be
>this country defends Lithuania due to alliance
>this country defends that country due to alliance
>these countries defend these countries due to alliances
>World War II is continued (Russia never signed the treaty with Japan, so WWII never actually ended).

I'm still alive so i'm assuming we aren't in Defcon2, the nukes haven't been launched, therefore i'm calling bullshit.

you do realize that soviet union and russian federation are two seperate countries

w...what

so what were these "unarmed civilians" doing when they were shot?

Forming a human wall around the TV tower, singing songs and shit. Not a single one of them used any force on cykablyats.

>Memes of Russia attacking and taking over Latvia have been going on for a good while
>All because Latgale wants independence from Latvia because they are dirt poor
I really love the "democracy" that both my country and the EU in general have.

mostly protesting
there were a few armed brigades though if shit hitted the fan

masturbating

Still waiting for you help

How many star destroyers you see?

Nobody cares, gum. Come back after the aftermath of Brexit has blown over.

>Russian budget photoshop

You are the unkindliest Baltic state.
Nobody would come to your help, except for a few confused Poles.

oh really? Have you ever met any Lithuanian?

I have been to Vilnius and Memel so far.

Latvia > Estonia > Lithuania.

Tell me more

Kek USSR "superpower" got cucked by a bunch of baltshits with no weapons.

Out of all the Balts why the fuck would Russia invade Lithuania first?

Their Russian minority isn't nearly as big as Estonia or Latvia

But this isn't 1991 lithuania user.

Where the source at senpai?

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