Write an episode of The Big Bang Theory

I'll start

>Episode opens
>Sheldon is playing Nintendo 64
>Cue Laugh Track

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First you need to explain to the audience what he is doing, then you put the laughs.

>episode opens
>joke about nerds
>autistic nerds on Sup Forums get mad

Damn you're right. Ok.

>Episode opens
>Sheldon is playing Nintendo 64
>Leonard walks by
>"What are you doing Sheldon?"
>"Im playing The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of time on the Nintendo 64"
>Cue Laugh Track

*BBBBRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPP*

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Add in some follow up comment about the GameCube/3DS rerelease and you have comedy gold.

My new computer came with Windows 7.

>fade in
>sheldon, and penny are in scene the apartment of sheldon and other nerd guy can't remember his name.
Penny>So sheldon ever heard of the term cuck?
>audience sniggers.
Sheldon>Why penny yes I have its the act of compelling love where one suitor invites the bull to fornicate with one's lover whilst he himself is in the room uhm....(silently says) masturbate.
>crowd is laughing out loud.
P>So sheldon I invited my friend here he lives in the north end of California his name is Jerome, he's a black powerful man.
S>Oh penny am I going to be part of this coitus?
>time magazine calls it the best episodes in existence, very brave and progressive.
>Liberal normies loving the shit out of it, twitter implodes on all the up votes.
>the universe itself is dying of laughter
>zoom in on Sheldon's face.
>ZIMBABWE

>*return from commercial break*
>*Sheldon knocks on door*
>Penny.....
>*Sheldon knocks on door*
>Penny.....
>*Sheldon knocks on door*
>Penny.....
>*Sheldon knocks on door*
>Penny.....
>*Sheldon knocks on door*
>Penny.....
>*Sheldon knocks on door*
>Penny.....
>*Sheldon knocks on door*
>Penny.....
>*Sheldon knocks on door*
>Penny.....
>*Sheldon knocks on door*
>Penny.....
>*Sheldon knocks on door*
>Penny.....

Dude that's fucking retarded. TBBT might be bad, but it's writing is never that fucking awful.

HAHAHAHAHHEH
AHEFHAHHAHHH
*THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE*
*PEOPLE WHOOOING*
AHHF
>my mother brought it here
AHHEHFAHFHAHAHHAHAH
HAFHAFHAFHAFHAHFa
AHAHFA

I consider this hands down the worst show ever created. But I'd bang the shit out of the blonde with glasses

you know that he does do that right?
Not to the same extent of that hyperbole but it's still his thing.

youtube.com/watch?v=tN3qn92R0SE

>pene that is sheldor spot

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>Sheldon goes through his sexual awakening and turns out to be extremely perverted, Amy is more perverted still
>Leonard has sex with his mom
>Penny has sex with her dad
>Howard begs Bernadette to RP /ss/ because of his oedipus complex but Bernadette cucks him with a huge black guy
>Raj hires a hooker to engage in corpophagia with him

pen to shedlor: "hi shledor are you doing a thing"
sheld: "ya im playing world of warcarft"
Ppl laff
BINKULOZA

I know that normies are completely retarded, but that show is so absolutely retarded that it really surprises me that so much people loves it.

It's weird how there's so much hatred for laugh tracks, but people just ignore that when it comes to shows like Blackadder.

I mean Blackadder is miles ahead of TBBT, but it seems to get a pass on the laugh track front for some reason.

because Blackadder is FUNNY, key difference there

Add generic 16 bit laser sound effects and have him randomly pressing a bunch of buttons and it's perfect

welcome to normie land

>It's weird how there's so much hatred for laugh tracks, but people just ignore that when it comes to shows like Blackadder.
Seinfeld too. That show somehow gets a pass despite being oddly similar in many ways to the bing bong theory

Big bang theory is Seinfeld, just with a nerdy theme
Seinfeld=Leonard
Elaine=Penny
Kramer=Sheldon
George=Howard
Raj doesn't really have an equivalent, he certainly isn't Newman

You got it all wrong

>*return from commercial break*
>*Sheldon knocks on door*
>Penny.....
>Cue laugh track*
>*Sheldon knocks on door*
>Penny.....
>Cue laugh track*
>*Sheldon knocks on door*
>Penny.....
>Cue laugh track*
>*Sheldon knocks on door*
>Penny.....
>Cue laugh track*
>*Sheldon knocks on door*
>Penny.....
>Cue laugh track*
>*Sheldon knocks on door*
>Penny.....
>Cue laugh track*
>*Sheldon knocks on door*
>Penny.....
>Cue laugh track*
>*Sheldon knocks on door*
>Penny.....
>Cue laugh track*
>*Sheldon knocks on door*
>Penny.....
>Cue laugh track*
>*Sheldon knocks on door*
>Penny.....
>Cue laugh track*
>*Sheldon knocks on door*
>Penny.....
>Cue laugh track*

Kek

Nice one

>Sheldon, Leonard, Penny, Howard. Raj, Bernadette and Amy sitting in car, going somewhere stupid.
>Car crashes, everybody's dead
>Best episode ever, end of the show

a lot of these are early show gags. you may not think it's possible but the gags are much, much worse these days