OFFICIAL HOUSTON ASTROS AT BOSTON RED SOX GAME THREAD

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i didn't think they'd be palying because it's raining here

Sup Forumsstros win!

short striders BTFO

probably
maybe

2nd for Jenny Dell is a goddess taken too soon from us. Press F to say fuck Middlebrooks

she still does posts online

amazon didn't come today

you can't find the game because it's on fox by the way

me i knew this ahead of time

and didn't miss any seconds

It's not the same senpai. It's not the same.

im already watching fox has an annoying k zone technology i'd rather the nesn sidebar than this. shame second to last game of the season is wasted on this

>i'd rather the nesn sidebar
idiot

missing out on some classics

>dumb brainlet who doesn't like learning during the game

>liking learning
IDIOT

wtf did she steal pedoria for

idk

what if both teams throw perfect games

if xander weren't such a manlet he would have caught that

imagine if they had a perfect game going stigll

good job one pitch man

they haven't figured out you only know one pitch yet

God I wish that was me

me too I want to steal baby

WTF !

me? I'm rooting for the red sox to lose

imagine if they lose

is devers broken

how do we fix him

Fuck you old man

dfa

you're not allwoed to dfa anymore until after the playoffs

so? that's what would fix him

i knwo what will fix you

pomeranz maybe hustle a little

SLOW drew

big SLOW

SORRY I'm late.

Last night when I went to bed I had a massive migraine and the only thing that made it hurt less was thinking about random things instead of the huge amount of pain I was in.

I ended up redesigning Overwatch entirely, including a redesign of every hero and some base mechanics of the game.

Anyway I was late because I thought I would write them down as a form of writing exercise and maybe post them somewhere sometime.

that was a strike

>I ended up redesigning Overwatch entirely, including a redesign of every hero and some base mechanics of the game.

You can't understand how much pain I was in and it was my only relief. I havent even played that game in months

Pugzo?

is that game like lawbreakers

SMUGzo

>pomeranz, who most definitely will pitch in the division series

unless red sox lose division and lose wildcard, idiot,

is this the overwatch thread

NO please DON'T talk about any video games

i hate the video games

makes red sox threads end at 5 innings on weeknights

what about fable

i didn't play that for a long time so i don't really feel like talking about it, sorry, thanks for reading

youre welcome

Is Houston a white city?

white is a synonym for evil

announcers so happy the manlet is DFA today

i hate white people

>all those pink hats in the stands forgetting what holt did last night

*in the tune of Barbara Ann*
Pom Pom Pom Pom Pomeranz
Pom Pom Pom Pom Pomeranz

Thought we'd take chance
Put in Pomeranz
Batter came up
And he hit it in the stands
Pomeranz

Pom Pom Pom Pom Pomeranz
Pom Pom Pom Pom Pomeranz

Astros are rockin and a rollin
Red Sox are reelin
Pomeranz
Pom Pom Pom Pom Pomeranz

white people music sucks

How come she doesn't have the Boston accent like everyone else in New England?

red pill nobody in new england has a boston accent unless they're doing it intentional

ok now make video like this

youtube.com/watch?v=_MbCj_MEaoA

holy shit there's just no stopping Judge he just his fucking 52nd home run oh my fucking god this guy is special

time for rained

Sup Forumsstros!

*during the juiced ball season while playing in yankee stadium

are you in the right thread

This. That 484 foot home run is an infield pop-out in any other stadium.

not the correct place to post this sorry thanks

Yes!

red sox hope to make runs here then turn on rain machines to get a short W

Smart plan

>single season home run record broken 2 weeks before the end of the season
>implying people won't refer to this as the juiced ball era 2.0

Pitchers are also throwing harder than they've ever been, and there's been an emphasis on muh launch angle. There's not a whole lot of people hitting 40+ home runs, but there are a lot of people hitting 20+ home runs which adds up over time.

not the correct place to post this sorry thanks

Sup Forumsstros poster is welcome here in /nesn/ i m o
he is their only fan so he has nowhere else to go

>he
don't assumed

And there is also a higher rate of pitchers getting blister injuries.

It's almost like they changed the baseball that has been used for centuries

...

c'mon astros don't make me sad again or I'll go on a rampage or something haha

DAD DAD DAD DAD DAD DAD DAD DAD DAD DAD DAD DAD DAD DAD DAD DAD

HANLEY HATER APOLOGIZE

HANLEY IS THE ONLY RED SOX WHO CARES ABOUT THIS SEASON

HANLEY INSPIRING TEAM TO POSTSEASON

GOOD HANLEY

HANLEY HATER APOLOGIZE

boys only in this thread except that one user who said they would be my gf that one time

also softball sisters with butts

thanks dad

CRACKED the scoreboard~!

...

GOOD boy devers

GLAD i told that user about how you can't be dfa

imagine if he cared all season we wouldve clinched the AL east 2 weeks ago

imagined if you ever once apologized to the hanley for all the times you are wrong

thanks devers

when do we give him a nickname

the red sox gave him a nick name.. but you won't like it... so i won't post

Devers going to time out llast night made him learn his lesson GOOD boy

meanwhile umpire still trying to make red sxo lose

imo *little nigger* is offesnive idk why they gave him that one

his dugout nickname is babyface

I call him leave it to devers

wtf who told you that... totally wrong

Hey now a .270 BA with 60 RBIs is quite impressive for a man literally paid to hit the ball

um dont u remember that one time that I promised not to be rude to him for a week after he got a walk off?

yaeh eat your tongue now

Astros please

why are red sox threads always so autistic

its literally 9gag tier autism in here

you ever think sometimes you wish you were dead

>literally 9gag tier autism
that's good retard

>why are red sox threads always so autistic
>its literally 9gag tier autism in here

me thinking this

amazon didn't come
the qt doesn't like me
i don't understand the optparse
red sox collapse

thanks for stopping by

>It's almost like they changed the baseball that has been used for centuries
Ignoring that this isn't even remotely accurate, since the baseball has constantly changed over the years, blisters don't immediately mean the ball is juiced. Why hasn't there been an influx of players hitting over 40 home runs, like in the steroid era, rather than an influx of players hitting over 20 home runs, which is what's actually happening?

The "juiced ball" theory has been around since the 1930's when teams started scoring more runs. It's easier to claim that the balls are juiced, rather than take into account that the style of play in baseball is constantly changing over the decades. Balls weren't juiced in the 1930's, people just started going for home runs more often. Balls aren't juiced now, it's just that, in this era of analytics and advanced statistics, the way people swing at the ball has changed.