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OFFICIAL HOUSTON ASTROS AT BOSTON RED SOX GAME THREAD
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i didn't think they'd be palying because it's raining here
Sup Forumsstros win!
short striders BTFO
probably
maybe
2nd for Jenny Dell is a goddess taken too soon from us. Press F to say fuck Middlebrooks
she still does posts online
amazon didn't come today
you can't find the game because it's on fox by the way
me i knew this ahead of time
and didn't miss any seconds
It's not the same senpai. It's not the same.
im already watching fox has an annoying k zone technology i'd rather the nesn sidebar than this. shame second to last game of the season is wasted on this
>i'd rather the nesn sidebar
idiot
missing out on some classics
>dumb brainlet who doesn't like learning during the game
>liking learning
IDIOT
wtf did she steal pedoria for
idk
what if both teams throw perfect games
if xander weren't such a manlet he would have caught that
imagine if they had a perfect game going stigll
good job one pitch man
they haven't figured out you only know one pitch yet
God I wish that was me
me too I want to steal baby
WTF !
me? I'm rooting for the red sox to lose
imagine if they lose
is devers broken
how do we fix him
Fuck you old man
dfa
you're not allwoed to dfa anymore until after the playoffs
so? that's what would fix him
i knwo what will fix you
pomeranz maybe hustle a little
SLOW drew
big SLOW
SORRY I'm late.
Last night when I went to bed I had a massive migraine and the only thing that made it hurt less was thinking about random things instead of the huge amount of pain I was in.
I ended up redesigning Overwatch entirely, including a redesign of every hero and some base mechanics of the game.
Anyway I was late because I thought I would write them down as a form of writing exercise and maybe post them somewhere sometime.
that was a strike
>I ended up redesigning Overwatch entirely, including a redesign of every hero and some base mechanics of the game.
You can't understand how much pain I was in and it was my only relief. I havent even played that game in months
Pugzo?
is that game like lawbreakers
SMUGzo
>pomeranz, who most definitely will pitch in the division series
unless red sox lose division and lose wildcard, idiot,
is this the overwatch thread
NO please DON'T talk about any video games
i hate the video games
makes red sox threads end at 5 innings on weeknights
what about fable
i didn't play that for a long time so i don't really feel like talking about it, sorry, thanks for reading
youre welcome
Is Houston a white city?
white is a synonym for evil
announcers so happy the manlet is DFA today
i hate white people
>all those pink hats in the stands forgetting what holt did last night
*in the tune of Barbara Ann*
Pom Pom Pom Pom Pomeranz
Pom Pom Pom Pom Pomeranz
Thought we'd take chance
Put in Pomeranz
Batter came up
And he hit it in the stands
Pomeranz
Pom Pom Pom Pom Pomeranz
Pom Pom Pom Pom Pomeranz
Astros are rockin and a rollin
Red Sox are reelin
Pomeranz
Pom Pom Pom Pom Pomeranz
white people music sucks
How come she doesn't have the Boston accent like everyone else in New England?
red pill nobody in new england has a boston accent unless they're doing it intentional
ok now make video like this
holy shit there's just no stopping Judge he just his fucking 52nd home run oh my fucking god this guy is special
time for rained
Sup Forumsstros!
*during the juiced ball season while playing in yankee stadium
are you in the right thread
This. That 484 foot home run is an infield pop-out in any other stadium.
not the correct place to post this sorry thanks
Yes!
red sox hope to make runs here then turn on rain machines to get a short W
Smart plan
>single season home run record broken 2 weeks before the end of the season
>implying people won't refer to this as the juiced ball era 2.0
Pitchers are also throwing harder than they've ever been, and there's been an emphasis on muh launch angle. There's not a whole lot of people hitting 40+ home runs, but there are a lot of people hitting 20+ home runs which adds up over time.
not the correct place to post this sorry thanks
Sup Forumsstros poster is welcome here in /nesn/ i m o
he is their only fan so he has nowhere else to go
>he
don't assumed
And there is also a higher rate of pitchers getting blister injuries.
It's almost like they changed the baseball that has been used for centuries
...
c'mon astros don't make me sad again or I'll go on a rampage or something haha
DAD DAD DAD DAD DAD DAD DAD DAD DAD DAD DAD DAD DAD DAD DAD DAD
HANLEY HATER APOLOGIZE
HANLEY IS THE ONLY RED SOX WHO CARES ABOUT THIS SEASON
HANLEY INSPIRING TEAM TO POSTSEASON
GOOD HANLEY
HANLEY HATER APOLOGIZE
boys only in this thread except that one user who said they would be my gf that one time
also softball sisters with butts
thanks dad
CRACKED the scoreboard~!
...
GOOD boy devers
GLAD i told that user about how you can't be dfa
imagine if he cared all season we wouldve clinched the AL east 2 weeks ago
imagined if you ever once apologized to the hanley for all the times you are wrong
thanks devers
when do we give him a nickname
the red sox gave him a nick name.. but you won't like it... so i won't post
Devers going to time out llast night made him learn his lesson GOOD boy
meanwhile umpire still trying to make red sxo lose
imo *little nigger* is offesnive idk why they gave him that one
his dugout nickname is babyface
I call him leave it to devers
wtf who told you that... totally wrong
Hey now a .270 BA with 60 RBIs is quite impressive for a man literally paid to hit the ball
um dont u remember that one time that I promised not to be rude to him for a week after he got a walk off?
yaeh eat your tongue now
Astros please
why are red sox threads always so autistic
its literally 9gag tier autism in here
you ever think sometimes you wish you were dead
>literally 9gag tier autism
that's good retard
>why are red sox threads always so autistic
>its literally 9gag tier autism in here
me thinking this
amazon didn't come
the qt doesn't like me
i don't understand the optparse
red sox collapse
thanks for stopping by
>It's almost like they changed the baseball that has been used for centuries
Ignoring that this isn't even remotely accurate, since the baseball has constantly changed over the years, blisters don't immediately mean the ball is juiced. Why hasn't there been an influx of players hitting over 40 home runs, like in the steroid era, rather than an influx of players hitting over 20 home runs, which is what's actually happening?
The "juiced ball" theory has been around since the 1930's when teams started scoring more runs. It's easier to claim that the balls are juiced, rather than take into account that the style of play in baseball is constantly changing over the decades. Balls weren't juiced in the 1930's, people just started going for home runs more often. Balls aren't juiced now, it's just that, in this era of analytics and advanced statistics, the way people swing at the ball has changed.