ITT: we improve a songs lyrics by adding dong to every line come on!!

ITT: we improve a songs lyrics by adding dong to every line come on!!

>my dong
>we dong see each other much
>it will take some dong
>but somewhere down the dong
>dong won't be alone

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DONG D- D- D- DONGGG
DONG D- D- D- DONGGG
D- D- DONGGGG

>do you have something against doooooooooooongs

LAST NIGHT I DREAMED HE WAS TRYING TO DONG YOU
I WOKE UP AND I WAS TRYING TO DONG YOU
IT'S BEEN A YEAR SINCE DONGS FIRST MET
I DON'T KNOW IF WE'RE DONG FRIENDS YET

'Cause I always find, yeah I always find yeah I always find the dong wrong
You been putting up with my dong for way too long
I'm so gifted at finding the dong I like the most
So I think it's time for us to have a dong

Let's have a dong for the douchebags
Let's have a dong for the assholes
Let's have a dong for the scumbags
Every dong of theirs that I know
Let's have a dong we can jerk off
That'll never take the dong off
Baby a got a dong
Dong away as fast as you can

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I haven't looked at the dong in so long
I've forgotten how much it hurts to

you should've seen my dong back then
every letter was above the dong
my Ps and Qs raised their dongs
so dongs crossed beneath
i'm a little dong now

like 5 threads have been made in the past 24 hours with this album as the OP image what is going on

the ocean washed over your dong
the ocean washed open your dong
(how’s your face? How’s your body?)
(DONG TOO SCARED TO DO SHIT)

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I wish I had an adult dong friend

op here, wasn't me

it's just a good album

amazing thread

amazing dong

>What can I do?
Eat Donga
>What can I do?
Eat Dong
>What can I do?
Eat Dong
>What can I do?
Go to Dong

I WROTE DONG DEATH WHEN I THOUGHT YOU WERE TAKEN
I WROTE DONG FUNERAL WHEN I KNEW YOU WERE TAKEN
I WROTE DONG FAGZ BUT I WASNT ABOUT YOU

Is this the real dong?
Or is this just dongasty?
Caught in a dong
No escape from a dong
Open your dong
Look up to the dong and see
I'm just a poor dong, I need no sympathy
Because I'm dong come
Dong go
A little dong, a little low
Anyway the dong blows, doesn't really matter to me

Look, if you had one dong, one opportunity
To seize every dong you ever wanted
One dong
Would you capture dong or just let it slip

His dong is sweaty
Dong weak
Dong is heavy
There's vomit on his dong already
Mom's dong
He's nervous, but on the dong he looks calm and ready
To drop dongs
But dong keeps on forgetting
What he wrote down, the whole dong goes so loud
He opens his dong but the words won't come out
He's choking now, everybody's joking about dongs
The dongs run out
Times up over dong!
Snap back to reality, oh there goes his dong
Oh there goes rabbit he chocked a dong
He's so mad but he wont give up his dong that easy
No he wont have dong

The third dong is sure that he's being watched
By a dong in the sky that can't be stopped
When you get to dong land
You're gonna shake the dong's hand

Dong stepped outside...

when the dong bites hard
and dongs are low
and the dong rides high
but dongs won't grow
and we're changing our dongs
taking different dongs
dongs, dongs will tear us apart again

Dong kill the pain
Dong kill the pain

dont wanna dong again
Dong my grilfriend
and dong my best friend Sam
because i saw them donging eyes again

Last night I drove to Harper's Dong and I thought about you
There were dongs on the road that warned me of dong signs
The dong limit kept decreasing by ten
As we entered a dong about halfway there
It was almost raining at the dong station
We put our dongs on our heads at the dong station
We threw dongs into the river
The river underneath the dong tracks

And when the dong came it was so big and powerful
When it donged into the little station
I wanted to put my dongs around it
But the donger looked at me funny
So we had to say goodbye and dong
The Monopoly board still in the dongseat
Took that nightmare left dong to get out of town
Ran into the decreasing dong limits again

i love that dong

>is this the real dong life
>is this just dong fantasy
>caught in a dong landslide
>no escape from dong reality

DOOOONTT YOUUUU REALLIZEEE OUR DOONGGS CAN FALL APART AT ANY SECOND

I am almost completely dongless
I am capable of being a dong
I am incapable of being a dong
I am donging uncontrollably
It should be called antipenetration
As a dong of mine suggested
Because it's not the dong that hurts you
It's the dong's reaction against it

FOR THREE DONGS OF WURTZ
AND FOR FOUR I WILL NOT REVOKE THE DONG
FOR THREE DONGS OF WILL
AND FOR FOUR I WILL NOT REVOKE THE DONG

Earlier in the song I used the term "dong," and dong is the concept, uh, the obsolete scientific theory that there is a kind of electricity flowing through our dongs, and that was our life force. I used the term because I came across it in Mary Shelley's "Frankendong", and that book is sort of an exploration of the theme of creating a dong or making up a dong. So I used the term "dong" to allude to that book as a sort of symbol of how I, like, created you as a dong, by pretending that I know a lot more about you than I actually do, and also to refer to the fact that I've fall—fallen in love with the dongs you've created in, uh, your body of work. This is the part of the dong where I start to regret writing it

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DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING AGAINST DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONGS?!