Anyway how is your sex life?

anyway how is your sex life?

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Non existent

im sure ill probably get frustrated to the point where ill have no choice but to rape sooner or later

i can only fap to 2D now

JUST pay someone to fuck yu

did you know you could use your hand to rub your penis until you ejaculate?

Not as good as sex

I'm sorry, I cannot do that.
Professional Hollywood not give you water.

i can also use my mouth to suck it
whats your point?

still have a micropenis, johnny

your mom still have cancer?

i'm ugly

whores can't substitute for a chick actually being attracted to u either

so i guess ill just never ever sex

Living the dream.

My sex life is only existent on Omegle, if that can even be called a sex life.

fed up wit dis wurld

Go to your cities backpage website, click escorts. Spend 120$. Get relief. Dont have to do jail time or ruin someones life

i've given up

my gf is ultra sensitive and orgasms easily multiple times seemingly no matter how I stimulate her. I can’t. She’s had trouble getting me off and we’ve tried several things. I have cum a couple times, through BJ and sex but other than that, nothing. She feels guilty and bad that she can’t make me feel good, even though I enoy it regardless because I love her. I don’t know how to fix this.

we’ve only dated a month so maybe we just haven’t tried everything or hit the right groove I dunno

fuck off normie

no one cares

Just go to a hooker, man.

Fuck off Chad

I've had the same problem, just don't cum for a week and then have sex and you'll orgasm just fine :^)

If your gf isn't a virgin you're a cuck.

Just keep working at it, and make sure you tell her what feels good and what doesn't. Remember that this isn't everything and stay relaxed

I've been with my boyfriend for a year and and half and have only came twice

Do you guys do docking?

Good luck dude, if you're still watching it please stop watching porn and fap from memories of hotness, this will increase your libido and then use that to be nasty with this girl, dude the best part of being in love is to get to fuck a girl just like you want, if you cum too early next time you won't, if is not nasty what gets you off then try the other right, the point is you, and your hoe, the ones who decide what's going on.

Good luck user.

Only three more years til I ascend to Wizardom

Yeah that's what I did before the time I came from sex. I just hope that's not my only option because that would basically mean giving up fapping

You've only come twice or him? If you're a girl that seems odd, it should be pretty easy for him to get you off as long as he hits the right spots

>dated a month
>I love her

>I love her
>dated a month

lmao next you'll be telling me she's not a virgin

>dating a virgin is the be all end all and the only acceptable option
M8. Have you dated a virgin? I have and she was shit at sex. We're both in our late 20s as well so that wouldn't have even entered into it.
And yes I know it's foolish to say you love someone so early in the relationship but we both feel that way and haven't been with anyone else even remotely so compatible

then you need to show him what gets you off. It might be a bit awkward but would you rather have frustratingly disappointing sex?

How does it feel to know that the girl you love has taken miles of dick from men better than you?

solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short.

>Not as good as sex
Then you're clearly doing it wrong.

I can smell the /r9k/ from here

Hey user, you're just describing me!

>/r9k/
>wrong

>can't cum with a girl
user, you might be a homosexual.

>frogposter
As if there's a difference

Look into telegony

Your children would inherit the traits of all the Chads she's fucked. You also probably don't mean much to her, considering you're just the lucky beta she's cooling her jets with after the cock carousel.

You're adorable.

Well backpage shut down...

I'm not the cuck here

You've clearly never had sex

Meh I get laid regularly by a girl who's pretty much asexual so she's a dead fish in the sack but pussy is pussy

But I want it to feel genuine

This thread is why I have left Sup Forums. If this exact thread was posted years ago there wouldn't be completely ironic relationship discussion in a thread like this. I shouldn't have come back. This place is full of fucking normies now. And no one even considers how retarded this looks. Go to hell all of you.

I have a gf who's never even had a bf before me.
She was 23 when I met her and I was 18. By that time I had already gone out with 8 girls all through my time in high school (*not at the same time, of course*). I hadn't had sex with a single one of them, though there was one the summer before my senior year that was pretty sexy in my opinion. I would have fucked that one, but she wanted to fuck outside, right where the neighbors would have seen us. I shot that idea down right away. So yeah, long story short, I still haven't fucked. The current gf I got, the one I 1st mentioned, we've been together 5 years now. She says the idea of intercourse still weird her out a bit, but she said she might try it eventually. I mean, hell, unless there's anyone else out there who's decent enough to fuck, I'll stick with my gf's "eventually" answer any fucking day.

Meant to say *unironic

Close your eyes and pretend the whore is someone you have a crush on

oh my god your feelings are hurt, what shall we do?

>I have a gf who's never even had a bf before me.
>She was 23
What's the catch?

>using the word normies
>acting like otherwise average people haven't been visiting Sup Forums from the get go
Oh my dear sweet summer child.

This is not about feelings. This is about how fucking full of normies this website is now.

Not the kind of normies that "fit in". The kind of normies that can't see the irony of people blogging/bragging/crying about their personal life, Anonymously, on a board that has nothing to do with relationships.

If you want me to explain further, the thread's aim is to shitpost/joke/discuss The Room. Not this shit..

The catch is she doesn't want to have sex with him but is obviously fucking around on the side. Why are you letting yourself so obviously get cucked, idiot? 5 years in a relationship and no sex? Let me guess, you shower her with gifts and money?

See:

places change, just like people. except you that is.

i tried to rustle your ass at first but this place really has changed in the last few years and it's bugging me too a little

I was a "newfag" in 2006. People were saying "How Sup Forums sucks now".

I wonder if they are still here, or what they think of it now. This is like parody level stuff. Not even a parody would be this bad.

2007 here. Sup Forums is almost as bad currently as Sup Forums was in 2007. I rarely crossposted then because I was an underage b& faggot and the discussions bored me. Needless to say, 10 years later I wish these boards had those discussions I used to find boring. Draw your own conclusions fro that.

This board is obviously filled with high schoolers and now Sup Forums is filled with middle schoolers

She's a little on the sperg side. So is her dad, it runs in the family. It makes things difficult for them sometimes, but hey, it's probably what makes them damn good artists. I got diagnosed as aspy when I was 12, but I think they just confused that for a kid just being his eccentric self. There might only be a small trace of that me left, as I grew out of that weirdness rather quickly in 7th grade on through high school. Perhaps my oddities have evolved into a less noticeable form. My gf got over a lot of jher hangs ups after being at my house and being around me and my parents constantly after about 3 or 4 years in. Now 5 years into this relationship, she's much better off than she was. We got her away from her co-dependent bi-polar mother who cried and whined all the time, always looking for someone's fucking sympathy. God DAMN that ol' nutcase loves a good pity party. Then my gf started coming out of her reserved and shy shell and became less anxious and nervous about being around other people. Getting her to go to college I think really changed a lot for her and helped her overcome quite a bit. As for my own oddities, I think I got over mine all on my own for the most part, and long before I met her.

>Being on this dumbass website for 10 years
You poor souls.

this

LONDON
dem trips

Nope, lol actually she's bought ME quite a bit of shit. Trust me, if you met her you'd know she was a timid thing that thought most guys were either creepy or stupid before she met me. The only guys she really liked were celebrities. Something about me though, idk. She probably knew on some level when we met that I'd gone through similar hang ups as she had.

normie = non-mentally-disabled person

There is no other website where someone can post anonymously, in threads that are temporary and get deleted after a while.

Sup Forums isn't the problem, see. The newcomer community that infested it, is.

Fuck, I've been visiting this site for 6 years

So she's just fucked in her head just like her family, got it. If you two will ever have kids, her assburgers genes will pass onto your offspring too.

It's called boarding for a few months then leaving for a few years then coming back for a few months, rinse repeat.

What the fuck are you even on about you retard?

I know sex isn't everything but I could never handle your situation for 5 years if I was really attracted to the person.

That dog looks comfy as fuck.

You know, I'm totally at peace with that. The same sort of shit runs in my family, and they've all turned out okay. Grant it, the ones that do seemed to have grown into some slightly odd adults, but they survived. I think the fact that me and her have been through so much with our oddities in our lives leading up till the day we met and even a little after that, just means that we'll be able to help our children deal with their problems because we both have 1st hand experience being that socially awkward kid everyone thought was a "freak","nerd", or "loner". Matter of fact I can't wait for the day me and her have children, because I'd have a wealth of information on how to cope with shit and how to deal with people who try to call them out as "weird".

"Being" on this website for 10 years doesn't mean I have visited it every single month, in any point or time. Heck, I haven't been to Sup Forums for around 3 to 4 years probably. I have just seen it now and I see that my decision to leave was a correct one.

This place is basically Reddit, without usernames and upvotes. Actually the community might even be worse.

Shibas are literally the best animals on earth

>Actually the community might even be worse.
I'm pretty sure it is.

>tfw no gf

>I could never handle your situation for 5 years if I was really attracted to the person.
That's just it, I mean my gf is pretty, but when you've been around someone this long you realize they're just a human being like you. Besides, I've got plenty of porn to get me through this. My second year dating her I was asked if it bothered me that she hasn't had sex with me yet. All I said was "No, and if I really wanted it that bad I'd just go look for someone that wanted to." Which, in my case might be a bit difficult. Seems like most of the fuckable ones where I live are either friends with my gf or are friends of her friends. Besides, no matter how much I might think fucking one of them would be a great idea, I'd never go through with it. I'm not a cheater and I couldn't bring myself to do that.

>adult section censored by the government

Well, time to kill myself.

I just provided the definition of the word "normie", you simpering retard.

When I use "worse", I don't mean it literally.

Like, Sup Forums used to be a place where I feel like I shared with similiar minded people. That's what was beautiful about having everyone be "Anonymous". I can't feel that anymore. So I can't exactly be "Anonymous", if you can understand my meaning. That's why it feels "worse".

No worries, pal. You'll find someone who matches your crazy like I did. Every Joker eventually gets his Harley Quinn.
>even pic related will eventually, or so I've read.

Except you're completely wrong. Normie means normal people. As in, people who aren't social outcasts. People who by definition don't belong in an inherently hostile, anonymous image board on the internet.

At least, that's what it used to be.

REEEEEE AUTISTIC NORMIES REEEEEEEE WHY CANT EVERYONE BE AS SUPERIOR AS ME REEEEEEE *flips over table*

Ever ask yourself WHY you are a "social outcast"?

Hint: it's because you are a fucked-in-the-head aspie loser.

I'm legitimately amazed at how you managed to have an aspergers gf for 5 years WITHOUT having sex.
> All I said was "No, and if I really wanted it that bad I'd just go look for someone that wanted to."
I don't know who you are and how you think but I'm sure as hell normal people, hell even retards don't think the way you do. If you'll ever have sex (as you mentioned children), it will probably feel like fucking your sister. I don't know whether to applaud you or pity you.

Wow, someone being mean to me on Sup Forums? How could you do this with your little normie heart?

No, psychology genius, it's not because of that, it's because I chose to be one. I do socialize, but I'm not exactly eager. Still, I'm not a retard who spends all day on Sup Forums either. I would rather be away from society than be with them because that's what I like. There, you fucking made me blogpost about my life like all the other faggots... Well done.

Regardless, that's completely irrelevant. This place IS full of normies, and it has ruined it.

>will probably feel like fucking your sister
I've never had a sister, or a brother for that matter. I'm an only child, and the funniest fucking thing is? She's an only child too. Despite that being the hand e were dealt, we both were never really spoiled. I mean, she'd go and visit her dad in Minnesota every summer and they'd go to Twins games and shit, but her summer would always be ruined by her dad's abusive 2nd wife. Her mom on the other hand has always been kinda poor and never really was able to afford really nice things. Especially because her step-dad ate enough food for a fuck'n family of 12 and they constantly had to buy more and more food. Me on the other hand? I've had the good fortune of always having both my parents in my life. Just about everyone else i know has divorced parents. Only always had both parents like I did growing up.

>mfw I've been making this thread every day for a few weeks now
>mfw someone else has taken up the mantle

>Only always
God damn it I tried to type "a few" and it must have come out as "afew" and got corrected as that.
Yeah it's funny how a lot of these edgy dipshits act like being a "social outcast" is a fuck'n badge of honor. Both me and my gf know otherwise. Also
>aspie loser
Call him retarded, fag, or even autist, but don't compare that moron to aspy people. I can guarantee even the quirkiest fuck in my family is more functional that that douche.

Is this a stealth feels thread?
>gf loves me, im apathetic, probably won't ever feel "love"
>just had another short film rejected from a film festival
>beginning to wonder if im a hack
>uni work is constant and never-ending
>don't get enjoyment from anything other than film

i should probably just kill myself

Break up with your girlfriend. Two reasons: It's one more thing to worry about when you could be working on your film work or school work, and if you don't love her she deserves someone who does.

Lol what a retard

But she stars in my films. And besides, we have to break up in 4 months anyway...

YOU'RE VERY WELCOME DENNY, AND KEEP IN MOOOOIIIND.

After my ex dumped me I haven't been able to be intimate with anyone. Had a few opportunities but I'd just self sabotage before anything happened. It's been three years since I've gotten laid.

are you me

Sounds like you need a better writer or you need to improve your scriptwriting capabilities. Good luck.

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I want everyone else to feel sad with me

Did you get triggered, you retarded asspie faggot? I'm happy you found "someone like you" but no one gives a shit about you, or your literally retarded relationship.