If Tom Cruise was narcoleptic, he'd be Tom Snooze

If Tom Cruise was narcoleptic, he'd be Tom Snooze.

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If Tom Cruise was alcoholic, he'd be Tom Booze.

If Tom Cruise was a prankster, he'd be Tom Ruse

If Tom Cruise would trick you into doing something stupid, he'd be Tom Ruse.

If Tom Cruise were a synthwave band, he'd be Com Truise.

If I was good as posting I'd be Tom...er...um...braaaaaaaaap

If Tom Cruise sang a sad song he'd be Tom Blues

If he wore lifts, he'd be Tom Shoes.

If Tom Cruise voted Hillary he'd be Tom Lose

If Tom Cruise was semitic he'd be Tom Jews

If Tome Cruise was a crushing bore he'd be Tom Snooze

if Tom Cruise was a homosexual who visited gay bars looking for sex he'd be Tom Cruise.

If Tom Cruise hung himself, he'd be Tom noose

>noose rhyming with Cruise

fuck off fag

If Tom Cruise had more color to him he'd be Tom Hues.

If Tom actually came out you think it'd help or hinder? It'd be like the lead singer of Judas Priest where the rest of the group is like "dude, we knew"

If Tom Cruise was a boat, he'd be Tom Cruise

If Tom Cruise was inspired to create art by a thing of beauty, he'd be Tom Muse

If Tom Cruise travelled 640 light years to visit the ninth-brightest star in the sky, he'd be Tom Betelgeuse.

If Tom Cruise played an Asian detective, he'd be Tom Clues.

hinder.
women wouldnt go to see his movies and neither would straight men.
career suicide

If Tom Cruise played a chimney-sweep, he'd be Tom Flues.

If Tom Cruise played a chef, he'd double-bill as Tom Stews and Tom Sous.

if Tom was second mate on a Pirate ship, he'd be Tom Crews.

If Tom Cruise lived in India, he'd be Tom Poos

If Tom Cruise set aside those rumors, he'd be Tom Disabuse

If Tom Cruise started a new rumor, he'd be Tom Misconstrues

If Tom Cruise was autistic he would be Tom Cruise

Noose does rhyme with cruise
I know because I said it out loud in public
#justanonthings lol :)

if Tom Cruise was a pigeon he'd be Tom Coos

All these smart sounding words! He must be right!

Nice

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kek

No, if Tom Cruise played and Asian detective he'd be Tom Cruise
How did you fuck that up?

If Tom Cruise was a soup, he'd be Tom Stews

If Tom Cruise was a cow he'd be Tom Moos

If Tom Cruise was a big black guy he'd be Tom Crews.

I really don't think he's gay desu, I just don't see it in him

>inb4 gays are just regular people

Kevin Spacey on the other hand clearly is the biggest queen in Hollywood

If Tom Cruise was a UFC fighter he'd be Dom Cruz

Cruise rhymes with news.
Noose and news do not rhyme.

If Tom Cruise were an anchor, he'd be Tom News

If Tom Cruise were a Green Lantern, he's be Hal Jordan

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If Tom Cruise was a pornstar he'd be Cum Cruise

If Tom Cruise were a reporter he'd be Tom News

If Tom Cruise married your mom he'd be Tom Loose

If donald trump was an athlete he'd be donald jump

If Tom Cruise was a pornstar he'd be Tom Ooze

>not Tom Cum

If Tom Cruise owned a hardware store, he'd be Tom Screws.

If Tom Cruise husbanded sheep for a living he'd be Tom Ewes

If Tom Cruise was a bomb expert he would be called Tom Defuse.

If Tom Cruise was a ghost, he'd be Tom Boos

Dang thas tru

reddit the thread. get the fuck out

If Tom Cruise contracted food poisoning he'd be Tom Spews

If Tom Cruise played World of Warcraft he'd be Tom Moos

If Tom was an Australian marsupial he'd be
Tom Kangaroos

If Tom Cruise was the zodiac killer, he'd be Tom Cruz.