If Tom Cruise was narcoleptic, he'd be Tom Snooze.
If Tom Cruise was narcoleptic, he'd be Tom Snooze
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If Tom Cruise was alcoholic, he'd be Tom Booze.
If Tom Cruise was a prankster, he'd be Tom Ruse
If Tom Cruise would trick you into doing something stupid, he'd be Tom Ruse.
If Tom Cruise were a synthwave band, he'd be Com Truise.
If I was good as posting I'd be Tom...er...um...braaaaaaaaap
If Tom Cruise sang a sad song he'd be Tom Blues
If he wore lifts, he'd be Tom Shoes.
If Tom Cruise voted Hillary he'd be Tom Lose
If Tom Cruise was semitic he'd be Tom Jews
If Tome Cruise was a crushing bore he'd be Tom Snooze
if Tom Cruise was a homosexual who visited gay bars looking for sex he'd be Tom Cruise.
If Tom Cruise hung himself, he'd be Tom noose
>noose rhyming with Cruise
fuck off fag
If Tom Cruise had more color to him he'd be Tom Hues.
If Tom actually came out you think it'd help or hinder? It'd be like the lead singer of Judas Priest where the rest of the group is like "dude, we knew"
If Tom Cruise was a boat, he'd be Tom Cruise
If Tom Cruise was inspired to create art by a thing of beauty, he'd be Tom Muse
If Tom Cruise travelled 640 light years to visit the ninth-brightest star in the sky, he'd be Tom Betelgeuse.
If Tom Cruise played an Asian detective, he'd be Tom Clues.
hinder.
women wouldnt go to see his movies and neither would straight men.
career suicide
If Tom Cruise played a chimney-sweep, he'd be Tom Flues.
If Tom Cruise played a chef, he'd double-bill as Tom Stews and Tom Sous.
if Tom was second mate on a Pirate ship, he'd be Tom Crews.
If Tom Cruise lived in India, he'd be Tom Poos
If Tom Cruise set aside those rumors, he'd be Tom Disabuse
If Tom Cruise started a new rumor, he'd be Tom Misconstrues
If Tom Cruise was autistic he would be Tom Cruise
Noose does rhyme with cruise
I know because I said it out loud in public
#justanonthings lol :)
if Tom Cruise was a pigeon he'd be Tom Coos
All these smart sounding words! He must be right!
Nice
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kek
No, if Tom Cruise played and Asian detective he'd be Tom Cruise
How did you fuck that up?
If Tom Cruise was a soup, he'd be Tom Stews
If Tom Cruise was a cow he'd be Tom Moos
If Tom Cruise was a big black guy he'd be Tom Crews.
I really don't think he's gay desu, I just don't see it in him
>inb4 gays are just regular people
Kevin Spacey on the other hand clearly is the biggest queen in Hollywood
If Tom Cruise was a UFC fighter he'd be Dom Cruz
Cruise rhymes with news.
Noose and news do not rhyme.
If Tom Cruise were an anchor, he'd be Tom News
If Tom Cruise were a Green Lantern, he's be Hal Jordan
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If Tom Cruise was a pornstar he'd be Cum Cruise
If Tom Cruise were a reporter he'd be Tom News
If Tom Cruise married your mom he'd be Tom Loose
If donald trump was an athlete he'd be donald jump
If Tom Cruise was a pornstar he'd be Tom Ooze
>not Tom Cum
If Tom Cruise owned a hardware store, he'd be Tom Screws.
If Tom Cruise husbanded sheep for a living he'd be Tom Ewes
If Tom Cruise was a bomb expert he would be called Tom Defuse.
If Tom Cruise was a ghost, he'd be Tom Boos
Dang thas tru
reddit the thread. get the fuck out
If Tom Cruise contracted food poisoning he'd be Tom Spews
If Tom Cruise played World of Warcraft he'd be Tom Moos
If Tom was an Australian marsupial he'd be
Tom Kangaroos
If Tom Cruise was the zodiac killer, he'd be Tom Cruz.