Hottest James Bond girl?

Hottest James Bond girl?

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SOLITAIRE MUDAFUCKA

You mean hottest Federation starship pilot?

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Onatopp

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She has a hot face, but are fake tits and anorexic body really puts her on the lower tiers.

Much better

Patrician taste

Vesper

She was fucking hot

>that feet

Eva Green, end of story.

>liking that skelly
terrible taste, even for Sup Forums standards.

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gross

Like
Milk

JUST

Tiger blood will do that.

Who stole her soul?

charlie's AIDS

still hot

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she's in her 80s, give her a break

She actually still looks good for 45. Not Kate Beckinsale hot, but good.

cocaine is a hell of a drug

>white women

Someone really needs to tell them to stop sunbathing.

You don't see the cross-eyes or something?

no, i never saw it
maybe its only that photo

OH GOODNESS YES!
Young Jane Seymour was so fuckin HHHNNNNNGGG

no love for Rosamund?

Fake tits on a bond girl are absolutely haram!

the one in goldeneye was gorgeous too

Because nobody remembers that piece of shit movie.

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I remember it BECAUSE of Rosamund Pike.

Modest homely women make me rock hard.

One wonders how many guys in the 25-35 demo have domination fetishes as a result of that movie

It's easily the second or third best Brosnan Bond movie.

Goldeneye is overrated

I swear this isn't bait. I asked before in a relevant thread, because I'd seen some clickbait listicle about like "The cringiest Bond-girl pun names" and Xenia Onatopp was on the list. Can you, or anyone, please tell me what the fuck the pun was?

Like, Pussy Galore is easy - lots of vagina. Joked on later by both Plenty O'Toole and Alotta Vagina. Christmas Jones is an easy setup for a 'comes once a year' joke.

What in the name of fuck is 'Xenia Onatopp' joking about? "Seen you on top"? Is that it? Maybe "SeeING you on top?" What? I have been wondering about this for like twenty fucking years and nobody's ever been able to explain it to me.

olga or famke

worst movies have best grills

life is cruel

"Onatopp" is the entire pun, the first name is unrelated

like Holly Goodhead in Moonraker

>girls wont fuck me so i hate them

Even looking like that, shed never even touch you.

kek

most beautiful to be sure

but I think Pam is the hottest because I'm a leg man

Meh. If it was even intended as a pun it has to be the lamest ever, especially considering Famke actually pronounced the first name as you would in Russian (neither "zeen-ya", nor "seen-ya" but rather "ksen-ya").

Jewelry salesman orthodontics peddling medicine woman

She was such a qt!

When I was young, Goldeneye was always on the telly, and I've masturbated to this scene every single time.

Also:
>two of the sexiest bond girls
>one of the most memorable theme songs
>one of the best bond villains
>great action scenes
Is Goldeneye kino?

>Is Goldeneye kino
of course it is
only thing about it are that bike plane jump and that the guy is still alive after falling but that's it

>there are actually people who complain about realism in Bond movies
lel

its the best bond flick, imagine the hatefuck

I like my women thick, not slim... The name's Test... High Test
Nice to meet you, Mr. Test.... I'm Fertility Voluptuosa, attachée to the Russian Ambassador... would you care to join me for a midnight swim, Mr. Test?
>Fertility sensually removes her dress then jumps in the pool using the "dive bomb" technique, pushing all her weight into it, making a huge splash and draining half of the pool's water in the process
>She smirks at Test, visibly troubled and aroused by the demonstration of her BBW prowess
Tell me Mr Test, is that a Walter PPK in your pocket... or are you just happy to see me?

not realism but suspension of disbelief is important

xenia was crazy hot

so was electra

holy shit don't get married

and in a movie where Bond singlehandedly drives a tank through Moscow chasing a Russian general, you're bothered by one ridiculous stunt and a guy that doesn't die quickly enough?

What matters is that the movie follows its own logic and maintains a consistent tone. If they done that shit in Casino Royale, then you might have a case

My dream is to be crushed by a woman's legs wrapping around me. Like borderline crushing my ribs as she is gyrating on top of me. Fucking goldeneye

looks like somebody had too many bond burgers last night

>Bond singlehandedly drives a tank through Moscow chasing a Russian general
i don't see lack of realism in that

Who would you rather get dominated by?

> tfw no rich and crazy torture gf who's into dom n sheit

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obviously elektra

probably the most realistic part of any bond movie actually

> Where's "M"?
> She'll soon be everywhere

toppest of keks

for some reason i was really attracted to her

how about the villain using a radio telescope to control a satellite?

all that fake smiling did that to her

Plebs

way hotter than Famke

probably gonna get called a pleb but that olga chick
I have a thing for moody olive-skinned chicks

She was in the N64 game. When I watched the movie, I felt otherwise.

>"Onatopp" is the entire pun, the first name is unrelated

God shit fucking DAMMIT that really doesn't even count as a pun, hardly. Xenia Dogistil, yes. Xenia Reeverscagourl, I'll buy. Xenia Onatopp can gtfo.

>Holly Goodhead
???? i don't get it ????

Yes. Until you think of all the Charlie Sheen splooge she swallowed. Then no.

> dis some good head, holly

she was on top while she killed that guy with her pussy in goldeneye, if i recall correctly

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dam

What a stupid question.

was this the most bizarre choice of woman and character for any bond film? may day sticks with me, but i don't know why other than having seen a view to a kill most recently.
maybe it was the fucking crazy outfits grace jones does.

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can we at least agree that this jb flick has the shittiest bond girls?

Michelle Yeoh is great.

Hmm I wonder whyy

>Ywn have a crazy threesome with Bambi and Thumper

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Also can we all agree this scene is fucking retarded?

Obviously he likes this or he would have dumped her. Maybe he's got a feeder fetish.

kys

that bond"girl" chink is flatter than a door

What bond film is this?

On top, the dominant position during sex. You fucking nerd.

She looked like fucking agent Scully for some reason

Moonraker

Prime Denise was something else, too bad she aged like Milk and Charlie probably gave her AIDS.

not her you plain vanilla faggot

wtf is wrong with you, babbies first bond movie? FUCK OFF

Goldeneye, Dr. No, and Goldfinger are widely regarded as the Kino of Bond movies. Casino Royale sometimes gets rated up there too.

The Spy Who Loved Me

ez

muh dick

Huh just realised how weird the area beneath her chin/jaw is.

Tiffany Case.
GOAT Bond Girl
GOAT Bond Film.

Diamonds Are Forever is fucking trashterpiece

Elektra was hotter. In fact, minus the stockholm syndrome shit, she's the hottest.