Characters who are literally and unironically you

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>fictional character
>literally you
You don't know what 'literally' means then?

>old
>virgin
>hangs out with teenage boys
Yup, that's me

>some junkie who is destined to die a shitty death and is scared of disappointing his mom
Pretty sad desu user. I also unironically love these movies.

Literally me.

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>not understanding the figurative use of literally

Because I'm literally treading on thin ice.

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Literally me.

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Why did I turn out so fucking weird

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so you are a fag?

>2017
>gay/straight

Git out

Intelligent, nihilistic, with a wicked sense of humor
I'm only half joking

Please kill me.

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Fag confirmed

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Been waiting for one of these threads to pop up

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I have spent the last week in my apartment jacking off to porn
I have no friends, no girlfriend, no goals, no future