>Intense courtroom drama surrounding a seven-year old boy in LA today. Copy pasting the story below:
Los Angeles, CA (AP)- A seven-year old boy was at the center of a Los Angeles courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible.
The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.
After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Los Angeles Chargers, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.
Jackson Adams
>i actually read this
Tyler Martin
This meme is a true relic
Christian Russell
lmao
Nathan Kelly
this is some shit my grandma forwards to me in emails, fuck off normo
Nolan Perez
>mfw I thought this was a courtb owl thread and was ready to get in here to find a stream I should stay in /f1/ and /trans/ threads. This nigger kneeling sport isn't for me.
Mason Foster
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Jack Wilson
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Jeremiah Russell
I don't know, this doesn't seem realistic to me. Something's off.
Kevin Cox
Kid looks like he's got over 300 confirmed kills
Jaxon Cook
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Justin Campbell
Hey user did you know that I want [insert favorite team] to be my pallbearers so that they can let me down one last time?
Blake Smith
Hey user did you know that I want the texas rangers to be my pallbearers so that they can let me down one last time?
Robert Reed
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Angel Johnson
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Sebastian Wood
Kek
Nathaniel Scott
lmao topkek. Had me there for a second.
Asher James
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Evan Rodriguez
I knew a bad punchline was coming...i fucking knew it. why did I keep reading?
Ayden Stewart
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Josiah Hall
Lmao I totally fell for it
Jaxon Bailey
wew
good one la
Samuel Cooper
>be me >be in a hotel elevator in LA this morning >people discussing Eagles-Chargers game "there are tons of tickets available" >not going
Joseph Ross
maybe OP is your grandmother
Robert Robinson
I feel for this completely
Jace Morgan
Because you are a italians
Mason Sullivan
did read it all the way through, did you user?
Bentley Parker
didn't*
Brayden Jackson
ancient joke but great execution
Gabriel Howard
yeah that's why I said what I said. my grandma sens corny ass chain email jokes all the fucking time
