Wtf bongs

>go to local government owned liquor store
> looking for any UK beers and liquor i can buy
>shit tier selection in shit tier ON town
>fuck Scotch because cuckland
>two kinds of beer made in England
>beefeater gin because all else bottled in cuckland
>get home, crack boddingtons
>somethings in my fuckking beer
>wtf.jpg

BRITBONGS EXPLAIN THIS SHIT

Cucktario being cucked

yes, to a ridiculous extent. don't hate, it's painful enough

seriously though, wtf is this thing

>DUDE WEED LMAO XD

They have that in Guinness cans too

the fuck is that??????????????

Man you kids these days.

It's a widget that forces C02 to be released from the beer to create head. It was patented and mainly used by Guinness.

WTF IS THAT NIGGER BITCH NAW I SAY KANGZ AND SHEEIT

It's a floating widget you fucking pleb

It's a nitro widget.
It carbonates your beer when you open it.

It's supposed to recreate the texture or bubbliness of real draft beer.

>Guys I went over to wait in the beer line at the communist bureau of alcohol to support British products, turns oout LCBO stopped selling British products on direct orders from Trudeau because of the problematic nature of Brexit

just another day in Ontario


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Sounds like you're gonna be needing a trade deal.
>Free trade among the Commonwealth?
maybe

Just to finally clear this up cause people are dunces:

Its so the can doesn't go GLUG GLUG GLUG and you can POUR a nice glass.

It doesn't do anything except smooth the pour. Its only used on nitrogen beers.

Guiness extra stout > Draught

> Not drinking Newcastle
> Not understanding co2
Not surprised this thread was made by a leaf.

>government owned liquor store
Lol

It's a fucking nitrogen booster you retard.

Guinness has them as well.

Canada is insane when it comes to liquor and taxes. A leaf friend of mine pays nearly two and a half times what I do for vodka due to the taxes and regulation.

it hurts bad senpai
it hurts me inside
we have to buy from the bureau of beer, or make it at home

Blame the Irishcucks for that. Also, you seem like you're a faggot

I spent 6 months in Texas this winter and the price of liquor/beer was retarded cheap compared to ontario. Cigarettes were a third the price.
They fucking give gasoline away for free there.
Fuck I want to go back

And Texas isn't even one of the cheapest states in the union. In the Midwest prices are commonly lower.

what degree of lower are we talking?
across the board or just on alcohol??

also: wtf is the midwest? iI've heard it used to describe every fuckingg state between california and michigan

The proper Midwest is Nebraska, Kansas, Iowa, and Oklahoma. I'm in Nebraska and I get a handle of vodka for about $10 and cigarettes are bout about $4 a pack.

>13yo OP confirmed

You have to be 18 to post here m8.

That's the plains negro. Midwest is Ohio, Michigan, Illinois etc

we don't see that shit here m80

why can no one ever agree on this?
get your shit together burgers

I fucking hate this debate
How is Michigan Midwest? It's east of the middle of the country

So you're saying the states to the EAST of center are the Midwest?

What beer is Sup Forums approved? I usually drink Budweiser

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