How come he don't want me man

How come he don't want me man

cause you're a lousy good for nothing punk that's always getting in trouble

You get handed first class privilege on a plate and you still act like a gangbanger

Shut up, Will

So that's it huh, he don't want the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air or something

ointments

HE'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE FOR YOU, HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE HERE FOR GEOFFREY

gangbanger? have yo;u ever seen the show? he's like bart simpson. he hardly does anything illegal

why are you arguing with a suburban kid

he's never even been to the hood

is idea of acting "gangster" is listening to rap and smoking weed

>still no pizza hut in the garage

Did you make me a sandwich?

This show perfectly encapsulates American millenial society:

>kid with rich support network
>acts all hood/ghetto because "struggle"
>creates fake "problems" to "fight" against
>goes home to warm house and well-stocked fridge

Fucking over-privileged scum.

I thinn i'm having a heart attack
WHO CARES wha YOU THINK YOU ARE NOT MY FATHER

Have you even seen the show?
It's about the struggle of a low class guy living in a high class family, and struggling to not be treated like an entitled piece of shit that never had to struggle

Let me tell you boys something about women

>be Will
>get involved in "zany" schemes
>schemes go wrong
>rich uncle Phil bails him out
Yeah I've seen the show.

It's exactly as I described.

i bet you're white

something about women

Women are a trip, uncle funcle

you sell fish *shh*
WOAAAAAAAAAAAAH

I'm Henry Firth

>tfw the big eared frerf keeps nagging me

Hello, is president Bush there?

Yes, erections

why is this shit so fucking funny

HEY! DONT TALK TO MY WIFE LIKE THAT

NUMBERS
NUMBERS
NUMBERS

well let's have sex

FUCK YOUR FATHER
FUCK YOU NIGGA
YOU'RE A PHONE

It's ponies dad

Cucks

ITT: Shows that aged poorly

>could you make me a sandwich
>not well-aged dialogue
pleb

Mr banks can you please sit down?

You know, you really need a woman G

PILLOWY MOUNDS OF MASHED PO TAY TOES

Ironically Uncle Phil died identically to how he almost died on the show. Really makes you ponder.

This is a black thing isn't it?

THE NASTY DUDE HAD A TWO-HEADED COCK

>Everybody's always blaming me for everything

OH MY GOD

[THREE YEARS LATER]

He's upset his birth father ran off.

I'd say that's worthy of some deep sadness.

this story is about you isn't it will?

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YOU SWINDLED ME!
I was going to use that money on POT!