Why did Christ Pratt's career went so well and her's... did not?

Why did Christ Pratt's career went so well and her's... did not?

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because men get better and woman worse

It seems to have to do with the fact she hit the age of 30.

Besides Christ, is anyone from Parks & Rec doing well?

Has to do with this

Chris got buff.

Casting directors saw that magazine she appeared in with no makeup, correctly determined she's ugly and not worth doubling her salary for makeup to cover her the fuck up.

get back to pol pig

post the pic

Chris Pratt is likeable.

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Also her shlick vid.

She was in that movie with Zac Efron and Donnie Franco last year.

Because he's a lovable doofus that everyone wants to have a beer with and even though she's a babe she's a sarcastic liberal that no one wants to listen to or be around.

Cause she has a gap between her teeth. Disgusting.

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Just search her name on M_LESS

Having only one bit, playing the sarcastic deadpan girl is extremely limiting

Man she should've played Daria live action when she was still in her 20s

what a waste

shes a terrible, terrible actress

charisma

because she's an unlikable bitch

This. She can barely do the deadpan thing she did for her character on Parks & Rec convincingly.

If you were one of the unlucky souls to have watched Mystery Team you can tell just how bad of an actress she is

YIKES...That was rough

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sometimes i wonder what the intended recipient of those videos felt when he got them

lewd

Although I like her, she is a one note actress. Plus sulky but lovable is really only a teen girl archetype

She seems to just play herself. At least Pratt is a tad more diverse...and really really good looking.

She seems like a bitch irl and can only do so many roles. she's pretty hot but getting old. her fappening was great though

>pol

No, he also only plays himself.

He just has more charisma, is all.

Aziz's making 9 mill per year

more like she only plays with herself amiright

really? i wonder how he's going to treat himself in 2017

Maybe she was practicing for that scene in the To Do List.

first time i saw parks and rec i was burning with rage at how unrealistic her character was. nobody would behave like that at any job and not get fired or shat on for being a cunt. it really, really rustled my jimmies that they allowed her to be such a bitch just because she was a lulzy kewl gurl ^_^

when i watched the show in its entirety i was less annoyed because the progression of her character is a little more believable and less in your face, plus there are episodes where shes mostly normal


i think the real reason is nobody could ever decide if she was hot or not. she seemed very fuckable early on in parks and rec but even by the end you could see her face sagging and beginning to age. not trying to be super fedora tier and judge womens looks but turning 30 is very noticable decline in sexyness compared to 20

feels bad man

His roles in Zero Dark Thirty and Moneyball are completely different from GotG or Jurassic.

he's going to buy an entire shitting street for himself

Charisma siphon. She is both very uncharming and drains all charm from the room.

Never saw moneyball, but the other ones are just him playing with his "funny"-slider. The core personalities aren't that much different.

I watched Parks&Rec first time last summer (nothing else to do) and didn't even notice it was superhero guy at first.

Passengers says otherwise.

Came here to say this. Not that a Daria movie would have made all that much money, but she would have nailed the role.

SO YA
THOUGHT YA
MIGHT LIKE
TO GO TO THE SHOW?

I dont know, how about you post her feet and I'll decide.

because she's getting old and she's not attractive enough to have a good career despite being old and probably more importantly her acting and comedic range is tiny

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She is going to be in Legion. Don't know how well that will go but it looks interesting.

noice

my waifu

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I really really want to fuck Aubrey Plaza

Pratt and Poo

pretty simple, she's ugly and not funny

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>deadpan eyes

trash

To his credit, he's pretty open about the fact that his job is pretty easy because he just gets to be himself most of the time

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If aubrey was passed out,would you drop a massive load in her without anyone finding out?

you mean would i rape her?

go back to plebbit

>massive load

semen or poop?

semen,balls deep

I would give anything to throat fuck the bored look off her face

Because Chris is actually attractive

This

Women age like mile
Men age like fine wine

Because Pratt is likeable and she isn't.

One has talent & charisma, the other does not.

Women age like a distance.

>sharp knees

2/10

When they show started circling the drain and the writers started taking the broadest strokes with the characters, Chris's character was still fun and likable while Plaza's became irritating, annoying and kind of embarrassing. The early seasons were better when she was just acting like an aloof, bitchy young girl instead of really trying to act that way.

I remember her in that movie about that old safety not guaranteed meme and scott pilgrim. She's cute but I don't think she has the ability to portray a character other than being a bitchy teen.

desu senpai she started out kind of chubby in Parks and then lost a bunch of weight as time went on. By the end I felt like she looked younger and had a way more defined jaw.

Still, not really a looker. And playing a sullen millenial in a comedy doesn't necessarily translate into wider success in film. No idea if she repeated the act in the movies she's been in but clearly nobody was impressed by whatever she ended up doing.

The answer is so obvious that this is probably a thinly-veiled waifu thread.

But I'll answer anyway. Chris Pratt is conventionally attractive and plays the same character over and over again - a character that features heavily in most Hollywood blockbusters (charismatic dopey Chad). There isn't really a place for Aubrey Plaza in Hollywood. She can't act, there are plenty of more attractive actresses, and the character she played in Parks and Rec was very specific to that show.

>, is anyone from Parks & Rec doing well?


Amy Poehler - Wrote bestselling autobiography, starred in Inside Out, Pixar's best film since Toy Story 3, starred in smash hit comedy Sisters with Tina Fey, won another emmy last year, comedy she helped produce and launch Broad City is still going strong. Got divorced.

Aziz Ansari - Emmy, Netflix show, his own designated shitting street

Chris Pratt - Bona fide movie star.

Nick Offerman - Living large loving life, pops up in the weirdest places.

Rashida Jones - Starring in her own sitcom, writing Toy Story 4.

The others you see everywhere too. Their careers are all fine except for Aubrey Plaza.

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underrated post

>what are you doing?

Hurts to watch every time

She's too weird to be a leading lady whereas Pratt has a movie star quality like Harrison Ford.

Underrated

Because she attempted to be funny by stealing award from Will Ferrell. That was too cringy for me.

Because she isn't attractive enough for the big screen and her comedy isn't marketable because it's not all dick and vagina jokes like Glazer and Schumer.

>M_LESS
what is m _less

>has own designated shitting street

you have to go back

> inside out
> Best film
Gtfo nu/tv/

nevermind. you meon momless. post vid on gif pls. cant open that website

new fag

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sexy hands if I'm being honest with you

because she pulls retarded shit like this
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what

the

fuck

any chance of her ever being a waifu went down the drain after seeing her fuck gary like that


gross and haram and never the same

> cant open that website

Are you literally 12 with parents who actually use the porn-blocking filters?

I don't watch parks n rec, someone told me I act just like her. is this a compliment?

Ding ding ding!

Also she probably has more than a couple STDs and no producer wants to touch that crazy bitchs wasted goods

are you a cute girl?

No.

Go be easily triggered elsewhere

you just know

hey, if her acting career falls flat, how much do you think she would charge me to use her as my personal toilet?

Because she is a physically and mentally broken degenerate whore.

NEVER FORGET

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