Why didn't he just call the cops?

Why didn't he just call the cops?

It wouldn't have been kino

>Chicago cops

They wouldn't have been able to respond due to all units out killing unarmed black men.

he was actually hoping they would get in so they could fuck his boipussy

this kino was actually very progressive at the time.

Touché

>unarmed

Treyvon pls

Why didn't the parents call a family friend to look after him?

They were assholes and had no friends

Would the robbery be more success if they were black?

Because fuck racist cops. Me and my boys, we planning to go on pig hunts tonight

Yeah, they wouldn't have bothered scouting the house beforehand. Just barge in, rape Kevin at gunpoint, kill him and take all the stuff

Thought he would get in trouble for making his parents disappear by using his powers of wishing.

Good luck! Fuck Drumpf and fuck white people

Dude one of the robbers WAS a cop as far as Kevin was concerned. Same reason he didn't answer the door when the ma called one to check on him.

isn't threatening to kill cops a federal crime?

reported to the FBI :^)

just tell them "it was a prank bro", it worked out great for Jake Brahm

Phone line was cut down. There's a specific scene in the first movie to explain that. Are you retarded?

In Home Alone 3 they did call the cops twice, but the boy who cried wolf

Because only punk bitches like OP snitch to the cops

Everything magically falls into place so common logic does not apply. Not possible for the mother to get a plane, then not possible to get a rental car or train, family phoned the police but they were too incompetent, even sent one guy there who just shat on protocoll, not a single neighbour is home, etc etc

5th post best post
>>>/Reddit/

This post is woke af!

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It was a different time. He wasn't a narc.

they dindu nuffin