I've got the DEA breathing down my neck

>I've got the DEA breathing down my neck

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DA lad

>The mayor's so far up my ass, I'll be sore for a week

Oi how did that E get there you cheeky cu nny

>you know we're not so different you and i

> If you kill him, you'll be just like him!


Maybe I don't understand it, but this is retarded logic.
If you shoot and kill a serial killing rapist, you don't become a serial killing rapist.

Is it just liberal logic?

Fbpb

>I need 5 minutes
>All you have is 3

GOD-dammit Cobretti! Around here we do things by the book!

That's an awesome trope though.
>mfw "Turn in your gun and your badge; you're off the case!"

>you're a loose cannon detective, but you get results!

>You're off YOUR case, Chief! This entire fucking department is of its case!

>Open and shut case rookie

>My ass is on the line. I just got off the phone with the mayor.

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I want to see the book where he it details how to use scissors to cut pizza.

>the only thing a serial killing rapist is is a serial killing rapist

>So much for "Plan A"!
>What's "Plan B"?
>RUN!!!

>YOUR GUN AND YOUR BADGE ON THE DESK RIGHT NOW!!!

You guyts are fucking hilarious

lmao!!!!

>we're going to handle this by the BOOK!

>getting Drug Enforcement Agency confused with District Attorney

dumb frogposter

>Well guess what chief. I AM THE BOOK!

>You're out of order. The whole damn system is out of order!

Page one would obviously be about cutting it vertically towards the crust to make two super slim slices.

>you two characters have significantly increased the amount of paperwork I have to do with your antics!

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He may not follow the rules... but he does get the job done!

>two characters have game of chess
>"wise" veteran character walks up to them
>look at the board for one second
>moves the pawn
>"checkmate" + witty quip
>characters who have been playing said game for an hour and obviosuly following every movement on the board act baffled that said move was possible

>the victim was shot from a long range

>the killer must be US Marine scout sniper

This makes me mad like crazy same shit with a rubiks cube.

>I can't believe it, it was just some kid with crazy ideas and a big heart....

No you can't do that fucking fags it doesn't work that way!

>Off the case?! I am the case!

BACK TO FORMULA?

>off that case?!
>you need me now more than ever, only I understand his mind!

I AM THE [x]

>bye book

Unironically love those movie skits in there.

pretty much
>if you hate fags it's because you're a closet fag
so are they all closet nazis?

>the only thing stopping you from becoming a serial killing rapist is killing one man to start it
okie doke

>in a plane/apc/swat van/ before being deployed
>"hey you got to take a look at my girlfriend pic, a real bombshell, huh? I'm gonna propose to her right after I get back, see"
>dies

Delete your post because normies know about this trope and you should've not brought it up.

>Get me the President on the line!
>Sir, Donald Trump is the President
>Oh never mind, get me the head of the CIA, FBI, or any other agency not connected to that Umpa Loompa twat

SOPRANOS DID THIS

Sup Forums confirmed for hating sopranos

>"Alright, you got me, it's over. But before you kill me, at least tell me how you did X"
>"Oh that? That was easy... [explains X]"
>Cops were hiding in the room the whole time and the conversation is enough to get a conviction

>get me the president!
>пpивeт

>you forgot the third rule in a crisis situation

Why is this excuse always used after the hero has gunned down 100s of henchmen before getting to the villain

>what's up my nigga
>what did you just say?
>what's my nigga
>awww helll naw
> I DUN WAN ANY TRABBLE
every fucking tiem

>You're out of line mister!

And the OTHER gun!

>FREEZE

>What's Plan B?
>THAT WAS PLAN B!

>Suits: the thread

>I GOT 1PP ON THE PHONE
>I GOT THE MAYOR BREATHING DOWN MY NECK
>I GOT AN ULCER THE SIZE OF THE CHRYSLER BUILDING
>THE PRESS IS GONNA HAVE A FIELD DAY WITH THIS

>I'm out of line?! YOU'RE outta line! This whole damn DEPARTMENT is outta line!

This right here. I fucking hate how common this trope is.
>Protagsnists kill dozens or hundreds of men leading to this final confrontation
>they just let them go afterwards
Why even bother chasing them, then? FUCK!

THIS IS BULLSHIT AND YOU KNOW IT

>give me your gun and your badge
>and your other badge

>cmon detective give me a break just this once! Chiefs been on my ass

>listen. do you hear that?
no
>exactly

>I don't know how they did things back in __________, but around here we do things by the book!

>you want the truth
>you don't understand the truth

You actually are suppose to go down to lockup and fill out fuck loads of forms.

I think only one film has them do this.

>agent returns to office following what he thought was a successful operation
>other cop makes a joke mocking them as he walks in, met with the laughter of other background cops
>agent asks what he's talking about
>he explains that they fucked up big time
>"aww man, the chief's gonna have my ass for thi-"
>abrupt sound of chief shouting in the background "[CHARACTER'S NAAAAAAAAME!] IN MY OFFICE!"
>other cop pats the agent on the shoulder and moves away with a concerned look

> you're suspended without pay
> THIS IS BULLSHIT

> we need you back
> I can't go back

> I want to join the force again
> glad to have you back

>it's quie in here
>......tooo quiet

>Veteran cop dies
>'damn, he was 14 days, 38 minutes and 12 picoseconds away from retirement'

You do realise you can get DNA from shit, right? So Pepe would be arrested for that.

>Cops draw weapons at suspect
>"FREEZE!"
>Suspect runs
>Cops lower their weapons and give chase

>if I was going to kill you you'd be dead already

>Tell that to city hall!

Is this the wire general?

This is my favourite Pepe picture. I'm going to start saying this every time I see it now.

>My glasses were around here somewh-CRACK

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Has anybody actually fired their weapon, hitting them in the leg or something, then going "i told you to freeze" or something?

>If I started killing people....
>there'd be none of you left....

Mine too. There needs to be more like it

>Kowalski, you are a goddamn loose cannon. But damn you get results.

>road trip scene
>get your motor running starts playing

Dumb looking pepes are the worst.

>YOU'RE OFF THE CASE
>you can't get me off the case because I quit
>OH YEAH, YOU CAN'T QUIT BECAUSE YOU'RE FIRED
>nooooo, I have five kids to feed

>You nearly got us killed back there!

>Chief takes main character off of the main case
>Puts him on some benign, boring case

>I'm going to have an extremely intense verbal argument with you
>then once we reach the climax I'm going to unexpectedly embrace you then bounce on your dick for the next 4 hours

Yeah....

>the case was somehow connected to the bigger case
>the protagonist learns a valuable skill/lesson while solving the case

>YOU'RE OFF THE CASE
>YOU CAN'T TAKE ME OFF CAUSE I QUIT
>YOU CAN'T QUIT CAUSE YOU'RE FIRED
>YOU CAN'T FIRE ME CAUSE I DON'T EVEN WORK HERE

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>Find out boring case is the missing link to even bigger case

>you're one crazy sonofabitch
>WHAT DID YOU CALL MY MOTHER

>We're not gonna make it!
>Yes we are *Full throttle*
>they make it

>its over
>OVER? MY FRIEND! IT HAS ONLY JUST BEGUN!

pretty much

It's the same old logic as saying marijuana is a gateway drug that will cause you to be on heroin afterwards

>say goodnight, asshole
>goodnight asshole

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>Main character slams paper down on the desk
>What's this?
>This is what's going to win us the case

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