>I've got the DEA breathing down my neck
I've got the DEA breathing down my neck
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>The mayor's so far up my ass, I'll be sore for a week
Oi how did that E get there you cheeky cu nny
>you know we're not so different you and i
> If you kill him, you'll be just like him!
Maybe I don't understand it, but this is retarded logic.
If you shoot and kill a serial killing rapist, you don't become a serial killing rapist.
Is it just liberal logic?
Fbpb
>I need 5 minutes
>All you have is 3
GOD-dammit Cobretti! Around here we do things by the book!
That's an awesome trope though.
>mfw "Turn in your gun and your badge; you're off the case!"
>you're a loose cannon detective, but you get results!
>You're off YOUR case, Chief! This entire fucking department is of its case!
>Open and shut case rookie
>My ass is on the line. I just got off the phone with the mayor.
I want to see the book where he it details how to use scissors to cut pizza.
>the only thing a serial killing rapist is is a serial killing rapist
>So much for "Plan A"!
>What's "Plan B"?
>RUN!!!
>YOUR GUN AND YOUR BADGE ON THE DESK RIGHT NOW!!!
You guyts are fucking hilarious
lmao!!!!
>we're going to handle this by the BOOK!
>getting Drug Enforcement Agency confused with District Attorney
dumb frogposter
>Well guess what chief. I AM THE BOOK!
>You're out of order. The whole damn system is out of order!
Page one would obviously be about cutting it vertically towards the crust to make two super slim slices.
>you two characters have significantly increased the amount of paperwork I have to do with your antics!
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He may not follow the rules... but he does get the job done!
>two characters have game of chess
>"wise" veteran character walks up to them
>look at the board for one second
>moves the pawn
>"checkmate" + witty quip
>characters who have been playing said game for an hour and obviosuly following every movement on the board act baffled that said move was possible
>the victim was shot from a long range
>the killer must be US Marine scout sniper
This makes me mad like crazy same shit with a rubiks cube.
>I can't believe it, it was just some kid with crazy ideas and a big heart....
No you can't do that fucking fags it doesn't work that way!
>Off the case?! I am the case!
BACK TO FORMULA?
>off that case?!
>you need me now more than ever, only I understand his mind!
I AM THE [x]
>bye book
Unironically love those movie skits in there.
pretty much
>if you hate fags it's because you're a closet fag
so are they all closet nazis?
>the only thing stopping you from becoming a serial killing rapist is killing one man to start it
okie doke
>in a plane/apc/swat van/ before being deployed
>"hey you got to take a look at my girlfriend pic, a real bombshell, huh? I'm gonna propose to her right after I get back, see"
>dies
Delete your post because normies know about this trope and you should've not brought it up.
>Get me the President on the line!
>Sir, Donald Trump is the President
>Oh never mind, get me the head of the CIA, FBI, or any other agency not connected to that Umpa Loompa twat
SOPRANOS DID THIS
Sup Forums confirmed for hating sopranos
>"Alright, you got me, it's over. But before you kill me, at least tell me how you did X"
>"Oh that? That was easy... [explains X]"
>Cops were hiding in the room the whole time and the conversation is enough to get a conviction
>get me the president!
>пpивeт
>you forgot the third rule in a crisis situation
Why is this excuse always used after the hero has gunned down 100s of henchmen before getting to the villain
>what's up my nigga
>what did you just say?
>what's my nigga
>awww helll naw
> I DUN WAN ANY TRABBLE
every fucking tiem
>You're out of line mister!
And the OTHER gun!
>FREEZE
>What's Plan B?
>THAT WAS PLAN B!
>Suits: the thread
>I GOT 1PP ON THE PHONE
>I GOT THE MAYOR BREATHING DOWN MY NECK
>I GOT AN ULCER THE SIZE OF THE CHRYSLER BUILDING
>THE PRESS IS GONNA HAVE A FIELD DAY WITH THIS
>I'm out of line?! YOU'RE outta line! This whole damn DEPARTMENT is outta line!
This right here. I fucking hate how common this trope is.
>Protagsnists kill dozens or hundreds of men leading to this final confrontation
>they just let them go afterwards
Why even bother chasing them, then? FUCK!
THIS IS BULLSHIT AND YOU KNOW IT
>give me your gun and your badge
>and your other badge
>cmon detective give me a break just this once! Chiefs been on my ass
>listen. do you hear that?
no
>exactly
>I don't know how they did things back in __________, but around here we do things by the book!
>you want the truth
>you don't understand the truth
You actually are suppose to go down to lockup and fill out fuck loads of forms.
I think only one film has them do this.
>agent returns to office following what he thought was a successful operation
>other cop makes a joke mocking them as he walks in, met with the laughter of other background cops
>agent asks what he's talking about
>he explains that they fucked up big time
>"aww man, the chief's gonna have my ass for thi-"
>abrupt sound of chief shouting in the background "[CHARACTER'S NAAAAAAAAME!] IN MY OFFICE!"
>other cop pats the agent on the shoulder and moves away with a concerned look
> you're suspended without pay
> THIS IS BULLSHIT
> we need you back
> I can't go back
> I want to join the force again
> glad to have you back
>it's quie in here
>......tooo quiet
>Veteran cop dies
>'damn, he was 14 days, 38 minutes and 12 picoseconds away from retirement'
You do realise you can get DNA from shit, right? So Pepe would be arrested for that.
>Cops draw weapons at suspect
>"FREEZE!"
>Suspect runs
>Cops lower their weapons and give chase
>if I was going to kill you you'd be dead already
>Tell that to city hall!
Is this the wire general?
This is my favourite Pepe picture. I'm going to start saying this every time I see it now.
>My glasses were around here somewh-CRACK
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Has anybody actually fired their weapon, hitting them in the leg or something, then going "i told you to freeze" or something?
>If I started killing people....
>there'd be none of you left....
Mine too. There needs to be more like it
>Kowalski, you are a goddamn loose cannon. But damn you get results.
>road trip scene
>get your motor running starts playing
Dumb looking pepes are the worst.
>YOU'RE OFF THE CASE
>you can't get me off the case because I quit
>OH YEAH, YOU CAN'T QUIT BECAUSE YOU'RE FIRED
>nooooo, I have five kids to feed
>You nearly got us killed back there!
>Chief takes main character off of the main case
>Puts him on some benign, boring case
>I'm going to have an extremely intense verbal argument with you
>then once we reach the climax I'm going to unexpectedly embrace you then bounce on your dick for the next 4 hours
Yeah....
>the case was somehow connected to the bigger case
>the protagonist learns a valuable skill/lesson while solving the case
>YOU'RE OFF THE CASE
>YOU CAN'T TAKE ME OFF CAUSE I QUIT
>YOU CAN'T QUIT CAUSE YOU'RE FIRED
>YOU CAN'T FIRE ME CAUSE I DON'T EVEN WORK HERE
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>Find out boring case is the missing link to even bigger case
>you're one crazy sonofabitch
>WHAT DID YOU CALL MY MOTHER
>We're not gonna make it!
>Yes we are *Full throttle*
>they make it
>its over
>OVER? MY FRIEND! IT HAS ONLY JUST BEGUN!
pretty much
It's the same old logic as saying marijuana is a gateway drug that will cause you to be on heroin afterwards
>say goodnight, asshole
>goodnight asshole
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>Main character slams paper down on the desk
>What's this?
>This is what's going to win us the case
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